Funny shitting stories

[Deleted member 3177]

Eschatological anecdotes and funny moments. I'll begin: once at school while running in the playground I shat myself and the poop slid down through my legs to the floor. There was a huge investigation ran by the kids and I pretended to help so as to erase suspicions. I also tried to erase the smell of poop with some soap from the bathroom.

I also did the same thing while practicing a sport, it's like I left a trail of little shit bits, and the next day they were cleaned up.

Most of the times I did this, it's because I kept it in far too long and was too lazy to go shit in the bathroom. I assume most Ganges people share this sentiment

 

[Deleted member 9699]

I shat my pants in school in the 3rd grade. I literally sat in my seat, refusing to go to the bathroom because niggas would shit everywhere except in the fucking toilet.

I had a math lesson then a break period. I stayed in class and I shitted myself for like a good 15 minutes until someone walked in and said "Go to the bathroom you ape" and then I was like "What? That's not me" (JFL AT MY RETARDED ASS TRYING TO CLEAR MYSELF FROM EMBARASSMENT)

Anyway the teacher came in and called my parents and they came and picked me up

It was a truly devastating experience ngl, I think my social awkwardness came from being in that position so early in life that I actually felt very bad

For two years I was literally made fun of in school and always remembered as the guy who shit himself in class. Luckily, my parents moved me outta my school as we moved houses at that point so I was glad that I was going to a new school where I was going to be free for once. There I NTmaxxed hard and became a popular kid actually (also ngl I was a mini prettyboy chad before puberty)

THEN MIDDLESCHOOL COMES AND NIGGAS FROM MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL ARE THERE AND THEY ALL EXPOSE ME AGAIN FUCAKGASHDGF. I JUST PLAYED IT OFF AND BY LIKE 8TH GRADE EVERYONE'S FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT.

this is a huge schoolpill ngl, if you do something embarassing you'll have to bear that weight for so many years until niggas eventually stop giving a fuck about you. the easiest comeback if you try to roast someone will be "haha u shidded yourself" which is exactly what happened.

ngl brutal 3rd grade

 

[Deleted member 4430]

have you poo in the shoe

 

[Deleted member 3177]

have you poo in the shoe

No but I've definitely pooped inside pants and sometimes on the floor.

 

[Deleted member 3177]

I definitely had some problems for a while regarding pooping, when I was a kid. I used to shit every single pant I had. And then I would put it back on. Or put it in the closet, where it would gather a pungent smell reminiscent of putrid paint. I then had to wash them all with soap and got a lot of tiny poop bits in my hands. All this happened when I was 7-8 years old

 

[Deleted member 3177]

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