Fuck this bullshit

[tomacōck]

So I was randomly hard from nothing as always but then I wanna go piss
I sit down, my cock stays too hard like a trunk so I have to start tilting forward and sitting more back because my cock is too big to fit between me and the toilet lid bullshit
As I'm sitting and trying to piss I realize I fucked it up
I didn't press down/tilt hard enough and my piss went out of the hole between the toilet base and the shit you put down to sit, like the cover to not sit on the pissed toilet
Fuck this shit now I have piss on my floor

 

[AppealGod123]

So I was randomly hard from nothing as always but then I wanna go piss
I sit down, my cock stays too hard like a trunk so I have to start tilting forward and sitting more back because my cock is too big to fit between me and the toilet lid bullshit
As I'm sitting and trying to piss I realize I fucked it up
I didn't press down/tilt hard enough and my piss went out of the hole between the toilet base and the shit you put down to sit
Fuck this shit now I have piss on my floor

go clean it fag

 

[quan1]

jfl at big dick problems

 

[tomacōck]

go clean it fag

Fuck I don't want to clean the fucking piss
I have to now

 

[tomacōck]

Why are @AppealGod123 and @pslgod69 both on this thread this sounds like a joke

 

[AppealGod123]

Why are @AppealGod123 and @pslgod69 both on this thread this sounds like a joke

it is lmao

 

[pslgod69]

Why are @AppealGod123 and @pslgod69 both on this thread this sounds like a joke

it is lmao

 

[TGUN.]

So I was randomly hard from nothing as always but then I wanna go piss
I sit down, my cock stays too hard like a trunk so I have to start tilting forward and sitting more back because my cock is too big to fit between me and the toilet lid bullshit
As I'm sitting and trying to piss I realize I fucked it up
I didn't press down/tilt hard enough and my piss went out of the hole between the toilet base and the shit you put down to sit
Fuck this shit now I have piss on my floor

Why is this sort of relatable

 

[Centurion Hunter]

So I was randomly hard from nothing as always but then I wanna go piss
I sit down, my cock stays too hard like a trunk so I have to start tilting forward and sitting more back because my cock is too big to fit between me and the toilet lid bullshit
As I'm sitting and trying to piss I realize I fucked it up
I didn't press down/tilt hard enough and my piss went out of the hole between the toilet base and the shit you put down to sit
Fuck this shit now I have piss on my floor

How tf did your hole twtich like that
I also suffer this when Im hard
But why tf are you sitting down to pee

 

[tomacōck]

How tf did your hole twtich like that

The hole between the toilet lid cover and the toilet itself

I also suffer this when Im hard

But why tf are you sitting down to pee

Sunnah

 

[Jager]

So I was randomly hard from nothing as always but then I wanna go piss
I sit down, my cock stays too hard like a trunk so I have to start tilting forward and sitting more back because my cock is too big to fit between me and the toilet lid bullshit
As I'm sitting and trying to piss I realize I fucked it up
I didn't press down/tilt hard enough and my piss went out of the hole between the toilet base and the shit you put down to sit
Fuck this shit now I have piss on my floor

the question should why do you even piss sitting down are you a sissy perhaps? is this what your hypno told you to do?

 

[tomacōck]

the question should why do you even piss sitting are you a sissy perhaps? is this what your hypno told you to do?

It's Sunnah

 

[Jager]

It's Sunnah

mashallah

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

Shit happened to me too, my toilet is made for a gnome istg

 

[nestivv]

 

[tomacōck]

Shit happened to me too, my toilet is made for a gnome istg

This is just sad nigger

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Woah is that ur cat?

 

[copingmaxnt]

So I was randomly hard from nothing as always but then I wanna go piss
I sit down, my cock stays too hard like a trunk so I have to start tilting forward and sitting more back because my cock is too big to fit between me and the toilet lid bullshit
As I'm sitting and trying to piss I realize I fucked it up
I didn't press down/tilt hard enough and my piss went out of the hole between the toilet base and the shit you put down to sit, like the cover to not sit on the pissed toilet
Fuck this shit now I have piss on my floor

Nigga wtf are you doing

 

[Whiteboard7]

So I was randomly hard from nothing as always but then I wanna go piss
I sit down, my cock stays too hard like a trunk so I have to start tilting forward and sitting more back because my cock is too big to fit between me and the toilet lid bullshit
As I'm sitting and trying to piss I realize I fucked it up
I didn't press down/tilt hard enough and my piss went out of the hole between the toilet base and the shit you put down to sit, like the cover to not sit on the pissed toilet
Fuck this shit now I have piss on my floor

Happens you know