Game plan to get my onities (INSANE) [GTFIH] {NEED ADVICE}

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I think most people at this point know my onities rejected me TWICE. First it was "Maybe, We'll see" then it was "Going to (Name of city).

So basically my plan is to get her jealous by sleeping with this giga crazy art whore.


She seems interested and has tried to start convos which i've denied untill today when she said she was watching FUCKING WINX Club.

She started a convo around that and wrote essays so the plan is to bag her and make sure my onities knows about it. Problem is though she's a lot more innocent than my onities and her VSCO is just like cupcakes and icecream (JFL).

Thoughts on this plan?

Tagging my fellow slayers.
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[Deleted member 11406]

Arvid

 

[Deleted member 11406]

If she's doesn't want you now... you know the rest.
Go for another girl

 

[Deleted member 1476]

FUCK i need an art whore

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Risk everything.

 

[Deleted]

If she's doesn't want you now... you know the rest.
Go for another girl

She's literarly sent bra and shower pics while being a shy introvert theres no way she isnt atleast slightly interested.

 

[Deleted member 9819]

then just get the art hoe to be your gf jfl

 

[Deleted member 11406]

She's literarly sent bra and shower pics while being a shy introvert theres no way she isnt atleast slightly interested.

And you're gonna humiliate yourself just by a little?

 

[justadude]

Yes sir arvid, you must execute this operation and report back

 

[Deleted]

Risk everything.

yes the plan is to get rid of her so i have a chance with my onities later

 

[Looks234]

Mirin

 

[ProAcktiv]

i got everything i want in my life except a....

 

[Deleted]

Your mission, if you choose to accept it: Brutally destroy the pussy of the art whore. Make sure your onities know about this affair, then get rid of the decoy and bag the onities.

As i've ever not accepted a mission?

 

[MansNotHot]

Be assertive and dominant stop asking forum cucks for help about something they never experienced... Ffs man just do whatever you want, personality doesn't even matter to girls

 

[Deleted member 4209]

br0...

 

[Deleted]

Be assertive and dominant stop asking forum cucks for help about something they never experienced... Ffs man just do whatever you want, personality doesn't even matter to girls

 

[Deleted member 2205]

That art hoe is cute as fuck ngl

 

[Deleted]

That art hoe is cute as fuck ngl

She's very innocent and i think shes like freaky and shit but i dont want to sit and watch fucking winx with her jfl.

 

[MansNotHot]

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Seek treatment for your mentall illness and fuck your psychologist

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

I would kill for an art whore like that good luck keep us updated

 

[Looks234]

She's very innocent and i think shes like freaky and shit but i dont want to sit and watch fucking winx with her jfl.

Browse .me with her

 

[Deleted]

I would kill for an art whore like that good luck keep us updated

I want to use her to get to my real target.

 

[MansNotHot]

My sister also started watching winx, females have no brain and think like mindless sheeps.
I wish i could hatefuck all of them

 

[Deleted]

My sister also started watching winx, females have no brain and think like mindless sheeps.
I wish i could hatefuck all of them

I've literarly watched riverdale

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

I want to use her to get to my real target.

Dedsrs not even joking, tell this art whore that you like Hieronymus Bosch, that should help you bag her. Then you can move on to trying to get your oneitis

 

[Deleted member 7465]

Slayer

 

[Deleted member 5818]

she is a silent whore, girls like that are the biggesy whores even if they dont seem it

also fuck you arvid dont ascend I want to see you fail to make myself feel better

 

[mogstar]

No one believes your larps, you obviously slay and u can obviously get ur oneitis

 

[Deleted]

she is a silent whore, girls like that are the biggesy whores even if they dont seem it

also fuck you arvid dont ascend I want to see you fail to make myself feel better

I still need my onities as i think she atleast used to be in to me and now that i've heard her voice shes much more attractive to me.

 

[Deleted member 2748]

jfl imagine having oneitis, couldn't be me

 

[Deleted]

No one believes your larps, you obviously slay and u can obviously get ur oneitis

I probably could have gotten laid even in 9th grade by a girl i rejected even in my subhuman days.

But no my onities did actually write that and i am literarly a kissless handholdless virgin but its mostly my own fault tbh.

 

[Deleted member 7580]

You’d get over your oneitis once you sleep with another girl

 

[PYT]

That little arvid pic is you in 9th grade?

Also pic of the arthoe?


And yeah art hoes are the biggest sluts years of repressed sexuality or whatever, invite her home too and she'll also knows what's up.

If she refuses kidnap her and waterboard her with wine until she gets drunk. Do what you gotta do then pose with her unconscious body and snap it to everyone

 

[Deleted member 10524]

every day I see you’re still here I lose hope in your future

 

[mogstar]

I probably could have gotten laid even in 9th grade by a girl i rejected even in my subhuman days.
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But no my onities did actually write that and i am literarly a kissless handholdless virgin but its mostly my own fault tbh.
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Nice larp Arvid

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Nice larp Arvid

Your Avi makes me so happy

 

[mogstar]

Your Avi makes me so happy

Yours too tbh, loved the one u had with Eva and now this, absolutely gorgeous ngl

 

[AutismMaxing]

You don't even have to bag this girl just go out for dinner and take a picture with her then post it where you oneitus can see.

Also your oneitus sounds like a bitch if she flaked on you three times, a relationship with her would be horrible. But GL

 

[owlofathena]

Be assertive and dominant stop asking forum cucks for help about something they never experienced... Ffs man just do whatever you want, personality doesn't even matter to girls

you just contradicted yourself

 

[MansNotHot]

you just contradicted yourself

I'm half asleep l

 

[RecessedCel5]

she doesn't care and won't , even after you fuck this hoe

 

[Deleted member 1553]

Can't comment on how well this works and never will be able to. Good luck though

 

[Deleted]

Nice larp Arvid

Larp as in i'm not khhv or larp as in there was no girl interested in me back then?

 

[mogstar]

Larp as in i'm not khhv or larp as in there was no girl interested in me back then?

NOT A SINGLE SOUL HERE BELIEVES U ARE KHHV

 

[Deleted]

NOT A SINGLE SOUL HERE BELIEVES U ARE KHHV

idk hopefully i can larp as non virgin to this art whore bcuz i doubt she is one. At my age it might be failo tbh.

 

[.👽.]

Chads doesnt have onetis. Get rid of this shit bruh

 

[Deleted]

That little arvid pic is you in 9th grade?

Also pic of the arthoe?


And yeah art hoes are the biggest sluts years of repressed sexuality or whatever, invite her home too and she'll also knows what's up.

If she refuses kidnap her and waterboard her with wine until she gets drunk. Do what you gotta do then pose with her unconscious body and snap it to everyone

You still want to see her?

 

[potentialhabit1]

the plan is flawless, especially if art whore mogs her

 

[Deleted]

the plan is flawless, especially if art whore mogs her

The art whore is pretty gl def enough to make my onities feel envious/inferior but she's really weird man.

 

[Deleted member 6475]

I swear i watched this show when i was a kid sometime
Idk why