Fuck I need help boyos

[Deleted member 2661]

I have a biology course in about 2 hours, but Im too lazy to go and I havent studied in a week because of ldaring... I will get exposed hard, I need a believable excuse to not go.

 

[turkproducer]

Real chads just go and fail or force incels to do it for them

 

[Gazzamogga]

nigga the entire world is panicing because of a pandemic what better excuse can there be

 

[Nrrr15]

Sorry no engrish

 

[Aesthetic]

Just say you possibly came into contact with a infected corona patient

 

[Deleted member 2661]

nigga the entire world is panicing because of a pandemic what better excuse can there be

not that much cases in my area

 

[Gazzamogga]

not that much cases in my area

there weren't that many cases in my area 2 weeks ago

just quote the WHO and claim it's ridiculously irresponsible to go to class with [x] number of people in times like these

where do u live btw?

 

[ShredPill]

Say you have a fever and a cough and youve had contact with a confirmed case

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

say you don’t want to be at risk of getting corona so u can’t do it

 

[Deleted member 3702]

Just get corona

 

[Deleted member 2661]

where do u live btw?

20 mins outside of Koln for the past 2 months, I transfered from a med school in NYC and I dont speak word of german, taking my courses in english like a pathetic loser.

 

[Swolepenisman]

Family member died
Corona
You are sick
Had work

 

[Gazzamogga]

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20 mins outside of Koln for the past 2 months, I transfered from a med school in NYC and I dont speak word of german, taking my courses in english like a pathetic loser.