Fuck this, im escortmaxing, how can I find easy sex brahs

I would if I could brah.. :feelswhy::feelswah::ogre:
ok wait

don't spend your money yet. save it for fashion, haircut and treating a girl out to a nice dinner, it will get you far more sex than you could want from an escort
 
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escorts talk to lots of clients they dgaf about some brats cashapp username
I need a credit card for cashap and PayPal, I don't have either since I need to apply once I've been 18 for awhile :feelswah::ogre:
 
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ok wait

don't spend your money yet. save it for fashion, haircut and treating a girl out to a nice dinner, it will get you far more sex than you could want from an escort
im already fashionmaxed, I look bad with short hair due to my IPD, so I'm longhairmaxing rn , nice dinner? how would I get that without being on a dating app brah.. :ogre::feelsgood:
 
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im already fashionmaxed, I look bad with short hair due to my IPD, so I'm longhairmaxing rn , nice dinner? how would I get that without being on a dating app brah.. :ogre::feelsgood:
no luck with dating apps I see..

do u know any women irl that u occasionally talk to and like?
 
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no luck with dating apps I see..

do u know any women irl that u occasionally talk to and like?
been friendless since middle school, only girl I talked to was my cousin and she doesn't even talk to me anymore :lul::lul::feelswhy::ogre:
 
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been friendless since middle school, only girl I talked to was my cousin and she doesn't even talk to me anymore :lul::lul::feelswhy::ogre:
fuck man thats brutal

no luck at college* either?
 
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not in college yet, still in HS, online now too :ogre::feelsgood:
ok man fairs that's not the worst situation.

ik u prob dont wanna hear this but WAIT to have ur first time with sm1 u LIKE, it genuinely WILL be better

your biggest problem is that you're not trying. if you're "fashion-maxxed" already then you should have atleast ONE girl who somewhat likes you. you need to TRY
 
ok man fairs that's not the worst situation.

ik u prob dont wanna hear this but WAIT to have ur first time with sm1 u LIKE, it genuinely WILL be better

your biggest problem is that you're not trying. if you're "fashion-maxxed" already then you should have atleast ONE girl who somewhat likes you. you need to TRY
try how? dude, I've tried for years without success ,honestly I don't care about it being with a special woman or whatever JFL , + honestly, my IQ isn't the greatest, so my grades aren't good enough to get in to college or university anyway :feelswah::ogre::ogre::soy:
 
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try how? dude, I've tried for years without success ,honestly I don't care about it being with a special woman or whatever JFL , + honestly, my IQ isn't the greatest, so my grades aren't good enough to get in to college or university anyway :feelswah::ogre::ogre::soy:


would u mind sharing how you've tried it before without sucess

btw i'm not tryna convince u, u can go and have sex with an escort, js tryna remind u
 
would u mind sharing how you've tried it before without sucess

btw i'm not tryna convince u, u can go and have sex with an escort, js tryna remind u
yeah nigga sure,

first time was in grade 7, asked my crush if she liked me(after telling her I liked her :lul:), said no, second time was in grade 8, some genuine stacylite was talking-to joe, saying I was actually "cute" turns out she was giga-trolling , and I got dnr'd by everyone for the rest of the year because she started saying stuff, then in the beginning of HS, some Filipina chick who was a stone-cold LLTB was "flirting with me" , I correctly assumed it was a troll, after basically doing this over and over again, i deleted all social media apps, and no one talked to me again, :lul::ogre::feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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Just find a sex offender in ur city then ask them to let u crack
 
yeah nigga sure,

first time was in grade 7, asked my crush if she liked me(after telling her I liked her :lul:), said no, second time was in grade 8, some genuine stacylite was talking-to joe, saying I was actually "cute" turns out she was giga-trolling , and I got dnr'd by everyone for the rest of the year because she started saying stuff, then in the beginning of HS, some Filipina chick who was a stone-cold LLTB was "flirting with me" , I correctly assumed it was a troll, after basically doing this over and over again, i deleted all social media apps, and no one talked to me again, :lul::ogre::feelswhy::feelswhy:
bro u tried when you were very young, even if u pulled that would NOT have lead to anything.

try again dude
 
bro u tried when you were very young, even if u pulled that would NOT have lead to anything.

try again dude
with WHO brah, I know no one, I did go on tinder for a little bit, and it went expectedly, JFL :soy::feelswhy::ogre:
 
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with WHO brah, I know no one, I did go on tinder for a little bit, and it went expectedly, JFL :soy::feelswhy::ogre:
"a little bit" bro. that 1k is something you're never getting again, go ask a girl who looks nice on the street for her number, go on hinge btw (it has less hypergamous foids).

btw u can also buy a sex doll if you're THAT desperate :feelsohh:
 
with WHO brah, I know no one, I did go on tinder for a little bit, and it went expectedly, JFL :soy::feelswhy::ogre:
btw if you're okay with it

could u send the pictures u used on tinder, those make a really big impression
 
"a little bit" bro. that 1k is something you're never getting again, go ask a girl who looks nice on the street for her number, go on hinge btw (it has less hypergamous foids).

btw u can also buy a sex doll if you're THAT desperate :feelsohh:
maaaan sex dolls are BS, I don't want a plastic mimic (that doesn't move)
also, its payday, I can afford to waste 1K on something I'll never see again :soy::ogre::feelsgood:
I have cold approached twice, both have been rejections, and I got no match hes on tinder, bumble ,or hinge, and two of those apps require my phone number too, so I don't wanna get back on :feelswhy::feelswhy::ogre::ogre:
 
maaaan sex dolls are BS, I don't want a plastic mimic (that doesn't move)
also, its payday, I can afford to waste 1K on something I'll never see again :soy::ogre::feelsgood:
I have cold approached twice, both have been rejections, and I got no match hes on tinder, bumble ,or hinge, and two of those apps require my phone number too, so I don't wanna get back on :feelswhy::feelswhy::ogre::ogre:
i see now

you're too self-conscious. well don't worry man, i think you hire a escort and enjoy tonight / wtv night, and after try harder for an actual girl

learn to be more easy-going
 
btw if you're okay with it

could u send the pictures u used on tinder, those make a really big impression
nah, just so you know I am genuinely an LLTN, the pictures I took to "fraud" having friends were with my brother , I don't think the type of pictures would change anything , in my case at least :ogre::soy:
 
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Welcome to the guild of escortmaxers, young awakened one. You can consider yourself lucky! only people with high IQs get these insights. Escortmaxing is the most intelligent thing you can do. Let others spend 100k and have their faces Torn open and bones broken by surgery and use steroids that destroy their organs for a LTB :lul: and you can go off without stress, fuck an HTB for a few hundred€/$ etc. without responsibility, without stress, and no matter what you look like or how long you last, even if it's 2 minutes of JFL :ROFLMAO:, it doesn't matter!

while the idiots kneel down and lick their LTB's pussy for half an hour to make sure she doesn't get angry and leave them for bbc if she doesn't come. Hahaha.:feelswhy::feelswah::lul:
Hundreds of $ every time you want to fuck? I fuck my woman however, and however often I want. And I've never eaten pussy in my life. Forplay in my household is me grabbing her ass and pushing her towards the bedroom.

Sorry things aren't going so well for you, nerd.
 
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Hundreds of $ every time you want to fuck? I fuck my woman however, and however often I want. And I've never eaten pussy in my life. Forplay in my household is me grabbing her ass and pushing her towards the bedroom.

Sorry things aren't going so well for you, nerd.
yeah NT womanhaver gets to do what he wants with his woman, big surprise :ogre:
 
nah, just so you know I am genuinely an LLTN, the pictures I took to "fraud" having friends were with my brother , I don't think the type of pictures would change anything , in my case at least :ogre::soy:
no they would


u want pictures that resonate with foids so make them not too dominant / scary but like this

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i see now

you're too self-conscious. well don't worry man, i think you hire a escort and enjoy tonight / wtv night, and after try harder for an actual girl

learn to be more easy-going
honestly, I don't thinking self conscious would change anything, I act calm around people outside, its usually just the words I say (or my face) thats puts them off :ogre::soy::feelsgood:
 
true, even stayed away from Joelyn just so she wouldn't be in danger, based :soy::ogre::feelsgood:
Jotaro is gay. He loves Kakyoin more than his ex wife
 
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so how did you land a woman then? :soy::ogre::feelsgood:
By being neurodivergent. Mean, nasty, and selfish. And not having any hobbies or friends. I can talk to anybody in any situation or setting but I'm really fucked in the head, and I like it!
 
By being neurodivergent. Mean, nasty, and selfish. And not having any hobbies or friends. I can talk to anybody in any situation or setting but I'm really fucked in the head, and I like it!
okay, check for the last 3, how does being mean nasty and selfish help you though :soy::ogre::feelsgood:
 
yeah, IK, but these guys are both way above average in terms of face, height, and muscle mass :feelswhy::feelswhy::ogre:
thats not the point

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< guys not above average but he looks friendly and appealing to young woman, because of how he takes pictures. make sure ur pictures LOOK friendly and not AGGRESSIVE
 
honestly, I don't thinking self conscious would change anything, I act calm around people outside, its usually just the words I say (or my face) thats puts them off :ogre::soy::feelsgood:
that's a textbook example of being self-conscious. you need to limit it
 
thats not the point

View attachment 4972292 < guys not above average but he looks friendly and appealing to young woman, because of how he takes pictures. make sure ur pictures LOOK friendly and not AGGRESSIVE
brah, he's a Korean chad, no way he's under average , but youre right anyway, I did take photo's as NT as possible, I was smiling in all but one :soy::soy::feelsgood::feelsgood:
 
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brah, he's a Korean chad, no way he's under average , but youre right anyway, I did take photo's as NT as possible, I was smiling in all but one :soy::soy::feelsgood::feelsgood:
could I see? u can trust me not to leak (i would get nuked by mods anyways) and I'm a good eye ewhen it comes to dating pictures
 
could I see? u can trust me not to leak (i would get nuked by mods anyways) and I'm a good eye ewhen it comes to dating pictures
nah, dude, but others have rated it too, I got a good "cinematography" rating, but the face wasn't GL, even said so by some random lady on tinder :feelswah::ogre::ogre:
 
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nah, dude, but others have rated it too, I got a good "cinematography" rating, but the face wasn't GL, even said so by some random lady on tinder :feelswah::ogre::ogre:
then barely show ur face

just show fashionmaxxed shots

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