fucking yellow jackets

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

i cant uppercase my hands are fucked. i got gangbanged by a nest of yellow jackets. they jackhammered their stingers into my hands. not sure why. i was just mowing through their nest. but they took that personally. fucking satan's insects. fuck them. so i drenched them with poison and as a fuck you too, boiling water with detergent. im gonna boil some more and keep fucking their nest plans up until every last one of them gets the message.

 

[Deleted member 14323]

I personally don’t like the taste of honey tbh. Let’s just get rid of those fuckers!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I personally don’t like the taste of honey tbh. Let’s just get rid of those fuckers!

feels like streams of fire running through the hands. at first i thought i was being electrocuted. the strangest feeling. then when i actually saw one slamming its stinger all up inside my finger, ugh, thats when i knew i was that whore in their gangbang. mother fuckers raped my hands and ejaculated their venom inside me. i feel violated by nature.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Ugh.

 

[Deleted member 14323]

feels like streams of fire running through the hands. at first i thought i was being electrocuted. the strangest feeling. then when i actually saw one slamming its stinger all up inside my finger, ugh, thats when i knew i was that whore in their gangbang. mother fuckers got me at once.

Go to the vets, they should sort that out for you

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Go to the vets, they should sort that out for you

im good. baking soda and water. packed that shit on each sting hole. not sure if im allergic though. i have the allergy pills ready.

 

[Deleted member 14323]

im good. baking soda and water. packed that shit on each sting hole. not sure if im allergic though. i have the allergy pills ready.

Like a fuckin soldier!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Like a fuckin soldier!

no just a guy that relies on search engine results. "YELLOW JACKETS GOT ME! what now?" but my first search term was, "yellow jackets gangbanged my hand, what now?" and i got a bunch of porn site results.

 

[Deleted member 14323]

no just a guy that relies on search engine results. "YELLOW JACKETS GOT ME! what now?" but my first search term was, "yellow jackets gangbanged my hand, what now?" and i got a bunch of porn site results.

That’s not bery good! Especially if you’re on nofap! And it’s also not bery haraam!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

That’s not bery good! Especially if you’re on nofap! And it’s also not bery haraam!

ugh. im not like most of you on here. i really do get my dick deep inside vagina. its a thing with me. its always been a thing with me since my virginity was broken when i was 15 by a circus midget-milf.

ugh.

 

[infidel hunter]

i cant uppercase my hands are fucked. i got gangbanged by a nest of yellow jackets. they jackhammered their stingers into my hands. not sure why. i was just mowing through their nest. but they took that personally. fucking satan's insects. fuck them. so i drenched them with poison and as a fuck you too, boiling water with detergent. im gonna boil some more and keep fucking their nest plans up until every last one of them gets the message.

I was cleaning a yard once and I lifted a garbage bag and got swarmed. Yellow jackets are pure evil.

 

[Deleted member 14323]

ugh. im not like most of you on here. i really do get my dick deep inside vagina. its a thing with me. its always been a thing with me since my virginity was broken when i was 15 by a circus midget-milf.

ugh.

That’s crazy!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I was cleaning a yard once and I lifted a garbage bag and got swarmed. Yellow jackets are pure evil.

its painful. like fire inside the body. and i looked at that one little mother fucker. he was deep inside my hand. looked like a nigger who hadnt had any pussy in years and finally got some, and he's like STUCK UP IN THAT SHIT. mother fucker was using every, whatever u call their strength source, to penetrate that stinger into me. as if he was pissed off! like i was mowing over his home and probably killed his queen. fuck. what happened to, water under the bridge? ugh.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

i discovered alcohol when digested is also a remedy to yellow jacket stings. and its also a good support for ugly women first dates.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Is it like a remedy by drinking kemtucky bourbon

true. any alcohol is a remedy for anything. wink wink

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

motherfuckers just got me again! fucking yellow jacket nest inside the ground. nature feels like electrical fire burning through the veins and flesh.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Fucking ground hornets got me on my ear!

After drenching my ear in alcohol and cream, I grabbed a cup of gas and annihilated their entire nest, queen and all. Booyah!

This is very painful. Like a liquid fire burning through my ear along with this throbbing painful sensation. Like pushing on a bruise.

Fuck muffins.

 

[Deleted member 31169]

Fucking ground hornets got me on my ear!

After drenching my ear in alcohol and cream, I grabbed a cup of gas and annihilated their entire nest, queen and all. Booyah!

This is very painful. Like a liquid fire burning through my ear along with this throbbing painful sensation. Like pushing on a bruise.

Fuck muffins.

I dont give a fuck

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I dont give a fuck

Bruh, what the fuck?? It still hurts. Ngl. Fucking one ear is bigger than the other.

So you're trying to tell me you don't care? Did I read that correctly? Perhaps, my eyes are playing tricks on me. Or perhaps, you misworded your comment.

 

[Deleted member 31169]

Bruh, what the fuck?? It still hurts. Ngl. Fucking one ear is bigger than the other.

So you're trying to tell me you don't care? Did I read that correctly? Perhaps, my eyes are playing tricks on me. Or perhaps, you misworded your comment.

I meant to say, bee stings are good for you I heard.