Fuck fuck fuck my life life

[thekey]

I am currently right now taking a shit and I had no toilet paper so I had to waddle across the bathroom and get toilet paper and i got it but I got mad and kicked the toilet paper
But my pants were by my ankles so I tripped as I kicked it and banged my head on my bathtub
Fuck bro you cant make this up
My head hurts

 

[Slavurik]

W

 

[Jordan Barrett]

Dont wipe like a primal

 

[vux]

That's what you get for being bluepilled and not scanning for potential threats

 

[D69mo]

I am currently right now taking a shit and I had no toilet paper so I had to waddle across the bathroom and get toilet paper and i got it but I got mad and kicked the toilet paper
But my pants were by my ankles so I tripped as I kicked it and banged my head on my bathtub
Fuck bro you cant make this up
My head hurts

knowing you people use paper to wipe makes me not want to fuck white girls

 

[thekey]

W

Not w bro I just embarrassed myself infront of no one

 

[thekey]

knowing you people use paper to wipe makes me not want to fuck white girls

Nigga what the fuck did you just say
I am not a retard
I am a perfectly healthy white boy who uses toilet paper what ru on

 

[thekey]

That's what you get for being bluepilled and not scanning for potential threats

You're right I should've analyzed my surroundings and hazards

 

[D69mo]

Nigga what the fuck did you just say
I am not a retard
I am a perfectly healthy white boy who uses toilet paper what ru on

I know thats whats normalised to you but here we use water lol

 

[thekey]

Dont wipe like a primal

Yes but then it would be all sticky id rather get concussed then have a shitty bum

 

[Jordan Barrett]

Yes but then it would be all sticky id rather get concussed then have a shitty bum

Haha yes it was a joke

 

[thekey]

I know thats whats normalised to you but here we use water lol

Who is we bro
I have a bidet but I aint using allat g

 

[thekey]

Haha yes it was a joke

I am retarded
Sorry sorry

 

[Jordan Barrett]

I am retarded
Sorry sorry

Nah bro its okay

 

[D69mo]

Who is we bro
I have a bidet but I aint using allat g

we use this lol

 

[thekey]

we use this lol

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That's a bidet boyo

 

[7zyzz7]

snca

 

[D69mo]

That's a bidet boyoView attachment 5675774

then just use that lol why look for the toilet paper

 

[rrrreeiiiiiwayanami]

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I am currently right now taking a shit and I had no toilet paper so I had to waddle across the bathroom and get toilet paper and i got it but I got mad and kicked the toilet paper
But my pants were by my ankles so I tripped as I kicked it and banged my head on my bathtub
Fuck bro you cant make this up
My head hurts

unlucky ass shit id crash out too

 

[thekey]

snca

Idk what means but thanks

 

[thekey]

then just use that lol why look for the toilet paper

Because its cold and doesnt feel nice