Garfield Cigarettes

[LilJojo]

Hello everyone, I have thought about creating Garfield Cigarettes. It would revolutionise the tobacco industry and the big players would be interested in this brand. There has been a slow stagnant growth in this industry caused by a decline in creativity. This is where Garfield Cigarettes come in play. You pull one of these bad boys out and all the females are impressed, What type of ciggy is that? They say. A Garfield. They think it’s from a James Bond character. They get wet thinking you’re a foreign actor spying on politically important targets.

I expect a full buy out of the equity within 4 months that it is released. Whoever is interested needs to provide business lunch at SOHO for free. Preparing the excel sheets as we’re talking.

our mascot will be the Lasagna eating dude

 

[vermillioncorefan]

why wouldn´t they just buy marlboro or whatever brand theyve been smoking

 

[Ape101]

why wouldn´t they just buy marlboro or whatever brand theyve been smoking

Are you slow nigga? They don’t have Garfield

 

[vermillioncorefan]

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Are you slow nigga? They don’t have Garfield

ut why do they want garfield wym?

 

[LilJojo]

Are you slow nigga? They don’t have Garfield

I don’t get why people like Marlboro. Might push out a study called why Marlboro Cigarettes are better for you and I’ll do a research grant to some Indian scientists to say what I want like Pfizer does with cholesterol