funny slay story

[cube]

At the club the other day, see a girl alone ordering something, come up and talk to her, she's blonde HTB from madrid, seems a little drunk, we make small talk for like 2 minutes, randomly she starts staring at me almost squinting, pulls out her phone, then takes a picture of me with flash on, looks at the picture for a second, smiles, looks at me, and then goes to kiss me. Jesus just typing this out this shit sounds like a larp but its 100% real lmao. Foids are adopting new strategies to counter lowlightingmaxxers boyos JFL.

(no didn't sleep with her her friend cucked me when I was trying to leave with her)

 

[Nakolas]

Tales

 

[zub111]

Tales

i believe him

 

[OldRooster]

You still owe everybody one funny slay story.

 

[cube]

You still owe everybody one funny slay story.

one time i was gonna sleep with a mid amerifoid and she said she was in a "situationship" (to this day no clue wtf this word means but im not american), at this point we're on her bed and im trying to lower her pants but she says it feels wrong, so he calls this nigga to break up with him (its 3am and im drunk af trying holding my laughter, but i think he heard me chuckling, she put the nigga on SPEAKER) he's saying shit like "who is this guy im gonna beat his shit in", eventually he hung up and we sex, hope it was funny 4 u