[Garbage] 2 inches seperate me from ascending

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when i get an erection and i swing my head downwards to try and give myself a blowjob there's literally 2 inches between my mouth and the tip, 5 more cm and my cock would have been inside my mouth and I would leave these sites for eternity.
It's over for long neck-cels.
 
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just b your gf bro
 
cope its ogre fr u
 
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wtf, so alcohol is haram but this shit isn't?
 
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only true alphas do this
If you manage to:
- Get your dick up your own ass
- Get your dick inside your mouth
- Get your dick in your ear

Then women serve no more purpose and can effectively be discarded
 
when i get an erection and i swing my head downwards to try and give myself a blowjob there's literally 2 inches between my mouth and the tip, 5 more cm and my cock would have been inside my mouth and I would leave these sites for eternity.
It's over for long neck-cels.

Bedak tmos zibbak ?
 
If you manage to:
- Get your dick up your own ass
- Get your dick inside your mouth
- Get your dick in your ear

Then women serve no more purpose and can effectively be discarded

What about nose ? That's the ultimate alpha place to insert your willy inside
 
If you manage to:
- Get your dick up your own ass
- Get your dick inside your mouth
- Get your dick in your ear

Then women serve no more purpose and can effectively be discarded

be self sexual to win
 
just cum in ur mouth theory
 
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Lmfao epic post
Dude I think u can have surgery to remove ur lower ribs and be able to achieve this
 

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