Funniest thread in psl history

[Deleted member 137787]

Stretched my GF out for first time, now I'm screwed

Some of you may know I'm an ethnic with a Noodlewhore GF, she has had multiples more sexual partners than me, and has been honest with me that I am not as high value as her other guys, but she is into me for my personality, and I am pretty sure she has never cheated on me, except once with her...

looksmax.org

“Pretty sure she has never cheated on me, except once”

JFL

“I know cos she's had monster cocks in the past so I bought her a huge BBC dildo as a gift and used it for first time. I deliberately didn't get the African size one, instead got the American size one, cos at least it's not heaps longer than me ( I am just over 6' BPL on my best days or when I wake up, this was just under 8 inches), but it is a lot fatter.”

The funniest part was I think in the past, he posted a picture of the dildo originally but later had the mods delete it

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Bro tell me this ain't real

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Life sentence in cuck penitentiary

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Ofc this was posted by the resident punjabi Patek philippe collector

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Not as bad as the post where a user talked about his girlfriend confessing to him about why she likes bbc porn

Or my personal favorite, the user who said he wanted his gf to fuck a horse

 

[Deleted member 137787]

Not as bad as the post where a user talked about his girlfriend confessing to him about why she likes bbc porn

that was xangsane, lmfaoooo

Why do you think my GF likes watching BBC porn?

She confessed to me this evening that she enjoys watching: BBC porn, specifically a petite white blonde girl getting "aggressively fucked" by a darkskin black man, Porn of men who look like me masturbating solo, Porn of men who look like me having sex with women that look like her (she says...

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[Chinacurry]

Ofc this was posted by the resident punjabi Patek philippe collector

Pullin up bhai