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So a lot of us young niggas want to roid or pin peptides but parent customs are thick skulled and stubborn about any chemicals or needles, so thats why we hide it and hide it like pros.
In this guide I will teach all of you how to hide them and get away with it, think of it like an avatar passing knowledge to another avatar. (The element benders not the blue niggaz)
Put a lot of thought into this so PLEASE read every molecule and appreciate this guide, if ur in a tough situation with hiding it, use these.
I have not tested out any of these YET, but they seem logical and could work
Method 0:
The sniper method (intercept incoming packages)
I am exceptionally lucky because my dad works throughout the whole week and doesnt come home till the weekends so sniping is relatively easy as my mom naps during the evening.
How this works; You time the order based on average arrival times, around the time its arriving, you camp at the door or near itm when it arrives you grab the package and dash to your room.
Pros: Avoid parents snooping on what u got, you'll get more creative and better at sneaking around after a few times.
Cons:If parents catch you, youll have to think of a lie on the spot so prepare for what the lie is, if they see it they might open it and check it, if they see you guarding the door and acting sus they'll pay more attention to you.
Overlap variant: You order amazon at the same time as this, essentially timing it perfectly, and inform your parents of your amazon purchase, if they find a package they'll say "its probably the charger he got" and they wont bother opening it, as a bonus they might put it in your room.
Fail safe: If you're caught say you didnt know its illegal and saw it on tiktok for boosting muscle (essentially acting like a clueless tard, also works on feds)
Fail safe 2: If you're denied amazon, wait a bit, order the package, and say "my friend is on vacation and ordered something to our house, he'll pick up on ___"
Parents wont open it obv cuz its disrespectful, and when you go to "give" it to "him" just put it in ur backpack when u come home. At the bottom of the bag with stuff on top of it.
Method 1:
Deodorant method (Strictly for oils or unreconstituted powders)
This is where you'll put the main oils or powders you want to use, you'll need a roll on but not the balls, the solidified shit, you'll then remove the solid part, put the oil in a bag shut tight to avoid pinning deodorant particles accidentally or something, then stuff above it with tissues so it doesnt shake.
Pros: Nobody will look inside there, nobody will really hold it cuz they think its unsanity to share solid deodorant
Cons: It'll be heavier and it'll be irritating to open up, remove, pin, do process to put it back in, repeat.
Method 2:
Minifridge method (For reconstituted powders/Liquid form)
You'll buy a minifridge, that has a lockable feature, youll then buy a 24 pack of sodas, fill the fridge with it, buy those black empty tins, put the peps or wtv it is inside, close it, then hide it good. If anyone questions you claim its so nobody takes your soda, its also a plus if you have siblings and put snacks inside. A lot more believable.
Tape variant: You tape the vials to blind spots, only con is if it falls someone will notice if u dont, and its a bit unconvenient,
Pros- Easy access, logical reasoning, good setting, you get to have snacks or soda as a bonus.
Cons- If you get caught with the powder you're giga-fucked, the second time hiding will be insanely harder. You have to hide the tins well or get creative because they seem suspicious.
Method 3:
The gymbag method (for orals, oils, needles, alc pads, or unreconstituted powders)
You'll grab a gym bag, fill it with these, and put shit on top of it, preferably stinky or weird shit because nobody will dig through it, make sure to pack them right else a bunch of clanking will be heard when its shaking. And dont put in actual boxes, they'll be outlined.
Pros- Convenient, hard for someone to dig through, least likely place for a search if hidden well.
Cons- a lot heavier, if someone feels through it they can feel the stuff and question it, a bit nasty to put stinky or weird stuff on top.
Method 4:
The chill nigga method
You find a chill nigga you know well that has chill parents, you pitch the idea to him and offer a few pins of something or some orals (ONLY IF THEY TRY TO BRING IT DOWN), they will most likely say yes and you'll be able to keep stuff at their house.
Amazing idea for this: use this as a backup plan, most of us are running steroids so if parent customs seize them we will be giga fucked cuz we cant PCT off, use this guys house so you can go and get the PCT supplies if that ever happens.
Pros- high chance of working, if parents dont care nothing will possibly go wrong unless u unfriend him or vice versa. If you ever get ur oils seized by parents, you can PCT off using this method to avoid any problems.
Cons- If he unfriends u or vice versa and hes greedy ur a bit fucked, if his parents switch their mind ur fucked. Not too many cons with this really, its a good method.
In this guide I will teach all of you how to hide them and get away with it, think of it like an avatar passing knowledge to another avatar. (The element benders not the blue niggaz)
Put a lot of thought into this so PLEASE read every molecule and appreciate this guide, if ur in a tough situation with hiding it, use these.
I have not tested out any of these YET, but they seem logical and could work
Method 0:
The sniper method (intercept incoming packages)
I am exceptionally lucky because my dad works throughout the whole week and doesnt come home till the weekends so sniping is relatively easy as my mom naps during the evening.
How this works; You time the order based on average arrival times, around the time its arriving, you camp at the door or near itm when it arrives you grab the package and dash to your room.
Pros: Avoid parents snooping on what u got, you'll get more creative and better at sneaking around after a few times.
Cons:If parents catch you, youll have to think of a lie on the spot so prepare for what the lie is, if they see it they might open it and check it, if they see you guarding the door and acting sus they'll pay more attention to you.
Overlap variant: You order amazon at the same time as this, essentially timing it perfectly, and inform your parents of your amazon purchase, if they find a package they'll say "its probably the charger he got" and they wont bother opening it, as a bonus they might put it in your room.
Fail safe: If you're caught say you didnt know its illegal and saw it on tiktok for boosting muscle (essentially acting like a clueless tard, also works on feds)
Fail safe 2: If you're denied amazon, wait a bit, order the package, and say "my friend is on vacation and ordered something to our house, he'll pick up on ___"
Parents wont open it obv cuz its disrespectful, and when you go to "give" it to "him" just put it in ur backpack when u come home. At the bottom of the bag with stuff on top of it.
Method 1:
Deodorant method (Strictly for oils or unreconstituted powders)
This is where you'll put the main oils or powders you want to use, you'll need a roll on but not the balls, the solidified shit, you'll then remove the solid part, put the oil in a bag shut tight to avoid pinning deodorant particles accidentally or something, then stuff above it with tissues so it doesnt shake.
Pros: Nobody will look inside there, nobody will really hold it cuz they think its unsanity to share solid deodorant
Cons: It'll be heavier and it'll be irritating to open up, remove, pin, do process to put it back in, repeat.
Method 2:
Minifridge method (For reconstituted powders/Liquid form)
You'll buy a minifridge, that has a lockable feature, youll then buy a 24 pack of sodas, fill the fridge with it, buy those black empty tins, put the peps or wtv it is inside, close it, then hide it good. If anyone questions you claim its so nobody takes your soda, its also a plus if you have siblings and put snacks inside. A lot more believable.
Tape variant: You tape the vials to blind spots, only con is if it falls someone will notice if u dont, and its a bit unconvenient,
Pros- Easy access, logical reasoning, good setting, you get to have snacks or soda as a bonus.
Cons- If you get caught with the powder you're giga-fucked, the second time hiding will be insanely harder. You have to hide the tins well or get creative because they seem suspicious.
Method 3:
The gymbag method (for orals, oils, needles, alc pads, or unreconstituted powders)
You'll grab a gym bag, fill it with these, and put shit on top of it, preferably stinky or weird shit because nobody will dig through it, make sure to pack them right else a bunch of clanking will be heard when its shaking. And dont put in actual boxes, they'll be outlined.
Pros- Convenient, hard for someone to dig through, least likely place for a search if hidden well.
Cons- a lot heavier, if someone feels through it they can feel the stuff and question it, a bit nasty to put stinky or weird stuff on top.
Method 4:
The chill nigga method
You find a chill nigga you know well that has chill parents, you pitch the idea to him and offer a few pins of something or some orals (ONLY IF THEY TRY TO BRING IT DOWN), they will most likely say yes and you'll be able to keep stuff at their house.
Amazing idea for this: use this as a backup plan, most of us are running steroids so if parent customs seize them we will be giga fucked cuz we cant PCT off, use this guys house so you can go and get the PCT supplies if that ever happens.
Pros- high chance of working, if parents dont care nothing will possibly go wrong unless u unfriend him or vice versa. If you ever get ur oils seized by parents, you can PCT off using this method to avoid any problems.
Cons- If he unfriends u or vice versa and hes greedy ur a bit fucked, if his parents switch their mind ur fucked. Not too many cons with this really, its a good method.
