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I was supposed to look after my gf’s flat while she was away with her mom for a few days. I forgot to feed the plants and her flight just landed. Plants are dying, cat is mad I didnt feed properly, flat is a mess. She’ll be here in 15 mins


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Draco paint em red like a fox

Mclaren too fast go zoom

How you leave your bro on the ground pick ‘em up

I don’t fuck regular bitches fuck rich sluts
 
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over for your

after she breaks up we can go slay bitches together so lifefuel for u
 
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all good when you're the dragon :woke::woke::woke:
 
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Leave her Bhai you can get better😍:chad:💪
 
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Leave her Bhai you can get better😍:chad:💪
I still have an hour bhai
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Idk what I can do about the plants tho:feelsohh: they’re withering like mad
 
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Quickly mess the plants up as if something attacked them. Then blame it on the angry cat thus explaining the cat's behavior. "Um, I think your cat's bipolar." Suggest taking the cat to the vet and putting it on antidepressants. This way, its a win-win. ;)
 
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Quickly mess the plants up as if something attacked them. Then blame it on the angry cat thus explaining the cat's behavior. "Um, I think your cat's bipolar." Suggest taking the cat to the vet and putting it on antidepressants. This way, its a win-win. ;)
Bro some of the plants are turning black at the leaves, how can I blame that on the car:forcedsmile:
 
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Bro some of the plants are turning black at the leaves, how can I blame that on the car:forcedsmile:
Cat spray or urine could cause that reaction. "Um. I think your cat's been pissing in your plants killing them. And it has been angry lately."
 
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I was supposed to look after my gf’s flat while she was away with her mom for a few days. I forgot to feed the plants and her flight just landed. Plants are dying, cat is mad I didnt feed properly, flat is a mess. She’ll be here in 15 mins


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Sounds like a adhdcel lmao
 
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Nigga wtf you gonna do then
he will always be remembered
highest frequency high quality posts on the history of the forum
i probably gonna leave too when he will be gone, i've never been this stimulated, there will probably be no more point.
 
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hows shit posting going:lul:
 
Gentlemen…:Comfy::feelsrope:

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So apparently the plants were withering before she left, I just haven’t noticed before:lul:

She brought me back presents, a lot of chocolate:Comfy: all good
 
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