fumbled my first ever cold approach in hs

[brutalcow62]

i smoke weed everyday (dispos) in the morning i had smoked too much the period before i had to get up and leave jsut to walk and listen to music to stop tripping so bad and then this girl walks up to me and says "hey your cute how old are you" first off this has never happened before get sum iois but never this she was behind me and i like jump like she scared the shit out of me and just looked at her confused and then i said thank you and walked off

 

[bloodysummoningg]

stupid asf but lowkey valid w context

 

[brutalcow62]

stupid asf but lowkey valid w context

dude my cart is so strong might be dmt temu cart i looked stupid asf

 

[shortface]

i smoke weed everyday (dispos) in the morning i had smoked too much the period before i had to get up and leave jsut to walk and listen to music to stop tripping so bad and then this girl walks up to me and says "hey your cute how old are you" first off this has never happened before get sum iois but never this she was behind me and i like jump like she scared the shit out of me and just looked at her confused and then i said thank you and walked off

Fuck dude, that’s sucks

 

[bIiss]

just find her tomorrow and talk to her like nothing happened, she wont care

when a woman truly desires you, nothing you do matters.

now go get your foid, my adorable little stoner

 

[Terry Mcginnis]

i smoke weed everyday (dispos) in the morning i had smoked too much the period before i had to get up and leave jsut to walk and listen to music to stop tripping so bad and then this girl walks up to me and says "hey your cute how old are you" first off this has never happened before get sum iois but never this she was behind me and i like jump like she scared the shit out of me and just looked at her confused and then i said thank you and walked off

nga in 2 weeks time you not gonna be able to speak a sentence

 

[brutalcow62]

just find her tomorrow and talk to her like nothing happened, she wont care

when a woman truly desires you nothing matters.

now go get your foid, my adorable little stoner

thank you bliss i'm going to quit porn and gooning first then maybe weed but thank you bhai

 

[brutalcow62]

nga in 2 weeks time you not gonna be able to speak a sentence

dispos are different if i stop smoking for like 2 months all the brain fog and such will go away

 

[brutalcow62]

Fuck dude, that’s sucks

can only learn beating myself up abt it

 

[bIiss]

thank you bliss i'm going to quit porn and gooning first then maybe weed but thank you bhai

quit the porn completely and goon once a week in the shower using only your mind

this will not only boost your test optimally but it will also raise your iq since youre gooning using only your imagination.

bonus points if you imagine spinning apples while doing it

 

[brutalcow62]

quit the porn completely and goon once a week in the shower using only your mind

this will not only boost your test optimally but it will also raise your iq since youre gooning using only your imagination.

bonus points if you imagine spinning apples while doing it

the porn i watched porn and gooned last night as a farewell now i don't even really wanna do it but yeah imagination spinning apples=holy omlet

 

[bIiss]

the porn i watched porn and gooned last night as a farewell now i don't even really wanna do it but yeah imagination spinning apples=holy omlet

im being deadass no fap is retarded theres no benefit from being blue balled all day

if anything itll just make you a horny beast

porn is awful tho so just use ur imagination and do the apple thing adn ur good

 

[brutalcow62]

im being deadass no fap is retarded theres no benefit from being blue balled all day

if anything itll just make you a horny beast

porn is awful tho so just use ur imagination and do the apple thing adn ur good

i can't imagine 9 apples spinning it's over for me i'm an iqlet (rope worthy)

 

[VIGILIANT]

Just go after her again some other day. If she said all that she’s prolly interested

 

[bIiss]

i can't imagine 9 apples spinning it's over for me i'm an iqlet (rope worthy)

way more important things in life than iq. like looks and connections.

the weed will acc make u retarded and lazy tho quit it asap

 

[ghost!]

what brand dispo

and send ur face

 

[brutalcow62]

Just go after her again some other day. If she said all that she’s prolly interested

yes i will but im in a complicated situation with a girl rn ill figure it out tho

 

[brutalcow62]

what brand dispo

and send ur face

it's prolly boof
it's fryd got it from a freind

 

[VIGILIANT]

yes i will but im in a complicated situation with a girl rn ill figure it out tho

Damn good luck

 

[ghost!]

it's prolly boof
it's fryd got it from a freind

over all dispos are fake

and rep me nga

 

[brutalcow62]

i

way more important things in life than iq. like looks and connections.

the weed will acc make u retarded and lazy tho quit it asap

have plenty of connections im not at that point of laziness i still workout like 5 times a week (sports) but if it does i will quit asap

 

[brutalcow62]

Damn good luck

first hmtn kinda nervous

 

[brutalcow62]

over all dispos are fake

and rep me nga

yea no shi all made in hong kong by an underpaid 4 year old

 

[brutalcow62]

first hmtn kinda nervous

wait i'm not gay i meant hmtn i swear

 

[ghost!]

yea no shi all made in hong kong by an underpaid 4 year old

bro did not rep me

 

[brutalcow62]

bro did not rep me

ask nicely

 

[ghost!]

ask nicely

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[brutalcow62]

JoinedMay 16, 2026Posts546Reputation157

ouu stat check

 

[brutalcow62]

JoinedMay 16, 2026Posts546Reputation157

who tf would rep me tho

 

[AtrophicPyra]

i smoke weed everyday (dispos) in the morning i had smoked too much the period before i had to get up and leave jsut to walk and listen to music to stop tripping so bad and then this girl walks up to me and says "hey your cute how old are you" first off this has never happened before get sum iois but never this she was behind me and i like jump like she scared the shit out of me and just looked at her confused and then i said thank you and walked off

this would never happen in any reality

 

[shortface]

can only learn beating myself up abt it

Bro, you need some exposure therapy for cold approaches
Yes, u are gonna have some shit interactions, but it isn’t that deep, u gotta keeping moving

 

[brutalcow62]

Bro, you need some exposure therapy for cold approaches
Yes, u are gonna have some shit interactions, but it isn’t that deep, u gotta keeping moving

i mean that's like my second time i've ever been cold approached out of nowhere but yes sir

 

[brutalcow62]

this would never happen in any reality

is there a reality where i tickle you with a feather while you wear cat ears

 

[VIGILIANT]

first hmtn kinda nervous

U mean hmtb?

 

[VIGILIANT]

wait i'm not gay i meant hmtn i swear

Nvm just saw this

 

[hxnz.]

i smoke weed everyday (dispos) in the morning i had smoked too much the period before i had to get up and leave jsut to walk and listen to music to stop tripping so bad and then this girl walks up to me and says "hey your cute how old are you" first off this has never happened before get sum iois but never this she was behind me and i like jump like she scared the shit out of me and just looked at her confused and then i said thank you and walked off

average nd

 

[brutalcow62]

average nd

eh you'll be surprising i've been low inhib my whole life never had issues talkjng to women was just tweaking out

 

[brutalcow62]

U mean hmtb?

yeah she like actually looks good fw her but she said sum idk what to thinks abt it

 

[AtrophicPyra]

is there a reality where i tickle you with a feather while you wear cat ears

r u going to school in india as a white 6’ ltn? why would a girl ever cold approach a guy?

she has 10 MINIMUM people in her dms and shes going for u? wyll send me rn

 

[hxnz.]

r u going to school in india as a white 6’ ltn? why would a girl ever cold approach a guy?

she has 10 MINIMUM people in her dms and shes going for u? wyll send me rn

Average ltb has more smv than any htn btw

 

[brutalcow62]

r u going to school in india as a white 6’ ltn? why would a girl ever cold approach a guy?

she has 10 MINIMUM people in her dms and shes going for u? wyll send me rn

the hmtb didn't approach me i have a complicated situation with her

 

[brutalcow62]

Average ltb has more smv than any htn btw

yeah idk if she's hmtb might be bias cuz i like her but she def look good

 

[chairandrope]

i smoke weed everyday (dispos) in the morning i had smoked too much the period before i had to get up and leave jsut to walk and listen to music to stop tripping so bad and then this girl walks up to me and says "hey your cute how old are you" first off this has never happened before get sum iois but never this she was behind me and i like jump like she scared the shit out of me and just looked at her confused and then i said thank you and walked off

if she truly likes you she won't gaf if u go back up to her

 

[brutalcow62]

if she truly likes you she won't gaf if u go back up to her

yes thanks yoy

 

[soalone]

i smoke weed everyday (dispos) in the morning i had smoked too much the period before i had to get up and leave jsut to walk and listen to music to stop tripping so bad and then this girl walks up to me and says "hey your cute how old are you" first off this has never happened before get sum iois but never this she was behind me and i like jump like she scared the shit out of me and just looked at her confused and then i said thank you and walked off

Dude stop with the marijuanna I see potential in you kid microdose shrooms for same effect

 

[brutalcow62]

Dude stop with the marijuanna I see potential in you kid microdose shrooms for same effect

have you ever seen my face

 

[VIGILIANT]

yeah she like actually looks good fw her but she said sum idk what to thinks abt it

What she say

 

[Absurdist]

i smoke weed everyday (dispos) in the morning i had smoked too much the period before i had to get up and leave jsut to walk and listen to music to stop tripping so bad and then this girl walks up to me and says "hey your cute how old are you" first off this has never happened before get sum iois but never this she was behind me and i like jump like she scared the shit out of me and just looked at her confused and then i said thank you and walked off

Happens lol.

One time I got cold approached and I did the conversation fine but never asked for socials.

So it basically rendered everything useless and was a waste of time.

I still wonder if i'll ever see that girl again.

 

[AtrophicPyra]

the hmtb didn't approach me i have a complicated situation with her

= im a white 6’5 chad

complicated situation? or js a personal cumslut?

 

[soalone]

have you ever seen my face

No lol I’m just messing around what are you htn