FUCK WASPS

[Bryce]

So I'm sitting in my room and I go out into the kitchen to grab something and my mom starts freaking out, tell me to not move, and uses a washcloth to grab something off my back.

It was a fucking wasp, not sure how the hell it could've gotten onto me though considering I was only outside for about 1 second to ask my dad something.

So I did what any normal person would do. I grabbed my lab equipment and began performing an emergency limbectomy and left antennae transplant before the final stinger removal. Unfortunately, anesthesia couldn't be used; there was no time for that.

It was very similar to a surgery I performed on a patient a year prior, though that one was more extensive and required full limb and stinger extractions. The patient could not be saved.

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[Bartarus]

I thought this thread was going to be about White Anglo-Saxon Protestants

 

[Bryce]

@Node

 

[Bryce]

I thought this thread was going to be about White Anglo-Saxon Protestants

No I love those.

 

[Deleted member 152014]

Very nice of you to clip the wasps nails

 

[Mogs Me]

Nigga really disfigured a bee with a nail clipper

 

[mortis]

you are just like my past teenage self, autistic and retarded

 

[inversions]

Sorry man.

I won't mess with you again.

 

[Densen]

So I'm sitting in my room and I go out into the kitchen to grab something and my mom starts freaking out, tell me to not move, and uses a washcloth to grab something off my back.

It was a fucking wasp, not sure how the hell it could've gotten onto me though considering I was only outside for about 1 second to ask my dad something.

So I did what any normal person would do. I grabbed my lab equipment and began performing an emergency limbectomy and left antennae transplant before the final stinger removal. Unfortunately, anesthesia couldn't be used; there was no time for that.

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It was very similar to a surgery I performed on a patient a year prior, though that one was more extensive and required full limb and stinger extractions. The patient could not be saved.

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Add me on WhatsApp for a free consultation.

This could be possibly one of the best threads oat

 

[slaters]

Mirin precision

 

[Deleted member 152014]

Nah nigga this some Rick and Morty typeshit

 

[slaters]

@CelestialEmpire fuck don’t watch this

 

[Bryce]

@autisticntmaxer⠀

 

[Starborn]

So I'm sitting in my room and I go out into the kitchen to grab something and my mom starts freaking out, tell me to not move, and uses a washcloth to grab something off my back.

It was a fucking wasp, not sure how the hell it could've gotten onto me though considering I was only outside for about 1 second to ask my dad something.

So I did what any normal person would do. I grabbed my lab equipment and began performing an emergency limbectomy and left antennae transplant before the final stinger removal. Unfortunately, anesthesia couldn't be used; there was no time for that.

View attachment 4307213

It was very similar to a surgery I performed on a patient a year prior, though that one was more extensive and required full limb and stinger extractions. The patient could not be saved.

View attachment 4307221View attachment 4307220

Add me on WhatsApp for a free consultation.

wasps deserve the upmost of torture i hope they all get wiped out by year 2030

 

[Bryce]

Nah nigga this some Rick and Morty typeshit
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Cuh went from this to this

 

[Deleted member 152014]

Cuh went from this to this

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[Deleted member 131540]

send your whatsapp mate id love to book a consultation with you

 

[Insomnia]

Is he okay now?

 

[Bryce]

Is he okay now?

Yes he's making a slow recovery and being taken care of by the nursing staff