Fuck I really wish there were a way to get taller

wishIwasSalludon

wishIwasSalludon

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Inb4 LL

Yea just cripple max bro!

I can’t gh max either since I’m 18


@trench
 
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have you tried killing yourself and reincarnating as a 6'5 Chad?
 
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Aren’t u like 6’1?
 
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Over for you. While I'm slaying, you're crying.
P P-PACKGOD!?
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Aren’t u like 6’1?
Yes but I would like 3 more inches of height to really feel like a height mogger

I look like a clown next to 6’4 men
 
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ppl say this but forget how much the price would be jfl
Its totally over if u were born poor
 
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There is zero benefit to being 6’1 over being 5’9

Im still a manlet in the eyes of women
where tf are u seeing 6 foot 4 niggas regulary in florida nigga, and 6 foot 1 barefoot is literally tall as shit in florida
 
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damn i looked up a graph i didn't realize how much taller the midwest is compared to even Cali and Florida
Lots of people here are descended from Scandinavians

And not as many spics bringing down the average height
 
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Lots of people here are descended from Scandinavians

And not as many spics bringing down the average height
in white rural locations people are 5'11 average
 
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Lots of people here are descended from Scandinavians

And not as many spics bringing down the average height
my nieghborhood is pretty diverse tbh, spics asians blacks all in my neighberhood, never see indians tho
 
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But I heard you were 5'1?
Nah, nah, nah, I aint gonna let that slide.

Alright now lemme get back in ya head. You look like a discombobulated philosophical butt-flake disabled Crip-walking crawfish half-eaten autistic autobot doin’ the cha-cha slide with seventeen naked mole rats in your basement, your grandmother got raped by a crouton with a Gucci belt in northern Idaho boy. Shut your dirty ass up boy, I swear to God I’m really gonna get to the slackin' and rackin' and dickita-dackin and flippin' and rippin' and dippin' and slippin' and pippin and dippin' and rippin' and tippin' in ya fat ass, your name is DJ Trunks, more like DJ Skunks cause you smell like poop, you ugly ass bitch, you are dirty like shit. I caught you at picture day dressed up like a clown with no hair, said [singing some song that I don’t know mockingly], started singing Japanese songs to your girlfriend saying “Oaku, amanatai, amanakinasai-ya”. And then she bitch slapped you with a frying pan and licked your testicles and said “anuminum OKRRRR”. DUMBASS BOY, run that shit back.
 
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