Fucking lol @ bulge theorum

[Britcel]

My sister and nieces came over cuz they just got back from a holiday

I dressed in some denim jeans and a jumper and headed downstairs, they're sat on stools in the kitchen while my mum, sister and I are standing and both of them kept looking fairly obviously (the younger one moreso) the whole time I was standing there waiting for the kettle to boil and tea to brew.

Wearing jeans on your actual waist with a belt brings out your package so hard tbh

 

[Gebirgscel]

volcel if you wouldnt
fine english inbreeding
like old times

 

[Britcel]

volcel if you wouldnt
fine english inbreeding
like old times

 

[Deleted member 1182]

please stop proving the dick theory it hurts

 

[Mansnob]

please stop proving the dick theory it hurts

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND IM INCEL STFU YOU RETARDED VOLCEL

 

[Nosecel9000]

please stop proving the dick theory it hurts

Poor dicklet

 

[Deleted member 1182]

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND IM INCEL STFU YOU RETARDED VOLCEL

so you just choose to ignore what op just said about the bulge theory working

Ok

 

[Britcel]

so you just choose to ignore what op just said about the bulge theory working

Ok

I've had it before just thought it was funny given the situation

 

[Peachy]

But my flaccid dick is so tiny rip

 

[InZayn]

My sister and nieces came over cuz they just got back from a holiday

I dressed in some denim jeans and a jumper and headed downstairs, they're sat on stools in the kitchen while my mum, sister and I are standing and both of them kept looking fairly obviously (the younger one moreso) the whole time I was standing there waiting for the kettle to boil and tea to brew.

Wearing jeans on your actual waist with a belt brings out your package so hard tbh

This is your brain of porn and being sexually frustrated people.

 

[CarlSagan96]

My sister and nieces came over cuz they just got back from a holiday

I dressed in some denim jeans and a jumper and headed downstairs, they're sat on stools in the kitchen while my mum, sister and I are standing and both of them kept looking fairly obviously (the younger one moreso) the whole time I was standing there waiting for the kettle to boil and tea to brew.

Wearing jeans on your actual waist with a belt brings out your package so hard tbh

Unfortunately most men don’t have large enough flaccid dicks for this

 

[Deleted member 1182]

But my flaccid dick is so tiny rip

be erect then instead.

 

[Britcel]

This is your brain of porn and being sexually frustrated people.

Rofl, I never put anything sexual on it. They just looked, its funny that it even happens with relatives

Keep projecting your sexual fantasies onto me

 

[Mansnob]

so you just choose to ignore what op just said about the bulge theory working

Ok

All OP said was dkme incestuous shit but didn't read tbh
Anyways, having a big cock means nothing tbfh ngl I've seen guys in my old school slay and girls told me he had a small dick

 

[Deleted member 1182]

Anyways, having a big cock means nothing tbfh ngl I've seen guys in my old school slay and girls told me he had a small dick

proof? pics? log chats?

 

[Mansnob]

proof? pics? log chats?

Ugh I dont feel like digging through it now but man I guarantee you, if a guy is hot enough, girls don't care if their dick is 4 inches or 8. Your cock size is the least of your worries. In your mind I am ascended with my size, yet I'm incel.

 

[Deleted member 2810]

Ugh I dont feel like digging through it now but man I guarantee you, if a guy is hot enough, girls don't care if their dick is 4 inches or 8. Your cock size is the least of your worries. In your mind I am ascended with my size, yet I'm incel.

FUCKING LIFE FUEL

 

[xit]

unfortunately im a grower not a shower

also i dont wear skinny jeans like a fag

 

[6ft4]

I notice looks from girls on the street when I wear sweatpants
I hate wearing close that show bulge tho because my flacid size is small and I always feel like it looks even smaller compared to body