[Garbage] 2 inches seperate me from ascending

[extreme-overthinker]

when i get an erection and i swing my head downwards to try and give myself a blowjob there's literally 2 inches between my mouth and the tip, 5 more cm and my cock would have been inside my mouth and I would leave these sites for eternity.
It's over for long neck-cels.

 

[Deleted member 209]

just b your gf bro

 

[11gaijin]

cope its ogre fr u

 

[averageblokecel]

wtf, so alcohol is haram but this shit isn't?

 

[extreme-overthinker]

just b your gf bro

Just fuck yourself theory

 

[Deleted member 209]

Just fuck yourself theory

only true alphas do this

 

[extreme-overthinker]

only true alphas do this

If you manage to:
- Get your dick up your own ass
- Get your dick inside your mouth
- Get your dick in your ear

Then women serve no more purpose and can effectively be discarded

 

[Future Arablite]

when i get an erection and i swing my head downwards to try and give myself a blowjob there's literally 2 inches between my mouth and the tip, 5 more cm and my cock would have been inside my mouth and I would leave these sites for eternity.
It's over for long neck-cels.

Bedak tmos zibbak ?

 

[extreme-overthinker]

Bedak tmos zibbak ?

tbh

 

[Future Arablite]

If you manage to:
- Get your dick up your own ass
- Get your dick inside your mouth
- Get your dick in your ear

Then women serve no more purpose and can effectively be discarded

What about nose ? That's the ultimate alpha place to insert your willy inside

 

[extreme-overthinker]

What about nose ? That's the ultimate alpha place to insert your willy inside

High IQ but only possible for niggers

 

[Future Arablite]

High IQ but only possible for niggers

Can you insert kabobs inside ur nose ?

 

[Deleted member 209]

If you manage to:
- Get your dick up your own ass
- Get your dick inside your mouth
- Get your dick in your ear

Then women serve no more purpose and can effectively be discarded

be self sexual to win

 

[Tony]

just cum in ur mouth theory

 

[Swagwaffle]

Lmfao epic post
Dude I think u can have surgery to remove ur lower ribs and be able to achieve this