
Golang
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Both my parents are Levantines, my dad is white passing, almost european looking, my mom is tanned, med looking, all my siblings came out white passing Levantines, which means that I would be Levantine looking and be able to fraud as Med, right?
I somehow came out as a curry hindu dindu shit streeter, how the fuck was that possible? I asked my mom if she ate curry while she was pregant of me, how the fuck did this happen to me?
I could've came out as a Levantine Med looking slayer, but because of genetic recombination I look like I came from the depths of Bangladesh's sewer systems.
Now I'm labeled the same as those genetic filthy called Indians, a fate worse than death.

I somehow came out as a curry hindu dindu shit streeter, how the fuck was that possible? I asked my mom if she ate curry while she was pregant of me, how the fuck did this happen to me?
I could've came out as a Levantine Med looking slayer, but because of genetic recombination I look like I came from the depths of Bangladesh's sewer systems.
Now I'm labeled the same as those genetic filthy called Indians, a fate worse than death.

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