full natural ascension guide (no fillers or steroids)

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HGH/TEST:

sleep - 8-9 hours is best. preferably 9 hours as that’s at the end of a full sleep cycle. waking up in the middle of a sleep cycle isn’t the best and you will feel tired. so aim for 9 hour. also, make sure your room is cool, as dark as possible and as quiet as possible. additionally try not to eat close to bedtime and do not drink caffeine after lunch. a hot shower before bed can improve sleep quality as it forces your body to lower its body temp as you cool down after the shower which will help you fall asleep.

diet - do not eat processed foods. try to have as much red meat and eggs as possible. prioritise animal fats. drink lots of milk too for calcium. stay away from oats and grain. you can have fruits like kiwis and berries. also avoid sugar and. DO NOT drink alcohol. stay away and ofc stay away from phytoestrogens like soy. also have a good amount of protein (not too high.)

HIIT - for hgh try to sprint for 10-20 seconds at 100% effort and then rest for a min before sprinting for 10-20 seconds again. do the sprint then rest around 5 times. you can do this 2 or 3 times a week. do it uphill preferably.

sauna - for hgh try and cycle between sauna and normal or low body temp. for example: 20 mins in sauna, 10 mins in a cool pool, 20 mins in sauna.

fasting - for hgh try fasting 16/8. don’t go above this as it can decrease your test. don’t have sugar or carbs before your fast. id only do this for one or two days a week.

sunlight/cortisol - get sunlight exposure on your bare skin. if possible try to do this in the morning. id also do this barefoot on grass for grounding benefits. you can do deep breathing or look up a cortisol reduction video on youtube.

lift weights - pretty self explanatory. lift heavy weights doing movements that recruit a lot of muscles. go close to or to failure (0RIR or 1RIR) but don’t do loads of volume.

xenoestrogens - avoid things like polyester underwear, touching receipts, plastic cutting boards.

supplements - vit d3 and k2. go for the upper limit on vit d3 especially. id also supplement calcium and maybe even zinc and magnesium if you aren’t getting sufficient amounts. collagen could also be good too but isn’t really needed (some studies showing it to improve bone density)

beating your meat - really not that important but studies show the best number for testosterone is once a week. makes little difference tho.


looksmaxes:


eyebrows - use minoxidil or castor oil and derma roll. note that your hair may shed when you come of minoxidil but not when you come off castor oil. ideally your eyebrows should be straight or slightly curved and have a neutral or slightlt positive tilt. you can also dye your eyebrows if you want. i would stay away from plucking them unless you have a monobrow. you can also use vaseline to push them into the desired shape and setness.

eyelid pulling - may be cope but could make a slight difference in the long run. id eyelid pull every day.

chewing - for masseter hypertrophy (can be good or bad) and may cause some slight bone growth through the stress places on the bones through chewing. probably not tho

bonesmashing - could be cope but actually has some science behind it. id stick to bonesmashing the zygos as it’s the safest and least painful

mewing/thumbpulling - again coukd be cope but make sure you aren’t mouth breathing and always keep your tongue against your palate. also i’d thumbpull like every day. pushing forwards and to the sides for forward growth and palate expansion.

volufiline - could be cope aswell but applying it to under eyes or the fat pads above your eyes for more hooding and the appearance of better under eye support
 
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full COPE guide
 
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HGH is such a meme, even the guy who made the guide in the botb said it was cope
 
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HGH/TEST:

sleep - 8-9 hours is best. preferably 9 hours as that’s at the end of a full sleep cycle. waking up in the middle of a sleep cycle isn’t the best and you will feel tired. so aim for 9 hour. also, make sure your room is .....
There is a reason why some of us hate people like you so much. You guys are the living brothers of scammers like K. Shami. Can't accept reality, huh? Reality that softmaxxing will never work unless you are below your natural potential. Guess these 'looksmaxxing' kids will never realize. Keep grinding boyos
 
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HGH/TEST:

sleep - 8-9 hours is best. preferably 9 hours as that’s at the end of a full sleep cycle. waking up in the middle of a sleep cycle isn’t the best and you will feel tired. so aim for 9 hour. also, make sure your room is cool, as dark as possible and as quiet as possible. additionally try not to eat close to bedtime and do not drink caffeine after lunch. a hot shower before bed can improve sleep quality as it forces your body to lower its body temp as you cool down after the shower which will help you fall asleep.

diet - do not eat processed foods. try to have as much red meat and eggs as possible. prioritise animal fats. drink lots of milk too for calcium. stay away from oats and grain. you can have fruits like kiwis and berries. also avoid sugar and. DO NOT drink alcohol. stay away and ofc stay away from phytoestrogens like soy. also have a good amount of protein (not too high.)

HIIT - for hgh try to sprint for 10-20 seconds at 100% effort and then rest for a min before sprinting for 10-20 seconds again. do the sprint then rest around 5 times. you can do this 2 or 3 times a week. do it uphill preferably.

sauna - for hgh try and cycle between sauna and normal or low body temp. for example: 20 mins in sauna, 10 mins in a cool pool, 20 mins in sauna.

fasting - for hgh try fasting 16/8. don’t go above this as it can decrease your test. don’t have sugar or carbs before your fast. id only do this for one or two days a week.

sunlight/cortisol - get sunlight exposure on your bare skin. if possible try to do this in the morning. id also do this barefoot on grass for grounding benefits. you can do deep breathing or look up a cortisol reduction video on youtube.

lift weights - pretty self explanatory. lift heavy weights doing movements that recruit a lot of muscles. go close to or to failure (0RIR or 1RIR) but don’t do loads of volume.

xenoestrogens - avoid things like polyester underwear, touching receipts, plastic cutting boards.

supplements - vit d3 and k2. go for the upper limit on vit d3 especially. id also supplement calcium and maybe even zinc and magnesium if you aren’t getting sufficient amounts. collagen could also be good too but isn’t really needed (some studies showing it to improve bone density)

beating your meat - really not that important but studies show the best number for testosterone is once a week. makes little difference tho.


looksmaxes:


eyebrows - use minoxidil or castor oil and derma roll. note that your hair may shed when you come of minoxidil but not when you come off castor oil. ideally your eyebrows should be straight or slightly curved and have a neutral or slightlt positive tilt. you can also dye your eyebrows if you want. i would stay away from plucking them unless you have a monobrow. you can also use vaseline to push them into the desired shape and setness.

eyelid pulling - may be cope but could make a slight difference in the long run. id eyelid pull every day.

chewing - for masseter hypertrophy (can be good or bad) and may cause some slight bone growth through the stress places on the bones through chewing. probably not tho

bonesmashing - could be cope but actually has some science behind it. id stick to bonesmashing the zygos as it’s the safest and least painful

mewing/thumbpulling - again coukd be cope but make sure you aren’t mouth breathing and always keep your tongue against your palate. also i’d thumbpull like every day. pushing forwards and to the sides for forward growth and palate expansion.

volufiline - could be cope aswell but applying it to under eyes or the fat pads above your eyes for more hooding and the appearance of better under eye support
Dillion Latham ahh guide
 
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get sunlight exposure on your bare skin. if possib
HGH/TEST:

sleep - 8-9 hours is best. preferably 9 hours as that’s at the end of a full sleep cycle. waking up in the middle of a sleep cycle isn’t the best and you will feel tired. so aim for 9 hour. also, make sure your room is cool, as dark as possible and as quiet as possible. additionally try not to eat close to bedtime and do not drink caffeine after lunch. a hot shower before bed can improve sleep quality as it forces your body to lower its body temp as you cool down after the shower which will help you fall asleep.

diet - do not eat processed foods. try to have as much red meat and eggs as possible. prioritise animal fats. drink lots of milk too for calcium. stay away from oats and grain. you can have fruits like kiwis and berries. also avoid sugar and. DO NOT drink alcohol. stay away and ofc stay away from phytoestrogens like soy. also have a good amount of protein (not too high.)

HIIT - for hgh try to sprint for 10-20 seconds at 100% effort and then rest for a min before sprinting for 10-20 seconds again. do the sprint then rest around 5 times. you can do this 2 or 3 times a week. do it uphill preferably.

sauna - for hgh try and cycle between sauna and normal or low body temp. for example: 20 mins in sauna, 10 mins in a cool pool, 20 mins in sauna.

fasting - for hgh try fasting 16/8. don’t go above this as it can decrease your test. don’t have sugar or carbs before your fast. id only do this for one or two days a week.

sunlight/cortisol - get sunlight exposure on your bare skin. if possible try to do this in the morning. id also do this barefoot on grass for grounding benefits. you can do deep breathing or look up a cortisol reduction video on youtube.

lift weights - pretty self explanatory. lift heavy weights doing movements that recruit a lot of muscles. go close to or to failure (0RIR or 1RIR) but don’t do loads of volume.

xenoestrogens - avoid things like polyester underwear, touching receipts, plastic cutting boards.

supplements - vit d3 and k2. go for the upper limit on vit d3 especially. id also supplement calcium and maybe even zinc and magnesium if you aren’t getting sufficient amounts. collagen could also be good too but isn’t really needed (some studies showing it to improve bone density)

beating your meat - really not that important but studies show the best number for testosterone is once a week. makes little difference tho.


looksmaxes:


eyebrows - use minoxidil or castor oil and derma roll. note that your hair may shed when you come of minoxidil but not when you come off castor oil. ideally your eyebrows should be straight or slightly curved and have a neutral or slightlt positive tilt. you can also dye your eyebrows if you want. i would stay away from plucking them unless you have a monobrow. you can also use vaseline to push them into the desired shape and setness.

eyelid pulling - may be cope but could make a slight difference in the long run. id eyelid pull every day.

chewing - for masseter hypertrophy (can be good or bad) and may cause some slight bone growth through the stress places on the bones through chewing. probably not tho

bonesmashing - could be cope but actually has some science behind it. id stick to bonesmashing the zygos as it’s the safest and least painful

mewing/thumbpulling - again coukd be cope but make sure you aren’t mouth breathing and always keep your tongue against your palate. also i’d thumbpull like every day. pushing forwards and to the sides for forward growth and palate expansion.

volufiline - could be cope aswell but applying it to under eyes or the fat pads above your eyes for more hooding and the appearance of better under eye support
benefits of vitamin d3?
 
Dillion Latham ahh guide
i said without fillers and steroids? obviously it’s more efficient with fillers and steroids. plus i said it was cope multiple times
 
holy copes!
really? it’s not like i said it was cope multiple times and mentioned “without steroids and fillers” in the title 😱
 
There is a reason why some of us hate people like you so much. You guys are the living brothers of scammers like K. Shami. Can't accept reality, huh? Reality that softmaxxing will never work unless you are below your natural potential. Guess these 'looksmaxxing' kids will never realize. Keep grinding boyos
the majority of people are below their natural potential. not everyone wants to blast gear and has the option to get filler and surgeries. it’s doing the best with what you have available to you. plus i said it was cope multiple times. a softmax is better then not softmaxing
 
There is a reason why some of us hate people like you so much. You guys are the living brothers of scammers like K. Shami. Can't accept reality, huh? Reality that softmaxxing will never work unless you are below your natural potential. Guess these 'looksmaxxing' kids will never realize. Keep grinding boyos

Hardmaxxers can't fathom the underlying truth that surgery, no matter how much they alter their face now, will inevitably turn against them, trapped in a cycle of botched fixes, hence why you mock softmaxxing :lul:
 
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Hardmaxxers can't fathom the underlying truth that surgery, no matter how much they alter their face now, will inevitably turn against them, trapped in a cycle of botched fixes, hence why you mock softmaxxing :lul:
Cuz first off all where is no such a thing as softmaxxing, its just living how you would've lived in the primitive era. Secondly, motherfucker, do you think botox and fillers are the only 'surgeries'(JFL these ain't even surgeries)? There is an entire cosmetic surgery field out there didicated to implant (permenant). These 2010 ahh newgen sigma, JFL "HaRDmAxXeRS CaN'T FaTTHoM" :lul::lul:
 
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I was unconsciously trying to help out people who don't really want to be helped. My bad, ignore my comments above and GUYZZZZ, KEEP GRINDING, KEEP HUSTLING, KEEP SOFTMAXXING, GOD'S GOT A PLAN FOR YA'LL 😍😍😘😘Just don't come back here after 4 years of 'softmaxxing' and seeing rather negative results on your bone structures due to aging :lul:
 
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first off all where is no such a thing as softmaxxing, its just living how you would've lived in the primitive era.

"primitive era" You're retarded and it's very telling. Softmaxxing isn’t about living like a fucking caveman but using modern knowledge and natural effort to optimize yourself, not relying on a shortcut with a scalpel. You’re so deep in your own delusion that you can’t see the difference between true self-improvement and slapping a permanent mask on your face :lul::lul:

Secondly, motherfucker, do you think botox and fillers are the only 'surgeries'(JFL these ain't even surgeries)? There is an entire cosmetic surgery field out there didicated to implant (permenant).

They are QUITE LITERALLY THE SAME THING AS SURGERIES. They just hide behind a different label.

You think those implants and fillers are gonna save you when your face starts sagging like an old handbag :lul:
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"primitive era" You're retarded and it's very telling. Softmaxxing isn’t about living like a fucking caveman but using modern knowledge and natural effort to optimize yourself, not relying on a shortcut with a scalpel. You’re so deep in your own delusion that you can’t see the difference between true self-improvement and slapping a permanent mask on your face :lul::lul:



They are QUITE LITERALLY THE SAME THING AS SURGERIES. They just hide behind a different label.

You think those implants and fillers are gonna save you when your face starts sagging like an old handbag :lul:
Michael Jordan Lol GIF
I was unconsciously trying to help out people who don't really want to be helped. My bad, ignore my comments above and GUYZZZZ, KEEP GRINDING, KEEP HUSTLING, KEEP SOFTMAXXING, GOD'S GOT A PLAN FOR YA'LL 😍😍😘😘Just don't come back here after 4 years of 'softmaxxing' and seeing rather negative results on your bone structures due to aging :lul:
 
I was unconsciously trying to help out people who don't really want to be helped. My bad, ignore my comments above and GUYZZZZ, KEEP GRINDING, KEEP HUSTLING, KEEP SOFTMAXXING, GOD'S GOT A PLAN FOR YA'LL 😍😍😘😘Just don't come back here after 4 years of 'softmaxxing' and seeing rather negative results on your bone structures due to aging

retarded hardmaxxers when their botox actually leads to their facial muscles being paralyzed, sagging and losing their natural skin elasticity: :feelswah::feelswah:
 
diet - do not eat processed foods. try to have as much red meat and eggs as possible. prioritise animal fats. drink lots of milk too for calcium. stay away from oats and grain. you can have fruits like kiwis and berries. also avoid sugar
1. You should never eat fruit

2. Sugar is sugar no matter the source

Fucking idiot
 
So you were a fag at 10 years old. Thanks for telling me, retard.
Softmaxxer's when they use 100% of their brain: (nigga, u just called yourself a present living fag)
 
retarded hardmaxxers when their botox actually leads to their facial muscles being paralyzed, sagging and losing their natural skin elasticity: :feelswah::feelswah:
Look how this gaslighter literally says something I strictly mentioned that is not a good idea. I strictly mentioned that botox is not a surgery you faggot. Fucking inbred dog
 
Softmaxxer's when they use 100% of their brain: (nigga, u just called yourself a present living fag)

You called a gif "fag" for simply laughing.
Using your logic, If I'm a fag for using this gif RN that YOU have been using since you were 10, then you've been a faggot for a much more longer time than me.

Use your brain nigga. All that surgery just for you to be a fucking retard, Get your refund back.

present living

and it's living present, dumbfuck.
 
and it's living present, dumbfuck.
This faggot definitely came from watching looksmaxxing curry video from incelgram and have 0 knowledge about the blackpill. Faggot
 
Look how this gaslighter literally says something I strictly mentioned that is not a good idea. I strictly mentioned that botox is not a surgery you faggot. Fucking inbred dog

Throughout your whole replies, you have yet to "strictly mention that it's not a good idea".

botox is not a surgery you faggot.

It's still fucking valid, retard. Certain surgical procedures and botox are sometimes paired together, especially for maximum aesthetic results.
 
If I'm a fag for using this gif RN that YOU have been using since you were 10, then you've been a faggot for a much more longer time than me.
When did I say "using sice age 10"? And you little cunt don't know its a way of saying not to be taken literally? Fag. Show me where did I write "using SINCE" or you are 100% faggot.
 
This faggot definitely came from watching looksmaxxing curry video from incelgram and have 0 knowledge about the blackpill. Faggot

You're projecting the fact you've been a faggot since you were 10
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When did I say "using sice age 10"? And you little cunt don't know its a way of saying not to be taken literally? Fag

1. If you said you did it when you were 10, that’s the starting point. Unless you specifically said you stopped, it’s fair to assume you’ve done it since then. 'Since' just connects the dots from when you started to now.

2. "And you little cunt!" - 🤓

You're such a fucking loser that it's honestly not even funny right now.

I wasn't taking you literally, retard. I was using your logic.

Put 2 and 2 together and make your parents proud.
 
1. If you said you did it when you were 10, that’s the starting point. Unless you specifically said you stopped, it’s fair to assume you’ve done it since then. 'Since' just connects the dots from when you started to now.

2. "And you little cunt!" - 🤓

You're such a fucking loser that it's honestly not even funny right now.

I wasn't taking you literally, retard. I was using your logic.

Put 2 and 2 together and make your parents proud.
Me when I LARP:
 
1. If you said you did it when you were 10, that’s the starting point. Unless you specifically said you stopped, it’s fair to assume you’ve done it since then. 'Since' just connects the dots from when you started to now.
In your fagass 'logic', I also wrote 'USED TO' which proves that its in the PAST. Faggot got nothing to 'prove' anymore
 
In your fagass 'logic', I also wrote 'USED TO' which proves that its in the PAST. Faggot got nothing to 'prove' anymore

Doesn’t prove it’s completely in the past. Just means you don’t do it now. But if you started at 10 and never gave an end date, I can still say you did it since 10 because the timeline starts there. Unless you gave specifics about when you stopped, it’s valid to frame it like that.
 
"Must me" Spell correctly, retard. I can't take you seriously.
This fag is the ultimate 🤓 emoji :lul::lul: Aww, looksmaxxer mogger tries to fix other's grammars and spelling online. I am hispanic retard, its obv that my english is bad. Faggot proved the 5th time now
 
Now, these are the results of never getting any attention at a young age:
This fag is the ultimate 🤓 emoji :lul::lul: Aww, looksmaxxer mogger tries to fix other's grammars and spelling online. I am hispanic retard, its obv that my english is bad. Faggot proved the 5th time now
 
Now, these are the results of never getting any attention at a young age:
Coming from a gay dude 😭😭🤣I CAN'T BRUH 😂SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO FUCK YOUR BROTHER
 
Yeah cuz you are gay as proved earlier cuz you still didn't show where I wrote "SINCE"

Alright. Let's use hypotheticals:

Let's say I was gay. How, IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK, does that correlate to LITERAL INCEST???
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Alright. Let's use hypotheticals:

Let's say I was gay. How, IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK, does that correlate to LITERAL INCEST???
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Cuz your father failed as a father, that's why you are a fag in the first place :lul:.Incest cuz you got "Daddy issues"
 
Alright. Let's use hypotheticals:

Let's say I was gay. How, IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK, does that correlate to LITERAL INCEST???
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"I WILL SELF-IMPROOOOOOOOVEEEEEE BROO. WATCH HAMZA AND IMPROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE"- Rehab Room
 
Cuz your father failed as a father, that's why you are a fag in the first place :lul:.Incest cuz you got "Daddy issues"

I'm done responding to this retard. You actually have heterosexual fantasies and you're projecting them onto me :lul:
 
I'm done responding to this retard. You actually have heterosexual fantasies and you're projecting them onto me :lul:
What, yes I am heterosexual. Lol, this guy just called himself a homosexual himself, this is not even a joke anymore, i am curious, are you actually gay? Cuz I never met one in my country :lul:
 
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🏳️‍🌈JFL FAG MAKES FUN OF A HETEROSEXUAL
 
1. You should never eat fruit

2. Sugar is sugar no matter the source

Fucking idiot
i know all sugar is the same which is why you shouldn’t have much fruit. that’s why you should only eat the most nutritious fruit because atleast you are getting good micro vitamins although you are still getting some sugar
 

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