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The sort of apathetic Tyrone who would bully incels and still get Beckies.


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The Caliphate of Córdoba (Arabic: خلافة قرطبة; transliterated Khilāfat Qurṭuba), also known as the Cordoban Caliphate and officially known as the Second Umayyad Caliphate,[3] was an Islamic state ruled by the Umayyad dynasty from 929 to 1031. Its territory comprised Iberia and parts of North Africa, with its capital in Córdoba. It succeeded the Emirate of Córdoba upon the self-proclamation of Umayyad emir Abd ar-Rahman III as caliph in January 929.[4] The period was characterized by an expansion of trade and culture, and saw the construction of masterpieces of al-Andalus architecture.

The caliphate disintegrated in the early 11th century during the Fitna of al-Andalus, a civil war between the descendants of caliph Hisham II and the successors of his hajib (court official), Al-Mansur. In 1031, after years of infighting, the caliphate fractured into a number of independent Muslim taifa (kingdoms).[5]

History​

Umayyad Dynasty​

Rise​

Abd ar-Rahman I became emir of Córdoba in 756 after six years in exile after the Umayyads lost the position of caliph in Damascus to the Abbasids in 750.[6] Intent on regaining power, he defeated the area's existing Islamic rulers and united various local fiefdoms into an emirate.[7] Raids then increased the emirate's size; the first to go as far as Corsica occurred in 806.[8]

The emirate's rulers used the title "emir" or "sultan" until the 10th century. In the early 10th century, Abd ar-Rahman III faced a threatened invasion from North Africa by the Fatimid Caliphate, a rival Shiite Islamic empire based in Ifriqiya. Since the Fatimids also claimed the caliphate, in response Abd ar-Rahman III claimed the title of caliph himself.[4] Prior to Abd ar-Rahman's proclamation as the caliph, the Umayyads generally recognized the Abbasid caliph of Baghdad as being the rightful rulers of the Muslim community.[9] Even after repulsing the Fatimids, he kept the more prestigious title.[10] Although his position as caliph was not accepted outside of al-Andalus and its North African affiliates, internally the Spanish Umayyads considered themselves as closer to Muhammad, and thus more legitimate, than the Abbasids.


Prosperity​

The caliphate enjoyed increased prosperity during the 10th century. Abd ar-Rahman III united al-Andalus and brought the Christian kingdoms of the north under control by force and through diplomacy. Abd ar-Rahman III stopped the Fatimid advance into Morocco and al-Andalus in order to prevent a future invasion. The plan for a Fatimid invasion was thwarted when Abd ar-Rahman III secured Melilla in 927, Ceuta in 931, and Tangier in 951.[9] In 948, the Idrisid emir Abul-Aish Ahmad recognised the caliphate, although he refused to allow them to occupy Tangier. The Umayyads besieged Tangier in 949 and defeated Abul-Aish, forcing him to retreat. The Umayyads then occupied the rest of northern Morocco.[11]: 63  Although another Fatimid invasion of Morocco occurred in 958 under their general, Jawhar. Al-Hassan II had to recognise the Fatimids.[11]: 75  The Umayyads responded by invading Idrisid Morocco in 973 with their general, Ghalib. By 974, Al-Hassan II was taken to Cordoba, and the remaining Idrisids recognised Umayyad rule.[11]: 75  This period of prosperity was marked by increasing diplomatic relations with Berber tribes in North Africa, Christian kings from the north, and with France, Germany and Constantinople.[12] The caliphate became very profitable during the reign of Abd ar-Rahman III, by increasing the public revenue to 6,245,000 dinars from Abd ar-Rahman II. The profits made during this time were divided into three parts: the payment of the salaries and maintenance of the army, the preservation of public buildings, and the needs of the caliph.[9] The death of Abd ar-Rahman III led to the rise of his 46-year-old son, Al-Hakam II, in 961. Al-Hakam II continued his father's policy toward Christian kings and North African rebels. Al-Hakam's reliance on his advisers was greater than his father's because the previous prosperity under Abd ar-Rahman III allowed al-Hakam II to let the caliphate run by itself. This style of rulership suited al-Hakam II since he was more interested in his scholarly and intellectual pursuits than ruling the caliphate. The caliphate was at its intellectual and scholarly peak under al-Hakam II.[13][14]



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"Hello, Daddy...I have a new-"

"What? What is that creature? Why is he at our door?"

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"He's only a-"

"I catch people like him every day."

(Moves to the door)

"Get away from her"

(Man arrives)

"Hey Mister S. It's me, your kid's boyfriend"

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"Huh? Oh, I'm shocked! Wow...Hello son. How are you today?"

"Pretty good. You, sir?"

"Very nice day. Come on in. Oh, and Jane...tell that other guy to scram. I've got a pistol waiting in the living room cabinet. Hey John, do you like guns?"


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"I'll take care of this:"

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"Jane! I've told you so many times. Always tell me before leaving. Goodness!"

"Sorry Mom, I met a cute boy today and-"

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"What in the!?!? What is that creature standing next to you. The purest savage of the Apefrican Jungles!"

"Get that thing away from the house before I call your brother and-"

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"Ohh..We've got quite a Spook here. Listen buddy, I've got a little peacekeeper to handle you easily."

"Sir...I didn't mean any harm. I just like seeing-"

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"Hey guys, what's happening? You guys doing okay?"

"Oh my goodness! Such a gorgeous and respectful young man! What is your name son?"

"The name's...John. You?"

"I'm Jane's mother. Please come in."


(Brother) "You like video games, my man?"

"You bet!"

"Okay. Wait a few minutes while Ma prepares dinner. I need to chat with Jigga-Boy"

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