Fuck a cake that you can't eat

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You can't have your cake and eat it too
Get with a short girl and be happy cause being short is hot in girls but nerf your kids with shit height genes or get with a tall girl and be disgruntled with her but your kids have better genes (that they'll probably squander by reproducing with dysgenic freaks anyway)
Go out, party, slay when young and be a dissatisfied broke washed-up loser in your 30s and beyond, or lock in in your youth but by the time you have enough money to enjoy life you are already well past your prime and girls will only pretend to like you for your money and all your friends will be fake
Get close with somebody and inevitably be backstabbed and betrayed or never get close with anyone and be isolated and lonely
Die young and miss out on the deeper reflections of old age, die old and be forced to experience the legitimately torturous throes of old age (and also drain your country's healthcare system of precious resources)

So fucking sick of reality being structured in this way where you are constantly forced to pick between two inadequate options and made to forever regret whatever you picked because it will really never be good enough

Yes I am a perfectionist, no I do not care, suck my balls, I'm bitter, so are you, it's a blackpill forum

FUCK A CAKE IF YOU CAN'T EAT IT TOO
 
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Yes I am a homosexual, no I do not care, suck my balls, I'm bitter, so are you, it's a blackpill forum
What the fuuck:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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I want you to fuck my chicken wings. Fuck my chicken wings. Fuck my chicken wings. Fuck my fucking chicken wings
 
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You can't have your cake and eat it too
Get with a short girl and be happy cause being short is hot in girls but nerf your kids with shit height genes or get with a tall girl and be disgruntled with her but your kids have better genes (that they'll probably squander by reproducing with dysgenic freaks anyway)
Go out, party, slay when young and be a dissatisfied broke washed-up loser in your 30s and beyond, or lock in in your youth but by the time you have enough money to enjoy life you are already well past your prime and girls will only pretend to like you for your money and all your friends will be fake
Get close with somebody and inevitably be backstabbed and betrayed or never get close with anyone and be isolated and lonely
Die young and miss out on the deeper reflections of old age, die old and be forced to experience the legitimately torturous throes of old age (and also drain your country's healthcare system of precious resources)

So fucking sick of reality being structured in this way where you are constantly forced to pick between two inadequate options and made to forever regret whatever you picked because it will really never be good enough

Yes I am a perfectionist, no I do not care, suck my balls, I'm bitter, so are you, it's a blackpill forum

FUCK A CAKE IF YOU CAN'T EAT IT TOO
Most of these are mutually exclusive conditions, some people have close to perfect lives. ie, they can have their cake and eat it too
 
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good post

this is how I feel as well about a lot of things, you put it quite well
 
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You can't have your cake and eat it too
Get with a short girl and be happy cause being short is hot in girls but nerf your kids with shit height genes or get with a tall girl and be disgruntled with her but your kids have better genes (that they'll probably squander by reproducing with dysgenic freaks anyway)
Go out, party, slay when young and be a dissatisfied broke washed-up loser in your 30s and beyond, or lock in in your youth but by the time you have enough money to enjoy life you are already well past your prime and girls will only pretend to like you for your money and all your friends will be fake
Get close with somebody and inevitably be backstabbed and betrayed or never get close with anyone and be isolated and lonely
Die young and miss out on the deeper reflections of old age, die old and be forced to experience the legitimately torturous throes of old age (and also drain your country's healthcare system of precious resources)

So fucking sick of reality being structured in this way where you are constantly forced to pick between two inadequate options and made to forever regret whatever you picked because it will really never be good enough

Yes I am a perfectionist, no I do not care, suck my balls, I'm bitter, so are you, it's a blackpill forum

FUCK A CAKE IF YOU CAN'T EAT IT TOO
Sad. There are exceptions though
 
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