
Lihito
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Prosječan muškarac u interakciji s prosječnom ženom: ok, ova cura očito nije neka manekenka - nije toliko lijepa, nema savršenu figuru, ima male sise koje tužno vise, ima nešto kilograma viška, blablabla... Ali ja shvaćam da sam i sam prosječan, pa mi to ne predstavlja neki problem jer na kraju krajeva, ona je ono što želim - žensko. Sviđa mi se njena duga kosa, vrckasti pogled koji izvire iz pomalo uplašenih očiju, nježni glas i osmijeh... Da, definitivno se mogu zamisliti u vezi s njom.
S druge strane...
Prosječna žena u interakciji s prosječnim muškarcem: hm, ovaj lik se čini dosta zanimljiv, definitivno nije glup i sviđaju mi se njegove fore, ali nažalost nema facu kao onaj xy lik s Instagrama na kojeg se vlažim, odnosno nije viši od mene 20 cm, odnosno nema 90 kila uz 10% tjelesne masti, blablabla... Mislim da ću ga odjebat jer moj apolon kojeg ja ovakva prosječna apsolutno zaslužujem, me zasigurno čeka iza ugla.
Translation :
The average man interacts with the average woman: ok, this girl is obviously not a model - she's not that pretty, she doesn't have a perfect figure, she has small tits that hang sadly, she has a few extra pounds, blablabla ... But I understand that I'm average, so it's not a problem for me because after all, she's what I want - a woman. I like her long hair, the wiggly look that emanates from her slightly frightened eyes, her gentle voice and smile ... Yes, I can definitely imagine myself with her.
On the other side...
The average woman interacts with the average man: um, this guy seems pretty interesting, he's definitely not stupid and I like his tricks, but unfortunately he doesn't have a face like that xy guy from Instagram that I get wet on, ie he's not 20 cm taller than me, that is, he doesn't have 90 kilos with 10% body fat, blablabla ... I think I'll ditch him off because my greek god which I absolutely deserve this average, is definitely waiting for me around the corner.
S druge strane...
Prosječna žena u interakciji s prosječnim muškarcem: hm, ovaj lik se čini dosta zanimljiv, definitivno nije glup i sviđaju mi se njegove fore, ali nažalost nema facu kao onaj xy lik s Instagrama na kojeg se vlažim, odnosno nije viši od mene 20 cm, odnosno nema 90 kila uz 10% tjelesne masti, blablabla... Mislim da ću ga odjebat jer moj apolon kojeg ja ovakva prosječna apsolutno zaslužujem, me zasigurno čeka iza ugla.
Translation :
The average man interacts with the average woman: ok, this girl is obviously not a model - she's not that pretty, she doesn't have a perfect figure, she has small tits that hang sadly, she has a few extra pounds, blablabla ... But I understand that I'm average, so it's not a problem for me because after all, she's what I want - a woman. I like her long hair, the wiggly look that emanates from her slightly frightened eyes, her gentle voice and smile ... Yes, I can definitely imagine myself with her.
On the other side...
The average woman interacts with the average man: um, this guy seems pretty interesting, he's definitely not stupid and I like his tricks, but unfortunately he doesn't have a face like that xy guy from Instagram that I get wet on, ie he's not 20 cm taller than me, that is, he doesn't have 90 kilos with 10% body fat, blablabla ... I think I'll ditch him off because my greek god which I absolutely deserve this average, is definitely waiting for me around the corner.