Funniest suicide Method?

[Deleted member 28904]

Title. Funniest method I can think of is flying away with a bunch of baloons attached to yourself like in the movie UP and then you fly around for a bit and then you cut them off.

 

[Deleted member 29274]

eating a knife

 

[Deleted member 22124]

Eating yourself to death like Nikocado Avocado

 

[slayer69]

Running into a warzone/battlefield all naked and getting shot

 

[The Grinch]

Going on live TV on a children’s show, pretending to have a message you wanna tell everybody, all cameras point at you, then you take out your gun and shoot yourself in the head

 

[ph4ntom]

Going on live TV on a children’s show, pretending to have a message you wanna tell everybody, all cameras point at you, then you take out your gun and shoot yourself in the head

who hurt you bro

 

[OldRooster]

Mirin ambitious self extermination plan. But doomers are rarely ambitious or skilled enough to execute such a plan. They would almost certainly screw something up and fail to achieve lift off.

 

[St.TikTokcel]

Title. Funniest method I can think of is flying away with a bunch of baloons attached to yourself like in the movie UP and then you fly around for a bit and then you cut them off.

 

[Deleted member 25198]

Going er

Become an incel meme forever

 

[LowTrust]

Going on live TV on a children’s show, pretending to have a message you wanna tell everybody, all cameras point at you, then you take out your gun and shoot yourself in the head

this is best one tbh, only question is how would you get into the TV show to begin with

 

[The Grinch]

this is best one tbh, only question is how would you get into the TV show to begin with

Or a children’s birthday party where a lot of kids are invited, to traumatize all of them

 

[LowTrust]

Or a children’s birthday party where a lot of kids are invited, to traumatize all of them

what about being one of those guys who visits the kids with terminal cancer, make a wish then just going ER on them all

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Title. Funniest method I can think of is flying away with a bunch of baloons attached to yourself like in the movie UP and then you fly around for a bit and then you cut them off.

Good post

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Go to a trampoline park and start jumping so high that you hit your head against the ceiling, causing your neck to snap so hard that the bones cuts through the skin and you bleed to death. All while your weakened body get flailed around by the forces of the trampoline being jumped on.