FUCKING SERIOUS:HELP ME

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so guys there is this blonde htb(facially only her body is meh) and yes she is actually htb (no fakeup or shit and I'm a very tough rater for foids) and she admitted to me that she loves me and has been flooding my phone with messages for the last three days, so I told her that I'm in love with her too and I want to sleep with her (first part is larp only second is actually true) and she was Soo surprised and happy (Fucking lol at her 😂😂).
So here's the problem:<I'm a pussy> you probably already knew that tbh but here's how you can help me:
I'm gonna ask her out now and I'll report back when she responds I want you to give me lines I will tell her (I will legit tell her what you guys tell me so make it polite you degenerate fucks) and who knows what happens I personally don't give a shit if I lose her org is more important.
 
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eric cartman research GIF by South Park


hahahahha
 
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Tagging the boys:
@Dr. Bludy @GilfHunter @BrahminBoss @It'snotover @TheTakeoverHasBegun
 
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> Blonde
> HTB

Pick one.
 
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"Where do you want to have sex: my place or yours"
 
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TheTakeoverHasBegun said:
"Where do you want to have sex: my place or yours"
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That's the fucking problem we both live with our parents and my dad literally camping the house 24/7 it's not possible for us to have sex jfl I just want to touch her boobs just for a second
 
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Bluekid said:
That's the fucking problem we both live with our parents and my dad literally camping the house 24/7 it's not possible for us to have sex jfl I just want to touch her boobs just for a second
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If you don't throw that old ass man out the house..
 
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Tell her to rate psl god Jordan Barrett
 
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Bluekid said:
That's the fucking problem we both live with our parents and my dad literally camping the house 24/7 it's not possible for us to have sex jfl I just want to touch her boobs just for a second
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Just book a hotel dumbass
 
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TheTakeoverHasBegun said:
You have a car?
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Technically my dad's car but I have my own keys and no, I know what you tryna say but it's not gonna work that old man won't let me take it on my own cuz he don't trust me
 
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Would she date an Indian man if he is htn? You really don't wanna be with a racist woman.
 
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Cupid said:
Would she date an Indian man if he is htn? You really don't wanna be with a racist woman.
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I'm white as cum you stupid bastard
 
Cupid said:
Didn't you already get laid? I'm confused
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No I told her that I want to fuck her through text and she was happy about it nothing more
 
Public fucking (specifically in the woods).
 
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norwegianfreak said:
Public fucking (specifically in the woods).
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There are no woods nearby and I've been checking the area around for the last two weeks tryna find somewhere to fuck but no luck 😢😢
 
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Bluekid said:
Nigga that's a brilliant idea but I'm not doing it
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And make a thread, you can farm so many reps better than sex (i'm serious)
 
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Tell her you wanna fuck her so bad and you're a horny dog when you look at her. Go to her house and get the job done.
 
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Nick.Harte said:
Tell her you wanna fuck her so bad and you're a horny dog when you look at her. Go to her house and get the job done.
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And fuck her in front of her dad?? She lives with her parents and I don't think they would join us if we fuck let alone approve of me
 
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Fucking bump
 
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Bluekid said:
NIGGAS IM TALKING TO HER NOW QUICK TELL ME WHAT TO SAY
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If you seriously don't know what to do, just say to her that you wanna meet her and when would she be available. Where does she suggest? I had girls in the past who took the lead. Idk let's see where it goes.
 
Maybe she knows a motel and will take you there.
 
Nick.Harte said:
If you seriously don't know what to do, just say to her that you wanna meet her and when would she be available. Where does she suggest? I had girls in the past who took the lead. Idk let's see where it goes.
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Ok she just told her that
 
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Bluekid said:
NIGGAS IM TALKING TO HER NOW QUICK TELL ME WHAT TO SAY
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ask her to take a picture of her right now and send it to you because you miss her so much. (You don't have to share it)
 
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Tell her you want to go out on a date tomorrow with her and ask her what she want to do. Is she a virgin?
 
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Tell her you wanna eat that pussy. You're horny ASF.
 
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Tales from the mental asylum
 
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i agree with @Nick.Harte ask her sexual things otherwise she will think you are a low T beta cuck
 
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Cupid said:
ask her to take a picture of her right now and send it to you because you miss her so much. (You don't have to share it)
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SHIIIIIT I JUST TOLD HER THAT WILL SHE ACCUSE ME OF RAPE IM SOOOO SCARED AHHHHHHHHJ
 
Cupid said:
ask her to take a picture of her right now and send it to you because you miss her so much. (You don't have to share it)
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Bluekid said:
SHIIIIIT I JUST TOLD HER THAT WILL SHE ACCUSE ME OF RAPE IM SOOOO SCARED AHHHHHHHHJ
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SHE SAID YESS WHAT DO I DO KNOW AHHHHHHH
 
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Cupid said:
I personally would have sent my cock pic already and asked what she wants to do with it 😏
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But mine is small should I send a pic of a 8 inch BBC instead
 
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Bluekid said:
But mine is small should I send a pic of a 8 inch BBC instead
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Send one on the internet and when you have to fuck her then it will be another story.Don't care about that rn.
 
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