full 18yo Natty Bloodwork of DOOM (Spoiler: cagefuel)

[chudpiller]

Posted my test levels earlier today but now I have full results.
TLDR:
Low T cuck
Shitty thyroid function
Bottom 5% IGF-1 levels
Insanely high LDL (dead by 50)
Genuine hypogonadism
Weak ass immune system

You guys should be grateful to have a functional HPTA and enjoy it while it lasts.

And to all you mfs who are gonna talk about lifestyle: I don't want to hear it. My lifestyle is dialed. I eat my healthy organic beef and fruit and shit. I train 5x a week. I average 8.3hrs of sleep measured by oura. At the end of the day that shit is mostly cope. I still have the pituitary function of a 60-year-old morbidly obese man. Indiamart test is law from this point forward.

 

[maxx92765]

Posted my test levels earlier today but now I have full results.
TLDR:
Low T cuck
Shitty thyroid function
Bottom 5% IGF-1 levels
Insanely high LDL (dead by 50)
Genuine hypogonadism
Weak ass immune system

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You guys should be grateful to have a functional HPTA and enjoy it while it lasts.

And to all you mfs who are gonna talk about lifestyle: I don't want to hear it. My lifestyle is dialed. I eat my healthy organic beef and fruit and shit. I train 5x a week. I average 8.3hrs of sleep measured by oura. At the end of the day that shit is mostly cope. I still have the pituitary function of a 60-year-old morbidly obese man. Indiamart test is law from this point forward.

cant you just hop on?

 

[birthdefect]

Posted my test levels earlier today but now I have full results.
TLDR:
Low T cuck
Shitty thyroid function
Bottom 5% IGF-1 levels
Insanely high LDL (dead by 50)
Genuine hypogonadism
Weak ass immune system

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You guys should be grateful to have a functional HPTA and enjoy it while it lasts.

And to all you mfs who are gonna talk about lifestyle: I don't want to hear it. My lifestyle is dialed. I eat my healthy organic beef and fruit and shit. I train 5x a week. I average 8.3hrs of sleep measured by oura. At the end of the day that shit is mostly cope. I still have the pituitary function of a 60-year-old morbidly obese man. Indiamart test is law from this point forward.

inb4 asdvek raw liver recommendation
anyways excited to see you hop on literally every compound off a chinese grey supplier

 

[axm]

Posted my test levels earlier today but now I have full results.
TLDR:
Low T cuck
Shitty thyroid function
Bottom 5% IGF-1 levels
Insanely high LDL (dead by 50)
Genuine hypogonadism
Weak ass immune system

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You guys should be grateful to have a functional HPTA and enjoy it while it lasts.

And to all you mfs who are gonna talk about lifestyle: I don't want to hear it. My lifestyle is dialed. I eat my healthy organic beef and fruit and shit. I train 5x a week. I average 8.3hrs of sleep measured by oura. At the end of the day that shit is mostly cope. I still have the pituitary function of a 60-year-old morbidly obese man. Indiamart test is law from this point forward.

Are you planning on getting scripts for your TRT, statins, etc.?

 

[chudpiller]

Are you planning on getting scripts for your TRT, statins, etc.?

Nah my insurance copay is $3k. And I don’t want my mom to know. Also I think I am a lean mass hyper responder which is why my ldl is so high. So I might not need a statin but we’ll see.

 

[eyeareamogger]

why are u not on test yet?

 

[chudpiller]

why are u not on test yet?

I was waiting until I got the bloodwork. I’m working on ordering some test

 

[cortisolman2]

Posted my test levels earlier today but now I have full results.
TLDR:
Low T cuck
Shitty thyroid function
Bottom 5% IGF-1 levels
Insanely high LDL (dead by 50)
Genuine hypogonadism
Weak ass immune system

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You guys should be grateful to have a functional HPTA and enjoy it while it lasts.

And to all you mfs who are gonna talk about lifestyle: I don't want to hear it. My lifestyle is dialed. I eat my healthy organic beef and fruit and shit. I train 5x a week. I average 8.3hrs of sleep measured by oura. At the end of the day that shit is mostly cope. I still have the pituitary function of a 60-year-old morbidly obese man. Indiamart test is law from this point forward.

damn unfortunate imma ask my parents to get a blood test but idont htink i will have high test cus im just 14

 

[Noahlooksmaxx]

how much did you pay bhai?

 

[cortisolman2]

I was waiting until I got the bloodwork. I’m working on ordering some test

rq what will test do for u like what does it do is it igf or hgh or smth else

 

[chudpiller]

rq what will test do for u like what does it do is it igf or hgh or smth else

well my test is low so taking test will raise it

 

[chudpiller]

how much did you pay bhai?

220 for whole panel

 

[TrueOgreGymcel]

Extremely interesting. Since you have so many variables dialed in, how is your physique? Not asking for pictures (better if you want) but I'm curious to know whether or not you've built a good physique. Do you have nice proportions, good developed belly muscles and some shredded body parts? Because despite testosterone being responsible for muscle building, there are case of low T individuals that have insane natural physique. If that's the case you might be one of them and it would allow me to add more conclusive data to my theory.​

 

[sherry12]

Have you done any cycles before this?

 

[chudpiller]

Have you done any cycles before this?

nah i’ve never done steroids

 

[chudpiller]

Extremely interesting. Since you have so many variables dialed in, how is your physique? Not asking for pictures (better if you want) but I'm curious to know whether or not you've built a good physique. Do you have nice proportions, good developed belly muscles and some shredded body parts? Because despite testosterone being responsible for muscle building, there are case of low T individuals that have insane natural physique. If that's the case you might be one of them and it would allow me to add more conclusive data to my theory.​

this is my most recent physique pic. But of a fraud tbf, I do have a back pump. I am 5’11 153lbs.

 

[TrueOgreGymcel]

pic

How many years of training? It's pretty good, muscles could be fuller and harder (without pump I mean), some vascularity, side delts are defined and biceps got roundness. I'll say that's a solid physique overall, especially if it's one year of gym.

 

[chudpiller]

How many years of training? It's pretty good, muscles could be fuller and harder (without pump I mean), some vascularity, side delts are defined and biceps got roundness. I'll say that's a solid physique overall, especially if it's one year of gym.

Yea about 1.5 years of taking it serious, unfortunately wasted my newbie gains hitting bench 2x per week and nothing else

 

[TrueOgreGymcel]

Yea about 1.5 years of taking it serious, unfortunately wasted my newbie gains hitting bench 2x per week and nothing else

Definitely above average muscle building genetics and especially after the low test reveal. I think I might be onto something here, there is some pattern. Don't give up the gym @chudpiller you might be surprised by what's next in store if you keep at it.

 

[Noahlooksmaxx]

220 for whole panel

holy wageslave needing prices

 

[catastropy]

Dont worry you spiritually have high T

 

[thebigdon]

Posted my test levels earlier today but now I have full results.
TLDR:
Low T cuck
Shitty thyroid function
Bottom 5% IGF-1 levels
Insanely high LDL (dead by 50)
Genuine hypogonadism
Weak ass immune system

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You guys should be grateful to have a functional HPTA and enjoy it while it lasts.

And to all you mfs who are gonna talk about lifestyle: I don't want to hear it. My lifestyle is dialed. I eat my healthy organic beef and fruit and shit. I train 5x a week. I average 8.3hrs of sleep measured by oura. At the end of the day that shit is mostly cope. I still have the pituitary function of a 60-year-old morbidly obese man. Indiamart test is law from this point forward.

Looks like somebody got their hands on sarms

 

[chudpiller]

Looks like somebody got their hands on sarms

I’m natty bruh except for mk and enclo which would not have changed anything

 

[India lover 52]

this looks like the bloodwork of someone who blasted gear and didn't pct or take any ancillaries how did this happen

 

[India lover 52]

I’m natty bruh except for mk and enclo which would not have changed anything

how do you have 173 test on enclo you need to get on test asap even if not for gains your genuinely hypogonadal

 

[Saint Casanova]

LH is very low. Try taking enclo. You might have an issue with your pituitary gland

 

[chudpiller]

this looks like the bloodwork of someone who blasted gear and didn't pct or take any ancillaries how did this happen

On my life i haven’t taken steroids I swear

 

[chudpiller]

LH is very low. Try taking enclo. You might have an issue with your pituitary gland

I tried enclo already and didn’t notice a change (didn’t have bloodwork at the time tho). That was about a year ago.

 

[India lover 52]

On my life i haven’t taken steroids I swear

damn you probably have a issue with your pituitary and testicles then, idk why your cholesterol is fucked up tho might be unrelated

 

[India lover 52]

i would see a doctor unless ur ready to go on hrt for life

 

[thebigdon]

I’m natty bruh except for mk and enclo which would not have changed anything

Nigga what do you think mk is no shit enclo and mk will rape your liver also 173 test is crazy get some test blud

 

[6ft8sub5]

Nah my insurance copay is $3k. And I don’t want my mom to know. Also I think I am a lean mass hyper responder which is why my ldl is so high. So I might not need a statin but we’ll see.

Why don’t you want your mom to know you actually need it

 

[chudpiller]

Nigga what do you think mk is no shit enclo and mk will rape your liver also 173 test is crazy get some test blud

Bro please educate yourself. Mk and enclo are not liver toxic, and in fact MK would probably help your liver.

 

[chudpiller]

Why don’t you want your mom to know you actually need it

A) My parents tend to have very extreme reactions to things esp around lifting. For example, I told them I was cutting and they forced me to not lose any more weight or I would be institutionalized. Also my freshman year I got a B- in my math class and they were bouta send me to a military school if i didn’t get my grades up. So idk what they would do if they found out I had a blood test done without telling them. Not to mention idk if I would have to admit to the other PED usage.

B) There is a good chance my parents wouldn’t let me take TRT anyway, or at least wouldn’t pay for it. This would present an issue because they would more than likely expect me to be ordering testosterone illegally if they know I have a need for it.

 

[Newday*V3]

Bro bro, wwb just buy a ton of test, t4 and gh

 

[Newday*V3]

most of these are cascades, your thyroid is fucking turd so it makes everything else turd.

 

[chudpiller]

Bro bro, wwb just buy a ton of test, t4 and gh

Cavan is a bum, I ended up ordering test from a domestic bc he was being a dickhead.

most of these are cascades, your thyroid is fucking turd so it makes everything else turd.

Can you explain more why this is? All my thyroid markers are in range (albeit a bit low) so idk what exactly the issue is. I should probably have got my T3 checked anyway. I can't say I am that well educated about thyroid function so what should I do.

 

[Newday*V3]

Cavan is a bum, I ended up ordering test from a domestic bc he was being a dickhead.


Can you explain more why this is? All my thyroid markers are in range (albeit a bit low) so idk what exactly the issue is. I should probably have got my T3 checked anyway. I can't say I am that well educated about thyroid function so what should I do.

T3 is the active hormone, get it checked

 

[DavidePollo]

with such a low levels of e2 I think it should be worth checking if your growth plates are open or not.
Being low t is much better than being high t imo

 

[chudpiller]

with such a low levels of e2 I think it should be worth checking if your growth plates are open or not.
Being low t is much better than being high t imo

Yea i already haven’t grown at all in the last 3 years tho