FUARKKK, A FOID JUST ASKED ME TO GO GET FOOD RN BUT I HAVE FAKE TEETH JFL

[bignosesmallchin]

So I wear snap on veneers 24/7, it’s basically just a grill but looks like teeth, and I never take them out around other people, literally no one has seen me eat since I’ve gotten them none of my friends even remember me having fucked up teeth, I even get compliments on my teeth now jfl.

Worst part is my tinder profile pic is me smiling with them, so she obv thinks I have perfect white ass teeth. None of the girls I’ve hooked up with have seen me without them in either.

SHOULD I JUST ACT NONCHALANT ABOUT THEM? If she asks why my teeth were different in my tinder pic should I just say “Oh yeah, I got these grills type shit and they’re supposed to look like teeth haha, I normally wear them but I knew we’d be eating so didn’t bother”

 

[Mouthbreath]

If she asks why my teeth were different in my tinder pic should I just say “Oh yeah, I got these grills type shit and they’re supposed to look like teeth haha, I normally wear them but I knew we’d be eating so didn’t bother”

 

[bignosesmallchin]

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Yeah I probably shouldn’t say that. WHAT THE FUCK DO I SAY BRUH??

 

[gymmaxedhorse]

Uuuuh don’t eat. Just drink, get a soup or some shit say you’re vegan

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Teeth don’t matter unless they’re rotting out

You should be nasal breathing anyways

 

[bignosesmallchin]

Uuuuh don’t eat. Just drink, get a soup or some shit say you’re vegan

Yeah but tbh I kinda want to LTR her maybe so I can’t really be lying about my teeth to her, what should I say?

 

[bignosesmallchin]

Teeth don’t matter unless they’re rotting out

You should be nasal breathing anyways

I have gapped teeth and they’re almost yellow

 

[gymmaxedhorse]

Yeah but tbh I kinda want to LTR her maybe so I can’t really be lying about my teeth to her, what should I say?

Oh, then don’t lie. If you’re teeth don’t look that far off from your fake ones then maybe just don’t smoke with teeth or let her see them for a while. Then get braces or some shit

 

[autistic_tendencies]

I have gapped teeth and they’re almost yellow

Girls find gap teeth cute
Human teeth have a yellow tint naturally

 

[bignosesmallchin]

Oh, then don’t lie. If you’re teeth don’t look that far off from your fake ones then maybe just don’t smoke with teeth or let her see them for a while. Then get braces or some shit

Yea ima get braces for bimax anyways but they look way diff bruh, like a different species lol

 

[bignosesmallchin]

Girls find gap teeth cute
Human teeth have a yellow tint naturally

My real teeth look shit compared to fake ones

 

[autistic_tendencies]

My real teeth look shit compared to fake ones

Keep your mouth closed problem solved smiling is for beta

 

[Mouthbreath]

My real teeth look shit compared to fake ones

That's not that bad though. I was imagining way worse. In fact your normal teeth look better than the fake ones.

 

[bignosesmallchin]

That's not that bad though. I was imagining way worse. In fact your normal teeth look better than the fake ones.

So I just shouldn’t worry about them? What if she asks why I have a gap irl and not in pics?

 

[bignosesmallchin]

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Keep your mouth closed problem solved smiling is for beta

Uuuuh don’t eat. Just drink, get a soup or some shit say you’re vegan

@RecessedChinCel

SHOULD I GO GET FOOD WITH HER RIGHT NOW AND JUST NOT WEAR MY TEETH? WHAT IF SHE ASKS WHY THEYRE DIFFERENT IN THE PICS WHAT DO I SAY? I WANNA GO GET MY DICK SUCKED PLZ HELP

 

[gymmaxedhorse]

@RecessedChinCel

SHOULD I GO GET FOOD WITH HER RIGHT NOW AND JUST NOT WEAR MY TEETH? WHAT IF SHE ASKS WHY THEYRE DIFFERENT IN THE PICS WHAT DO I SAY? I WANNA GO GET MY DICK SUCKED PLZ HELP

Just be honest then. Can’t really lie about it. Say some shit like that’s how you plan to look after you get braces so that’s why you wear them to get used to it

 

[bignosesmallchin]

Just be honest then. Can’t really lie about it. Say some shit like that’s how you plan to look after you get braces so that’s why you wear them to get used to it

Actually good idea, I could say I’m getting braces soon and bought those things to see how I’d look with normal teeth, and I liked them so much that I wear them often, then I wouldn’t sound insecure or weird

 

[Deleted member 20399]

So I wear snap on veneers 24/7, it’s basically just a grill but looks like teeth, and I never take them out around other people, literally no one has seen me eat since I’ve gotten them none of my friends even remember me having fucked up teeth, I even get compliments on my teeth now jfl.

Worst part is my tinder profile pic is me smiling with them, so she obv thinks I have perfect white ass teeth. None of the girls I’ve hooked up with have seen me without them in either.

SHOULD I JUST ACT NONCHALANT ABOUT THEM? If she asks why my teeth were different in my tinder pic should I just say “Oh yeah, I got these grills type shit and they’re supposed to look like teeth haha, I normally wear them but I knew we’d be eating so didn’t bother”

You’re an ugly curry. Foids despise you

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

over

 

[Deleted member 7580]

Yea ima get braces for bimax anyways but they look way diff bruh, like a different species lol

Don’t take em off
Just get something to drink

 

[bignosesmallchin]

Don’t take em off
Just get something to drink

You’re right. Ima do that

 

[Deleted member 13158]

Actually good idea, I could say I’m getting braces soon and bought those things to see how I’d look with normal teeth, and I liked them so much that I wear them often, then I wouldn’t sound insecure or weird

Yeah if u wanna ltr prolly good idea. Or just say ur teeth got fucked up while skating. U look like 135lb skater twink over if she asks to see a trick tho

 

[bignosesmallchin]

Yeah if u wanna ltr prolly good idea. Or just say ur teeth got fucked up while skating. U look like 135lb skater twink over if she asks to see a trick tho

I want to start skating tbh, my cousin took me to a punk show at a skate shop a couple months ago and there are so many cute skater/emo girls, best thing is I mog 80% of the guys there too, skaters are usually pretty ugly. I gotta punkmaxx tbh

 

[Deleted member 13158]

I want to start skating tbh, my cousin took me to a punk show at a skate shop a couple months ago and there are so many cute skater/emo girls, best thing is I mog 80% of the guys there too, skaters are usually pretty ugly. I gotta punkmaxx tbh

I thought skaters were NT druggy pretty boys

 

[fauxfox]

Yea ima get braces for bimax anyways but they look way diff bruh, like a different species lol

The actual teeth themselves look fine, you just need braces to close the gap.

It's weird that you have a tooth gap though, I don't really see white people with those. It's usually a West African adaption.

 

[bignosesmallchin]

I thought skaters were NT druggy pretty boys

Like maybe 5% of them lol, skater halo is crazy tho ugly ass niggas can pull just from skating

 

[bignosesmallchin]

The actual teeth themselves look fine, you just need braces to close the gap.

It's weird that you have a tooth gap though, I don't really see white people with those. It's usually a West African adaption.

Yeah I’m gonna get braces soon. Do White people not have gaps?

 

[fauxfox]

Yeah I’m gonna get braces soon. Do White people not have gaps?

I've never seen a white person with gapped teeth, only West Africans and some Asians.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

The actual teeth themselves look fine, you just need braces to close the gap.

It's weird that you have a tooth gap though, I don't really see white people with those. It's usually a West African adaption.

EXACALLY what I was thinking. Though other races do have it like OP it’s only common in west Africans (mostly female)

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Yeah I’m gonna get braces soon. Do White people not have gaps?

Some do, I know a few whites with gaps but it’s not common not sure about Asians

 

[ihatereddit]

brag thread + mogs me

 

[Deleted member 13158]

Like maybe 5% of them lol, skater halo is crazy tho ugly ass niggas can pull just from skating

So “just get a skill” is legit lol

 

[bignosesmallchin]

I've never seen a white person with gapped teeth, only West Africans and some Asians.

EXACALLY what I was thinking. Though other races do have it like OP it’s only common in west Africans (mostly female)

I have syrian in me but besides that just Scottish, prob just a deformity lol

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

I have syrian in me but besides that just Scottish, prob just a deformity lol

Wait you’re British… dude sorry to tell you but you’re a Slav. Your grand parents prob migrated here or stn I see no Germanic or celt in you. Just low class Slavic genetics brotha

 

[bignosesmallchin]

Wait you’re British… dude sorry to tell you but you’re a Slav. Your grand parents prob migrated here or stn I see no Germanic or celt in you. Just low class Slavic genetics brotha

I’m not British, I’m Scottish. And nah I know for sure I’m almost purely Scottish, my great great grandmother was from Denmark though, and then my great grandfather on my moms side is from Syria

 

[Deleted member 22126]

Where did u get them from

 

[bignosesmallchin]

Where did u get them from

Shiny smile veneers

 

[height]

Yea ima get braces for bimax anyways but they look way diff bruh, like a different species lol

its fine dont worry

 

[bignosesmallchin]

its fine dont worry

Gaslighter

 

[height]

Gaslighter

ur not living irl

 

[bignosesmallchin]

ur not living irl

What

 

[height]

What

nevermind ur insecure retard

 

[Deleted member 22126]

Shiny smile veneers

how much did u pay

 

[bignosesmallchin]

how much did u pay

Like $900 CAD

 

[khvirgin]

snap on veeners?
migh as well buy a wig

 

[bignosesmallchin]

snap on veeners?
migh as well buy a wig

I would be the ultimate frauder with 4 inch lifts, a wig that adds an inch or 2, snap on veneers, and my makeup. I should go clubbing like that tbh

 

[khvirgin]

I would be the ultimate frauder with 4 inch lifts, a wig that adds an inch or 2, snap on veneers, and my makeup. I should go clubbing like that tbh

are you gonna upgrade to real veeners?

 

[bignosesmallchin]

are you gonna upgrade to real veeners?

I’m gonna get braces in order to get bimax and then after that’s done with I’ll either get veneers or just get my teeth whitened regularly, depends on how they look after braces

 

[Deleted member 23530]

So I wear snap on veneers 24/7, it’s basically just a grill but looks like teeth, and I never take them out around other people, literally no one has seen me eat since I’ve gotten them none of my friends even remember me having fucked up teeth, I even get compliments on my teeth now jfl.

Worst part is my tinder profile pic is me smiling with them, so she obv thinks I have perfect white ass teeth. None of the girls I’ve hooked up with have seen me without them in either.

SHOULD I JUST ACT NONCHALANT ABOUT THEM? If she asks why my teeth were different in my tinder pic should I just say “Oh yeah, I got these grills type shit and they’re supposed to look like teeth haha, I normally wear them but I knew we’d be eating so didn’t bother”

retarded ass mf