midface crisis
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Ever stood by the microwave and waited for 2 minutes but it felt like a eternity, or doing the plank for a minute.
Whenever I do these exercises I reminisce about the time I went to red light district in Amsterdam at 17 years old. I had tripple shoulderpads, shoe lifts and did a cycle of test so I was balding a bit.
Nobody questioned my age so this was a tactical choice that I still mire to this day.
You pick the girl you want like a little kid in a mall looking at toys through the windows. When you pay these overpriced hookers and get to work you wish that you could do the plank at the same time you prone bone her because this way the time should feel slower.
30 minutes was that I had to work with and I had to get my money worth
Whenever I do these exercises I reminisce about the time I went to red light district in Amsterdam at 17 years old. I had tripple shoulderpads, shoe lifts and did a cycle of test so I was balding a bit.
Nobody questioned my age so this was a tactical choice that I still mire to this day.
You pick the girl you want like a little kid in a mall looking at toys through the windows. When you pay these overpriced hookers and get to work you wish that you could do the plank at the same time you prone bone her because this way the time should feel slower.
30 minutes was that I had to work with and I had to get my money worth
