OOGABOOGA
Check the weather & it’s gettin real sussy outside
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I’ve been talking to one of my tinder matches for a couple of days, and I could tell she’s really into me. Problem is she stuck at home with her covid crazy parents so she gave me tons of shit tests about that. Kept handling them and then met her last night for a quick walk around the block with her dog and some talk. She was mirin my high T mannerisms and drug dealer strut.
this morning she FaceTimed me and I asked her out to get hot cocoa. As soon as I pick her up she takes her mask off and tells me it’s bc I kept commenting on how sexy her lips are. Covid shit test btfo.
On the drive to get cocoa we held hands and she kissed my hand, instantly chubbed bc I was on 20 mg of viagra and haven’t coomed in nearly a week. Then I put up the center console bc it’s also a seat(pickup truck front bench seat is slayer move) and she comes over and I put my arm around her. We’ve been driving for like 5 minutes and at a red light we look at each other and I give her a quick kiss, that early into the date.
by the time we get to the coffee shop I had to flip my chub up into my waistband bc Muh grey sweatpants. After I get the cocoa we drive to find a quiet side street and she changes the radio to an R&B station. Hotline bling comes on and she’s mirin my sexy singing voice Jfl. We haven’t even parked yet and she asks to redo our first kiss and we start making out in broad daylight at A red light.
we park and more kissy kissy, I’m feeling her tits(pretty fuarkin nice) and shes half on my lap. Then I start feeling her ass and it’s perfect ded srs. She starts giving me an O.T.P.H.J, also known as an over the pants hand job. “You’re right it is thick” she says
then here’s the crazy part. While she’s rubbing my cock she starts audibly moaning, like a lot. We didn’t have much time bc she told her parents she was just out for a bike ride so we had to go. While we drive back I’m kissing and sucking her fingers and she’s moaning up a storm in the passenger seat, legs shaking and everything. I look her in the eyes and say “I want to fuck you so bad” and she’s moaning even louder. Jfl.
Anyway...
bag secure boys.
she’s also got a bunch of health problems so apparently she was very unpopular in high school and now she’s stuck at home as a freshman in college. Kinda weird but very sweet and I’ll take that over a normie girl any day.
TLDR: I’ve got the horniest girl alive texting me about how into me she is. Finna smash and keep smashing. Thanks to @RealLooksmaxxer @yungmalinigga and @benisblatt for help texting her.
this morning she FaceTimed me and I asked her out to get hot cocoa. As soon as I pick her up she takes her mask off and tells me it’s bc I kept commenting on how sexy her lips are. Covid shit test btfo.
On the drive to get cocoa we held hands and she kissed my hand, instantly chubbed bc I was on 20 mg of viagra and haven’t coomed in nearly a week. Then I put up the center console bc it’s also a seat(pickup truck front bench seat is slayer move) and she comes over and I put my arm around her. We’ve been driving for like 5 minutes and at a red light we look at each other and I give her a quick kiss, that early into the date.
by the time we get to the coffee shop I had to flip my chub up into my waistband bc Muh grey sweatpants. After I get the cocoa we drive to find a quiet side street and she changes the radio to an R&B station. Hotline bling comes on and she’s mirin my sexy singing voice Jfl. We haven’t even parked yet and she asks to redo our first kiss and we start making out in broad daylight at A red light.
we park and more kissy kissy, I’m feeling her tits(pretty fuarkin nice) and shes half on my lap. Then I start feeling her ass and it’s perfect ded srs. She starts giving me an O.T.P.H.J, also known as an over the pants hand job. “You’re right it is thick” she says
then here’s the crazy part. While she’s rubbing my cock she starts audibly moaning, like a lot. We didn’t have much time bc she told her parents she was just out for a bike ride so we had to go. While we drive back I’m kissing and sucking her fingers and she’s moaning up a storm in the passenger seat, legs shaking and everything. I look her in the eyes and say “I want to fuck you so bad” and she’s moaning even louder. Jfl.
Anyway...
bag secure boys.
she’s also got a bunch of health problems so apparently she was very unpopular in high school and now she’s stuck at home as a freshman in college. Kinda weird but very sweet and I’ll take that over a normie girl any day.
TLDR: I’ve got the horniest girl alive texting me about how into me she is. Finna smash and keep smashing. Thanks to @RealLooksmaxxer @yungmalinigga and @benisblatt for help texting her.
