truedexy
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Have you been pinning test, igf1, eating “healthy” like a soyfag or doing any other copes and still subhuman, well look no further. I’m about to reveal top secret information that the government is hiding and that I should charge you $50,000 for.
Firstly, you have to understand that pinning anything is stupid. It won’t change your forward growth or your final post-puberty genetic height. All it does is speed up aging and cause temporary growth rate changes. All of this is a scam made by the government to take your money.
The science behind Nutella is quite interesting , actually. The combination of cocoa, specific oils, and industrial sugar causes a testosterone boost of at least 300%.
Wait, no that can’t be true. That’s impossible
Shut up and listen you dumbass sheep. You heard that right. A whopping 300% increase in testosterone. In some cases it even goes up 700-800%.
You may ask, “if this is true, why does no one know about it and why does everybody think Nutella is unhealthy?” It’s because the israeli propaganda has brainwashed you and you’re too stupid to accept the factual science. It’s never been done before, but if someone strategically used Nutella, they could ascend by 3 psl in one night.
The protocol:
-take 3 jars of Nutella daily and eat nothing else except raw milk for hydration and to boost the Nutella’s igf1 boosting capabilities
Bonus points if you can spread some on your balls for them to absorb and boost sperm production by 1000% (yes, this was scientifically proven too)
on the first night of doing this, your mandible will double in size over night so fast that you’ll feel it moving forward. Same with your zygos, infras, and chin. Your browridge will grow so much that you’ll look like a Neanderthal. And most importantly, your dick will quintuple in length and girth.
I have already said to much. If you start today, you can reach 10 psl within a week. Good luck niggas
Firstly, you have to understand that pinning anything is stupid. It won’t change your forward growth or your final post-puberty genetic height. All it does is speed up aging and cause temporary growth rate changes. All of this is a scam made by the government to take your money.
The science behind Nutella is quite interesting , actually. The combination of cocoa, specific oils, and industrial sugar causes a testosterone boost of at least 300%.
Wait, no that can’t be true. That’s impossible
Shut up and listen you dumbass sheep. You heard that right. A whopping 300% increase in testosterone. In some cases it even goes up 700-800%.
You may ask, “if this is true, why does no one know about it and why does everybody think Nutella is unhealthy?” It’s because the israeli propaganda has brainwashed you and you’re too stupid to accept the factual science. It’s never been done before, but if someone strategically used Nutella, they could ascend by 3 psl in one night.
The protocol:
-take 3 jars of Nutella daily and eat nothing else except raw milk for hydration and to boost the Nutella’s igf1 boosting capabilities
Bonus points if you can spread some on your balls for them to absorb and boost sperm production by 1000% (yes, this was scientifically proven too)
on the first night of doing this, your mandible will double in size over night so fast that you’ll feel it moving forward. Same with your zygos, infras, and chin. Your browridge will grow so much that you’ll look like a Neanderthal. And most importantly, your dick will quintuple in length and girth.
I have already said to much. If you start today, you can reach 10 psl within a week. Good luck niggas
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