Fucking hell man

[Deleted member 5189]

I need to get up early tomorrow and there's a fucking massive moth in my room

It's so fucking big when I first saw it I thought it was a dragonfly

I turn off the light and then 5mins later I'll hear it flying and when it's flying it's so fucking loud it's so weird and when I hear this I immediately run to the door and turn the light on

What the fuck do I do?

Why is this moth being such a cunt? Why can't it just stay still? There was a point where it was right next to the window and I opened it for him and then he flew to the opposite side of the room.

It's fucking huge it's insane. I ain't going to sleep until I kill it or it leaves my room.

 

[Deleted member 7509]

Kill it tbh

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Kill it tbh

Dunno where it went cuz when it started moving I ran out the room. Came back and now I have no idea where it is.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

@Scientist funny how?

 

[Deleted member 15129]

Dunno where it went cuz when it started moving I ran out the room. Came back and now I have no idea where it is.

Turn off all lights except for 1 bulb and it should go to it

 

[Deleted member 14854]

@Scientist funny how?

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[Deleted member 5189]

Turn off all lights except for 1 bulb and it should go to it

I did. It ain't doin anything. And I bet as soon as I turn the light off it will start moving again.

 

[Deleted member 15129]

I did. It ain't doin anything. And I bet as soon as I turn the light off it will start moving again.

start screaming racial slurs at it? maybe it'll get mad and try to ER you

 

[Deleted member 14677]

reminds me of when i wake up with a hard cock sometimes idk how to react usually just beat it tho

 

[Deleted member 5189]

start screaming racial slurs at it? maybe it'll get mad and try to ER you

How do I know which race it is?

 

[Deleted member 15129]

How do I know which race it is?

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

i had a literal fucking bat chilling during broad daylight on the window of my apartment today. came back evening and that mf disappeared lmao i just wish i took a pic

 

[Deleted member 5189]

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I think it's the large yellow underwing. So do I call it a gook then?

 

[Deleted member 15129]

I think it's the large yellow underwing. So do I call it a gook then?

Yes and then go on to mock it in it's native accent "Get ta fuk outta my room you yerrow undelwing!"

 

[court monarch777]

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Yes and then go on to mock it in it's native accent "Get ta fuk outta my room you yerrow undelwing!"

@Proex seething rn

 

[Deleted member 15180]

low t post

 

[Deleted member 5189]

low t post

I finally killed it fuck me

Basically lights are off I can hear it flying again so I sprint to the light and door and I watch it just circle around the light and then it disappears

and so I'm lookin around the room for it and then I hear something from the door and realise it's on the top of the actual fucking door like a cunt

Take a pair of dirty pajama trousers from me laundry basket and throw it at it and then I run to the corner of the room to hide and it comes fucking flying right at me so I make a loud shriek noise and my body shakes and I duck down and run past it out into the hallway and it fucking chases me down the hallway and into the kitchen and then it's gone

Then I can't find it anywhere so I eventually go back into my bedroom and there the cunt is just fucking sitting on the floor by the entrance to the room so I get the trousers that I previously threw at it and throw it again and then stamp on the trousers and it's still there right now I'm too scared to lift the trousers up incase it's somehow still alive

 

[Deleted member 15129]

I finally killed it fuck me

Basically lights are off I can hear it flying again so I sprint to the light and door and I watch it just circle around the light and then it disappears

and so I'm lookin around the room for it and then I hear something from the door and realise it's on the top of the actual fucking door like a cunt

Take a pair of dirty pajama trousers from me laundry basket and throw it at it and then I run to the corner of the room to hide and it comes fucking flying right at me so I make a loud shriek noise and my body shakes and I duck down and run past it out into the hallway and it fucking chases me down the hallway and into the kitchen and then it's gone

Then I can't find it anywhere so I eventually go back into my bedroom and there the cunt is just fucking sitting on the floor by the entrance to the room so I get the trousers that I previously threw at it and throw it again and then stamp on the trousers and it's still there right now I'm too scared to lift the trousers up incase it's somehow still alive

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[Deleted member 5189]

 

[Deleted member 15180]

I finally killed it fuck me

Basically lights are off I can hear it flying again so I sprint to the light and door and I watch it just circle around the light and then it disappears

and so I'm lookin around the room for it and then I hear something from the door and realise it's on the top of the actual fucking door like a cunt

Take a pair of dirty pajama trousers from me laundry basket and throw it at it and then I run to the corner of the room to hide and it comes fucking flying right at me so I make a loud shriek noise and my body shakes and I duck down and run past it out into the hallway and it fucking chases me down the hallway and into the kitchen and then it's gone

Then I can't find it anywhere so I eventually go back into my bedroom and there the cunt is just fucking sitting on the floor by the entrance to the room so I get the trousers that I previously threw at it and throw it again and then stamp on the trousers and it's still there right now I'm too scared to lift the trousers up incase it's somehow still alive

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finish him

 

[Deleted member 5189]

finish him

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