Fucking ridiculous date u mirin

[Deleted member 7580]

Good job boyo, was she cute ?

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Good job boyo, was she cute ?

Yes bro

 

[Deleted member 7098]

I’ve been talking to one of my tinder matches for a couple of days, and I could tell she’s really into me. Problem is she stuck at home with her covid crazy parents so she gave me tons of shit tests about that. Kept handling them and then met her last night for a quick walk around the block with her dog and some talk. She was mirin my high T mannerisms and drug dealer strut.

this morning she FaceTimed me and I asked her out to get hot cocoa. As soon as I pick her up she takes her mask off and tells me it’s bc I kept commenting on how sexy her lips are. Covid shit test btfo.

On the drive to get cocoa we held hands and she kissed my hand, instantly chubbed bc I was on 20 mg of viagra and haven’t coomed in nearly a week. Then I put up the center console bc it’s also a seat(pickup truck front bench seat is slayer move) and she comes over and I put my arm around her. We’ve been driving for like 5 minutes and at a red light we look at each other and I give her a quick kiss, that early into the date.

by the time we get to the coffee shop I had to flip my chub up into my waistband bc Muh grey sweatpants. After I get the cocoa we drive to find a quiet side street and she changes the radio to an R&B station. Hotline bling comes on and she’s mirin my sexy singing voice Jfl. We haven’t even parked yet and she asks to redo our first kiss and we start making out in broad daylight at A red light.

we park and more kissy kissy, I’m feeling her tits(pretty fuarkin nice) and shes half on my lap. Then I start feeling her ass and it’s perfect ded srs. She starts giving me an O.T.P.H.J, also known as an over the pants hand job. “You’re right it is thick” she says

then here’s the crazy part. While she’s rubbing my cock she starts audibly moaning, like a lot. We didn’t have much time bc she told her parents she was just out for a bike ride so we had to go. While we drive back I’m kissing and sucking her fingers and she’s moaning up a storm in the passenger seat, legs shaking and everything. I look her in the eyes and say “I want to fuck you so bad” and she’s moaning even louder. Jfl.

Anyway...
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bag secure boys.

she’s also got a bunch of health problems so apparently she was very unpopular in high school and now she’s stuck at home as a freshman in college. Kinda weird but very sweet and I’ll take that over a normie girl any day.

TLDR: I’ve got the horniest girl alive texting me about how into me she is. Finna smash and keep smashing. Thanks to @RealLooksmaxxer @yungmalinigga and @benisblatt for help texting her.

good job OP, reminds me of my late teens, enjoy homie


cucks if you guys don't make a texting guide: @RealLooksmaxxer @yungmalinigga and @benisblatt

 

[OOGABOOGA]

 

[Time Travel]

Cool

 

[Deleted member 7580]

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Just take her to your place or do you live with parents ?

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Just take her to your place or do you live with parents ?

I live with parents and her parents are insanely strict. Now she’s telling me she isn’t allowed to leave after dark. It’s ridiculous. On the one hand it means she can’t be a hoe but I want her to be a hoe for me

 

[Deleted member 7580]

I live with parents and her parents are insanely strict. Now she’s telling me she isn’t allowed to leave after dark. It’s ridiculous. On the one hand it means she can’t be a hoe but I want her to be a hoe for me

Just ask her to sneak out

 

[onnysk]

slayer

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Just ask her to sneak out

Cameras and alarms

 

[Deleted member 7580]

Cameras and alarms

Holy shit her parents are strict, just find a secluded spot and fuck during the day, I found one outside the city when I lived with parents

 

[RAITEIII]

I’ve been talking to one of my tinder matches for a couple of days, and I could tell she’s really into me. Problem is she stuck at home with her covid crazy parents so she gave me tons of shit tests about that. Kept handling them and then met her last night for a quick walk around the block with her dog and some talk. She was mirin my high T mannerisms and drug dealer strut.

this morning she FaceTimed me and I asked her out to get hot cocoa. As soon as I pick her up she takes her mask off and tells me it’s bc I kept commenting on how sexy her lips are. Covid shit test btfo.

On the drive to get cocoa we held hands and she kissed my hand, instantly chubbed bc I was on 20 mg of viagra and haven’t coomed in nearly a week. Then I put up the center console bc it’s also a seat(pickup truck front bench seat is slayer move) and she comes over and I put my arm around her. We’ve been driving for like 5 minutes and at a red light we look at each other and I give her a quick kiss, that early into the date.

by the time we get to the coffee shop I had to flip my chub up into my waistband bc Muh grey sweatpants. After I get the cocoa we drive to find a quiet side street and she changes the radio to an R&B station. Hotline bling comes on and she’s mirin my sexy singing voice Jfl. We haven’t even parked yet and she asks to redo our first kiss and we start making out in broad daylight at A red light.

we park and more kissy kissy, I’m feeling her tits(pretty fuarkin nice) and shes half on my lap. Then I start feeling her ass and it’s perfect ded srs. She starts giving me an O.T.P.H.J, also known as an over the pants hand job. “You’re right it is thick” she says

then here’s the crazy part. While she’s rubbing my cock she starts audibly moaning, like a lot. We didn’t have much time bc she told her parents she was just out for a bike ride so we had to go. While we drive back I’m kissing and sucking her fingers and she’s moaning up a storm in the passenger seat, legs shaking and everything. I look her in the eyes and say “I want to fuck you so bad” and she’s moaning even louder. Jfl.

Anyway...
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bag secure boys.

she’s also got a bunch of health problems so apparently she was very unpopular in high school and now she’s stuck at home as a freshman in college. Kinda weird but very sweet and I’ll take that over a normie girl any day.

TLDR: I’ve got the horniest girl alive texting me about how into me she is. Finna smash and keep smashing. Thanks to @RealLooksmaxxer @yungmalinigga and @benisblatt for help texting her.

Woaaa congrats man. Sounds incredible.

 

[RAITEIII]

CHAD

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Woaaa congrats man. Sounds incredible.

Thanks bro. I’m realizing now that she’s crazy and when I eventually dump her she will try to kill me but it will be fun while it lasts

 

[OOGABOOGA]

CHAD

Clown world. She’s falling in love after a 30 minute date and a couple of FaceTimes

 

[RAITEIII]

She sounds a bit retarded mentioning that she cant believe you into her lol. I think I recall she's done it before?

Btw props to this dog @RealLooksmaxxer and the other folks lmao for being helpful

 

[Deleted member 6341]

doesn't count cuz she's asian tbh

Not only that, but she sends nudes to an almost total stranger from Tinder which makes me thinking she is a giga slut. Just pump and dump her, OP.

 

[sytyl]

Not only that, but she sends nudes to an almost total stranger from Tinder

let him catch feels and learn the hard way that he's not the only one and that he's dealing with an attention deprived nymph

 

[OOGABOOGA]

She sounds a bit retarded mentioning that she cant believe you into her lol. I think I recall she's done it before?

Btw props to this dog @RealLooksmaxxer and the other folks lmao for being helpful

She’s been extremely sheltered by gigastrict parents and apparently no one liked her in high school, plus she’s got a myriad of health issues. She can’t even legally drive bc of epilepsy She’s just out of high school and presumably has just had a few shitty relationships or been pumped and dumped. She used the word “traumatized” Jfl. Give me a few weeks and I’ll own her

 

[OOGABOOGA]

let him catch feels and learn the hard way that he's not the only one and that he's dealing with an attention deprived nymph

Can you stop talking about noodlebro and his slut in my thread

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Not only that, but she sends nudes to an almost total stranger from Tinder which makes me thinking she is a giga slut. Just pump and dump her, OP.

It’s a different girl you retards

 

[sytyl]

It’s a different girl you retards

don't catch feels for girls who are quick to send you nudes + get sexual is all I can say
sneak a peek at her phone if you must
it's sad but every man has to experience this

 

[OOGABOOGA]

don't catch feels for girls who are quick to send you nudes + get sexual is all I can say
sneak a peek at her phone if you must
it's sad but every man has to experience this

SHE DIDNT SEND ME NUDES THAT WAS NOODLECEL SHOWING NUDES HE GOT

 

[Deleted member 7521]

Very high T thread bro

This cements my theory that you only need to be NT with good body and decent enough face to slay

Do you slay or is this rare?

 

[Deleted member 10104]

well done op also idk where people got the idea she's asian from

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Very high T thread bro

This cements my theory that you only need to be NT with good body and decent enough face to slay

Do you slay or is this rare?

Be nt and have good body and face theory jflllll nigga. Idk if I’m a slayer I only stopped rotting a month ago

 

[OOGABOOGA]

well done op also idk where people got the idea she's asian from

@Won'tStopNoodling posted some nudes and a convo with some chink and people thought it was my girl

 

[Deleted member 7521]

Be nt and have good body and face theory jflllll nigga. Idk if I’m a slayer I only stopped rotting a month ago

Nigga I thought you commented that you have a good body average face and are nt lmafo

Regardless what game are you trying to run

 

[DoctorPMA]

She’s been extremely sheltered by gigastrict parents and apparently no one liked her in high school, plus she’s got a myriad of health issues. She can’t even legally drive bc of epilepsy She’s just out of high school and presumably has just had a few shitty relationships or been pumped and dumped. She used the word “traumatized” Jfl. Give me a few weeks and I’ll own her
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Bro I thought women wanted to be treated with respect. Idk if spitting in mouth is respectful

 

[Suave]

sounds like a whore. good shit son

 

[Deleted member 10686]

Oh shit just saw the updates Gj Brodie, pm me what she looks like

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Oh shit just saw the updates Gj Brodie, pm me what she looks like

When you’re on tmrw so I can just send for a minute

Regardless what game are you trying to run

what?

 

[Deleted member 6453]

View attachment 823630Clown world. She’s falling in love after a 30 minute date and a couple of FaceTimes

that movie line was a little autisticly creepy but ok is she a virgin jfl

 

[maxxedfalloutdweller]

Tales from Burkina Faso

Damn nigga i didnt know you where well versed in geography!!!

shout out to africa.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

that movie line was a little autisticly creepy but ok is she a virgin jfl

No she isn’t. Ion care bc she’s gonna be the best fuck ever once I get to go raw

 

[maxxedfalloutdweller]

No she isn’t. Ion care bc she’s gonna be the best fuck ever once I get to go raw

Are you high psl?

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Are you high psl?

No just really good personality

 

[maxxedfalloutdweller]

No just really good personality

Are fucking joking?

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Are fucking joking?

lots of showers too

 

[OOGABOOGA]

@JackSparrow @Syobevoli @ImprovLoser cowboy pheno confirmed

 

[maxxedfalloutdweller]

View attachment 824077@JackSparrow @Syobevoli @ImprovLoser cowboy pheno confirmed

Nigga stop thats so cornsauce

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Nigga stop thats so cornsauce

Inside joke cunt

 

[Deleted member 275]

View attachment 824077@JackSparrow @Syobevoli @ImprovLoser cowboy pheno confirmed

mirin

I thought you were still fucking that jew. What happened with her

 

[OOGABOOGA]

mirin

I thought you were still fucking that jew. What happened with her

She’s literally just on break and this new girl thinks I’m single She’s hotter and seems way more fun to fuck so if she lets me go raw soon it’s a wrap for Judaism

 

[Deleted member 275]

She’s literally just on break and this new girl thinks I’m single She’s hotter and seems way more fun to fuck so if she lets me go raw soon it’s a wrap for Judaism

Just be carefull for the jew. Eye for an eye is what they say

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Just be carefull for the jew. Eye for an eye is what they say

She committed to a dry spell for all of break bc she knows she won’t get better dick than me Jfl at her flying back in 6 weeks waiting to get pounded. Last time we fucked she asked to watch me cum so she’d have a mental image to remember while she can’t see me

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member 275]

She committed to a dry spell for all of break bc she knows she won’t get better dick than me Jfl at her flying back in 6 weeks waiting to get pounded. Last time we fucked she asked to watch me cum so she’d have a mental image to remember while she can’t see me

Spoiler

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Chad confirmed

 

[Deleted member 6453]

She committed to a dry spell for all of break bc she knows she won’t get better dick than me Jfl at her flying back in 6 weeks waiting to get pounded. Last time we fucked she asked to watch me cum so she’d have a mental image to remember while she can’t see me

Spoiler

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make them find out about each other and watch them fight over you for chad bonus points

 

[OOGABOOGA]

make them find out about each other and watch them fight over you for chad bonus points

The new girl will murder me. I think if you want gigahorny obsessed you have to deal with crazy.

 

[Deleted member 10686]

When you’re on tmrw so I can just send for a minute

what?

I’m online rn