Funniest most brutal hair system experience i had

[Deusmaximus]

Had no time for a haircut and wore a nice baseball cap to a bar.
My friend and i approached 2 girls, mine asked me after 5min of conversation "hey why are you wearing a cap??"
i answered wannabe funny "because i am a baseball player with a bad hairday".
She stressed me for straight 10minutes to take off my cap.
I felt that the vibe was going downhill and i just took it off for her.

Her response "oh thanks god your not one of those insecure baldies with a 24/7 hat on".


She really had no idea.

 

[Deleted member 1140]

shouldve told her to take off her top to make sure shes not one of these insecure saggy titties

 

[Deusmaximus]

shouldve told her to take off her top to make sure shes not one of these insecure saggy titties

That would not hit her even the slightest, because im sure she never has any problems getting laid within the shortest time possible.
She btw was a barely average chubby 3.5/10

 

[Deleted member 1140]

That would not hit her even the slightest, because im sure she never has any problems getting laid within the shortest time possible.
She btw was a barely average chubby 3.5/10

girls should have no reasons to have no confidence cuz they can get laid even as subhumans but like 90% of them got self esteem problems trust me

say smth about their looks and they will look up surgeries for hours and shit

 

[Yliaster]

That would not hit her even the slightest, because im sure she never has any problems getting laid within the shortest time possible.
She btw was a barely average chubby 3.5/10

you should have checked her imo,like next time maybe say something about her appearance

 

[7zyzz7]

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