Fun places to go with a girl? NORMIES GTFIH!

[thecel]

Suggest

 

[Deleted member 21661]

love hotel

 

[stevielake]

City center

 

[thecel]

bump

 

[Dog]

wherever you like, READ: YOU like where youll be most comfortable being yourself

 

[virren]

The bed

 

[Dog]

stfu thecel hop on this cock @thecel

 

[thecel]

wherever you like, READ: YOU like where youll be most comfortable being yourself

You do understand that not everyone can easily come up with ideas like this? I’m a mental blank-cel. A.k.a. mind empty-cel.

 

[Splinter901]

A walk around in the park on a sunny day while eating pink cotton candy.

 

[Dog]

You do understand that not everyone can easily come up with ideas like this? I’m a mental blank-cel. A.k.a. mind empty-cel.

you're a youngcel

 

[Dog]

you're a youngcel

invite her on looksmax.org

 

[thecel]

A walk around in the park on a sunny day while eating pink cotton candy.

cope. I wanna meet her at nighttime so she gets tired and needs to sleep in a bed.

@Ellipsis Help!

 

[Deleted member 26197]

@thecel what is your avi suposed to be?

 

[Deleted member 25938]

love hotel

The "kids" in question:

 

[Deleted member 25938]

@thecel what is your avi suposed to be?

 

[Deleted member 25938]

cope. I wanna meet her at nighttime so she gets tired and needs to sleep in a bed.

@Ellipsis Help!

Nigga like I have any dating experience

When my ex and I dated, we went to a tiny cabin and performed music together, attended a musical, and took many walks.

But since that's kinda niche...

You could try what @Splinter901 said, but during the evening.

Or have dinner together.

Or go to the movies and leave halfway through.

Or go to an arcade at night.

 

[Deleted member 26197]

This creepy emoji in the gif even has a penis


Where tf would he find such a cursed image like this?

 

[thecel]

Nigga like I have any dating experience

When my ex and I dated

JFL at the immediate contradiction

 

[Deleted member 25938]

This creepy emoji in the gif even has a penis


Where tf would he find such a cursed image like this?

Well, as they say it, a picture is worth a thousand words. And @thecel sure knows his way around words.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

JFL at the immediate contradiction

It was at a summer camp tho, not "IRL." Plus she was obviously interested in me, so it was pretty easy mode.

 

[thecel]

she was obviously interested in me

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[Deleted member 25938]

seething-wojak-with-happy-mask.png

 

[Deleted member 25938]

City center

@thecel probably goes to college in an automobile-centric suburb so it's over in that regard.

 

[Deleted member 21661]

Nigga like I have any dating experience

When my ex and I dated, we went to a tiny cabin and performed music together, attended a musical, and took many walks.

But since that's kinda niche...

You could try what @Splinter901 said, but during the evening.

Or have dinner together.

Or go to the movies and leave halfway through.

Or go to an arcade at night.

Mogs me I never dated a girl
Had one that was close to a gf but I messed with her too much jfl she told me I made her cry multiple times a week she got mad and blocked me

 

[Deleted member 25938]

@apemaxxed my geography quiz got glazed over today ngl

 

[Deleted member 21661]

@apemaxxed my geography quiz got glazed over today ngl

I sometimes don't see it because I wake up late af, brutal

 

[thecel]

@thecel probably goes to college in an automobile-centric suburb so it's over in that regard.

What gives us (exclusive we) the highest chance of going PIV?

 

[Deleted member 21661]

What gives us (exclusive we) the highest chance of going PIV?

 

[thecel]

she told me I made her cry multiple times a week

Now you know not to go that far into dark triad territory. You’re not Meeks. You’re not Ramirez. Stop trying to be them.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Mogs me I never dated a girl
Had one that was close to a gf but I messed with her too much jfl she told me I made her cry multiple times a week she got mad and blocked me

Sounds like a dark triad trait.

Yup, you'd definitely be the feta cheese villain of the .org anime.

 

[thecel]

The woman’s back is sexy. Too bad it’s out of focus. Gay photographer used too big of an aperture cus he’s a faggit.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Looks bigger than my testes (in Roblox).

 

[Zeruel]

I don’t know what women are like.

I would just buy two McDonald’s burgers for me and my girl and we would just talk about life in the park while sitting on the swings.

But women don’t want that, they want to be raped by a pack of brutal dark triad niggers.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

I sometimes don't see it because I wake up late af, brutal

That's understandable bhai

 

[Deleted member 21661]

Now you know not to go that far into dark triad territory. You’re not Meeks. You’re not Ramirez. Stop trying to be them.

Honestly I was just messing around. I did want to fuck with her, but I wasn't really aware of how sensitive women are jfl. They cry over the most minor things. Although a lot of what I did was hilarious I fucked up my chance to ascend with a JB that fogged me.

Sounds like a dark triad trait.

Yup, you'd definitely be the feta cheese villain of the .org anime.

Xangsane is my gf that I make cry multiple times a week

 

[thecel]

That's understandable bhai

I trade stocks yet wake up after the market has closed. Brutal rotter lifestyle.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

No way this mf ascending … change ur name to thefakecel right now!!!

 

[thecel]

love hotel

I’m moneyminned bhai

 

[Deleted member 21661]

I trade stocks yet wake up after the market has closed. Brutal rotter lifestyle.

My life today:
Got up at like noon
Rotted for a bit
Jerked off
Ate lunch
Bought soda and junk food
Now chilling and eating junk/drinking soda while watching anime and browsing org

 

[Zeruel]

No way this mf ascending … change ur name to thefakecel right now!!!

If he doesn’t ascend because she’s a vain whore, then i will go ER on his behalf like the good boy cuckold i am.

 

[rand anon]

When my ex and I dated, we went to a tiny cabin and performed music together, attended a musical, and took many walks.

One day

 

[Deleted member 25938]

No way this mf ascending … change ur name to thefakecel right now!!!

The thing is, the name "thecel" can function as an umbrella term for all the -cels: incel, dickcel, taintcel, mentalcel... and fakecel. So really, he wouldn't have to change his name.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

My life today:
Got up at like noon
Rotted for a bit
Jerked off
Ate lunch
Bought soda and junk food
Now chilling and eating junk/drinking soda while watching anime and browsing org

I might grab a bag of pork rinds to nibble on.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

One day

May the higher being bless you out of inceldom.

 

[thecel]

bumperinooooo

 

[thecel]

it’s over

 

[rawdogprince]

idk wondering the same thing. I just go out to eat and fuck my gf. It gets boring as hell lol. Went to sixflags and just stood in lines for 2 minutes rides. Was kinda boring. Went to the beach and we just sat there for an hour and left. NGL IDK what people do for fun.

 

[Meteor21]

Your mom's house

 

[Nebula]

Bro are u ascending with a chick?

 

[Deleted member 24444]

bumperinooooo

Starbucks