funny story my mom just told me

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my mom wanted to have a kid
my grandmother was like nah, u dont need a kid yet etc... what if it becomes a loser etc
and then my mom told her: i want it now. maybe the kid will be 100 times smarter than we are...


and the rest is history. i was born.
 
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apple doesnt fall far from the tree 🥀
 
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I read a story of Von Neumann once

How whenever his mother would look off into the distance, the young boy would ask “What are you calculating?”

I imagine that is how your mother felt raising the future smartest man

but von neumann never understood money, singularity, wikipedia, and chatGPT
 
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bro gets 1.039 reps per post :feelskek:
 
my mom wanted to have a kid
my grandmother was like nah, u dont need a kid yet etc... what if it becomes a loser etc
and then my mom told her: i want it now. maybe the kid will be 100 times smarter than we are...


and the rest is history. i was born.
and he wasnt what your mom expected and later she did confirm that your grandmother wass corrrect



and am just joking nigga dont take it srs your here in this wrld for a reason
 
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i thought she asked you when are you going to have a kid
 
my mom wanted to have a kid
my grandmother was like nah, u dont need a kid yet etc... what if it becomes a loser etc
and then my mom told her: i want it now. maybe the kid will be 100 times smarter than we are...


and the rest is history. i was born.
How high is ur iq.If u ever tested
 
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How high is ur iq.If u ever tested
well, it depends on the benchmark

i think its problematic that iq-tests differ significantly, and on one i score 350 on the other just 278.

but my iq is really immeasurable, it exceeds, supersedes and transcends everything, is beyond good and evil, beyond twilight zone
 
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well, it depends on the benchmark

i think its problematic that iq-tests differ significantly, and on one i score 350 on the other just 278.

but my iq is really immeasurable, it exceeds, supersedes and transcends everything, is beyond good and evil, beyond twilight zone
wtf .That's high af
 
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