fucking help me

[iana]

Currently growing my hair out, but I went to my friend so he could shape it up for me.

I made it very clear all I wanted was for it to be shaped up. No length taken off, nothing major.

So tell me how I go into the barbers with rodrick heffley hair and leave looking like Liam Gallagher.

Spoiler: Hair

I have no fucking clue what to do; I'm just going to have to wear a hat and hide it, but I'm not going out clubbing until my fringe has grown back.

I've not cried in years, and today was the closest I was to crying. The thing is, it's not the end of the world if I just had a botched cut and no responsibilities, but I have a job and a girlfriend.

I'm quitting my job because there is no way I'm going in like that, or I'm going to ask if I can wear a cap, and I've told my girlfriend I won't be seeing her for a while, and I'm going to cancel on her and her family for my birthday meal because I can't do this.

To rub salt in the wound, the guy who owns the shop (my friend's boss) was standing there hyping the fuck out of the haircut, saying it's one of the best to come out of the shop and it's "the best haircut of my life," and took about 6 photos from different angles.

I don't know what I'm going to do; my life is ruined for a while until it grows back.

 

[Elf]

Currently growing my hair out, but I went to my friend so he could shape it up for me.

I made it very clear all I wanted was for it to be shaped up. No length taken off, nothing major.

So tell me how I go into the barbers with rodrick heffley hair and leave looking like Liam Gallagher.

Spoiler: Hair

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I have no fucking clue what to do; I'm just going to have to wear a hat and hide it, but I'm not going out clubbing until my fringe has grown back.

I've not cried in years, and today was the closest I was to crying. The thing is, it's not the end of the world if I just had a botched cut and no responsibilities, but I have a job and a girlfriend.

I'm quitting my job because there is no way I'm going in like that, or I'm going to ask if I can wear a cap, and I've told my girlfriend I won't be seeing her for a while, and I'm going to cancel on her and her family for my birthday meal because I can't do this.

To rub salt in the wound, the guy who owns the shop (my friend's boss) was standing there hyping the fuck out of the haircut, saying it's one of the best to come out of the shop and it's "the best haircut of my life," and took about 6 photos from different angles.

I don't know what I'm going to do; my life is ruined for a while until it grows back.

You're overreacting, in 2 weeks you'll be just fine

 

[iana]

You're overreacting, in 2 weeks you'll be just fine

itll be like 2 months it takes so long for my fringe to grow

 

[idk1234517273]

1 month and it will be okay.

 

[xzylecrey]

It is not that deep bro its ok

 

[iana]

1 month and it will be okay.

2 months

 

[iana]

It is not that deep bro its ok

no its not man i swear to god my life is ruined for 2 months

 

[iana]

should i consider getting a taper to fix this up and give up growing my hair out

 

[Clqs]

Funniest shit I've read today

 

[itisoverformeh101]

Let it marinate first bruh

 

[iana]

Let it marinate first bruh

nah theres no marinating ive genuinely washed my hair twice to see if anything changes

 

[MoggedSubhuman]

Just shave it all off bro like me -

 

[iana]

Just shave it all off bro like me -

i did that at the start of the year and was mocked to my face for how repulsive i looked

 

[cookiekingsprodigy]

i did that at the start of the year and was mocked to my face for how repulsive i looked

it looks fine

 

[iana]

it looks fine

no this is when i shaved it all off at the beginning of the year. i was also 10kg overweight

 

[Lagnugg]

Just grow your hair like a real man, not a fucking brainwashed slave

 

[itisoverformeh101]

nah theres no marinating ive genuinely washed my hair twice to see if anything changes

lmoa "marinating" your haircut is when you let it grow out for like 2-3 weeks. Most people say this because it usually ends up looking better its not about collecting sebum in your hair

 

[Legend08]

The same happend to me in October but worse and I still haven't recovered from it

 

[iana]

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Just grow your hair like a real man, not a fucking brainwashed slave

you look like a girl