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Vermilioncore

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“Can I fuck your throat?”

“No”

“Lol why not? Let’s just do it. You only live once”

“It’s late, I have no gas. I have to pick up my niece from school tomorrow so I’m saving my gas”

“Who cares just do it, come on”

“I care. And I don’t even know you”

“How about I go there and you suck this dick?”

“I can’t have salt”

“Salt? What do you mean?”

“I have high blood pressure. Sweat and skin has salt in it”

“Maybe my dick is the cure for high blood pressure. You never know until you try”

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@isis_Bleach i wonder if your mom sees this :feelskek:
Send this to that bitch on discord
 
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Vermilioncore said:
“Can I fuck your throat?”

“No”

“Lol why not? Let’s just do it. You only live once”

“It’s late, I have no gas. I have to pick up my niece from school tomorrow so I’m saving my gas”

“Who cares just do it, come on”

“I care. And I don’t even know you”

“How about I go there and you suck this dick?”

“I can’t have salt”

“Salt? What do you mean?”

“I have high blood pressure. Sweat and skin has salt in it”

“Maybe my dick is the cure for high blood pressure. You never know until you try”

:feelskek:

@isis_Bleach i wonder if your mom sees this :feelskek:
Send this to that bitch on discord
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Is this ur discussion w ur girl😂bro I hate having to convince girls like this sometimes it works tho. Just wait and keep talking to them they’ll send u pics jfl
 
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isis_Bleach said:
Is this ur discussion w ur girl😂bro I hate having to convince girls like this sometimes it works tho. Just wait and keep talking to them they’ll send u pics jfl
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Still caging about that homeless nigga
 
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Ugh, doesn't sound non-fiction. Not even fiction. Something that popped up in your head and so you thought, "Good enough for me! I'm writing it down." No. No. Nooooo. What I write is non-fiction.
 
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BigJimsWornOutTires said:
Ugh, doesn't sound non-fiction. Not even fiction. Something that popped up in your head and so you thought, "Good enough for me! I'm writing it down." No. No. Nooooo. What I write is non-fiction.
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You are gross fuck
 
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BigJimsWornOutTires said:
Ugh, doesn't sound non-fiction. Not even fiction. Something that popped up in your head and so you thought, "Good enough for me! I'm writing it down." No. No. Nooooo. What I write is non-fiction.
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Hold your fucking horses, buckeroo banzai! The shit I write is non-fiction. AutoBiographical? Sometimes. Biographical? Most times. True sexual stories? Check! Suck this dick? Nope, maybe a faggot will take you up on the offer!
 
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isis_Bleach said:
Is this ur discussion w ur girl😂bro I hate having to convince girls like this sometimes it works tho. Just wait and keep talking to them they’ll send u pics jfl
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You punk better go to nursery because your fucking ill
 
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Vermilioncore said:
Hold your fucking horses, buckeroo banzai! The shit I write is non-fiction. AutoBiographical? Sometimes. Biographical? Most times. True sexual stories? Check! Suck this dick? Nope, maybe a faggot will take you up on the offer!
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You are a faggot and belong to gay porn magazines, shittest fuck on the street
 
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Thompsonz said:
Enlighten me?
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Nigga went to a homeless nigger to ask him to get him alcohol. Nigga thkgjnt he was a FED. Nigga Isis followed the homeless nigger to his homeless nigger camp. Nigger started talking about dads or some shit and Isis thought he meant his dad, like wtf you knew my dad?:hnghn:
 
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Nigga went to a homeless nigger to ask him to get him alcohol. Nigga thkgjnt he was a FED. Nigga Isis followed the homeless nigger to his homeless nigger camp. Nigger started talking about dads or some shit and Isis thought he meant his dad, like wtf you knew my dad?:hnghn:
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I cant understand you, lifeless rotter ugly fuck. Read a book or two, pathetic scum
 
Thompsonz said:
I cant understand you, lifeless rotter ugly fuck. Read a book or two, pathetic scum
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Shut up illiterate faggot. Nigga need to be sent back to preschool to learn how to read and write. No wonder I whoop your ass on checkers you cuck
 
Vermilioncore said:
Shut up illiterate faggot. Nigga need to be sent back to preschool to learn how to read and write. No wonder I whoop your ass on checkers you cuck
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I'm Oscar the grouchy fuck I'm one of a ugly fuck , I look terrible and I smell like shit
 
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Thompsonz said:
I'm Oscar the grouchy fuck I'm one of a ugly fuck , I look terrible and I smell like shit
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Shit didn’t realize you weren’t Elmo the giggling beta cuck anymore. No wonder. Fuck you
 
Vermilioncore said:
Shit didn’t realize you weren’t Elmo the giggling beta cuck anymore. No wonder. Fuck you
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Yes yes thank you fuck me I'm garbage shit living in a trash can
 
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Vermilioncore said:
Hold your fucking horses, buckeroo banzai! The shit I write is non-fiction. AutoBiographical? Sometimes. Biographical? Most times. True sexual stories? Check! Suck this dick? Nope, maybe a faggot will take you up on the offer!
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Kafkaesque prose. Mirin ngl
 
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Thompsonz said:
You are gross fuck
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How the fuck is the following gross?

Ugh, doesn't sound non-fiction. Not even fiction. Something that popped up in your head and so you thought, "Good enough for me! I'm writing it down." No. No. Nooooo. What I write is non-fiction.

I could make that gross but choose not to, considering, you're under 16 and shouldn't be allowed online with your disturbed twisted woke mind.
 
BigJimsWornOutTires said:
How the fuck is the following gross?

Ugh, doesn't sound non-fiction. Not even fiction. Something that popped up in your head and so you thought, "Good enough for me! I'm writing it down." No. No. Nooooo. What I write is non-fiction.

I could make that gross but choose not to, considering, you're under 16 and shouldn't be allowed online with your disturbed twisted woke mind.
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I just wrote gross fuck I didn't read what you said lol
I'm above 16
 
Vermilioncore said:
Hold your fucking horses, buckeroo banzai! The shit I write is non-fiction. AutoBiographical? Sometimes. Biographical? Most times. True sexual stories? Check! Suck this dick? Nope, maybe a faggot will take you up on the offer!
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Ugh. You suck as much as the other one.
 
 
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isis_Bleach said:
Homeless njggas r funny bro😹but Elab on this convo
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Oh shit nigga barely realizes your talking about the convo in the OP :feelskek: thought you talking about the homeless nigga convo :lul::lul::lul:
 
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