Gayest life experiences (megathread)

[pope]

yeah i have never seen a chad be a child molester tbh i think anything above htn can get away with touching kids cause of their trustworthy and good looks

this nigga is gonna be fingering little boys assholes and shit. yeah everyone lets him get away with it cause he is gl. anything you do as an ugly fuck will be seen as creepy

 

[Jager]

i remember in 4rth grade i was sitting next to a boy in my class and he offered to jerk my shit while the teacher was teaching we were sitting at the front bench too anyways that nigger reached into my pocket and starts grabbing my shit then the teacher a female muslim teacher checks up on us and starts saying "haiii allah allah astarfirullah" i told the teacher i didnt know what was happening and only that nigga ended up getting in trouble lol

 

[sexsexsexincel]

The best thread, and the funniest thing here, is that this thread was created by a person with the nickname pope

 

[pope]

i remember in 4rth grade i was sitting next to a boy in my class and he offered to jerk my shit while the teacher was teaching we were sitting at the front bench too anyways that nigger reached into my pocket and starts grabbing my shit then the teacher a female muslim teacher checks up on us and starts saying "haiii allah allah astarfirullah" i told the teacher i didnt know what was happening and only that nigga ended up getting in trouble lol

did that nigga get hanged ?

 

[pope]

The best thread, and the funniest thing here, is that this thread was created by a person with the nickname pope

im weeding out the sinners

 

[Jager]

did that nigga get hanged ?

suspended for a week and his parents were told about the situation basically they told them "he was touching his fellow classmates in bad ways"

 

[sexsexsexincel]

im weeding out the sinners

Everybody looks good sucking a dick

 

[sexsexsexincel]

I remeber in grade 4 being tricked by my mexican friend into dry humping his ass. I didnt understand cause no one had told me about sex and shit. He also ran after me dry hump me but i was high T bull so i ran


share ur gay experiences

When I was 14, I had acne. And my best friend said that sperm moisturizes the skin very well, very thinly. I still don't understand what he was hinting at, but he was not gay.


he got offended at me later

 

[sexsexsexincel]

When I was 14, I had acne. And my best friend said that sperm moisturizes the skin very well, very thinly. I still don't understand what he was hinting at, but he was not gay.


he got offended at me later

he was talking about it very seriously, did he really expect me to say, fuck, I don't have enough sperm, let me borrow some of yours

 

[pope]

he was talking about it very seriously, did he really expect me to say, fuck, I don't have enough sperm, let me borrow some of yours

seems like your friend was watching a little too much porn . I remember thinking that i was slick too when i was trying to show a foid porn when i was 13 to get horny so she could suck my dick

 

[sexsexsexincel]

seems like your friend was watching a little too much porn . I remember thinking that i was slick too when i was trying to show a foid porn when i was 13 to get horny so she could suck my dick

btw same.

 

[pope]

btw same.

i got cucked by safe search . it wouldnt bring up the porn

 

[pope]

bump

 

[Arbuscular]

Nah we act like that shit didnt happend but he turned out alr like he is somewhere around hmtn and hella tall so he fucks hella girls and shit but a few years back i saw him jokingly wiggle a childs dick that child was a relative's that came to their house for a wedding ceremony i kinda thought about reporting it but i thought bro did it jokingly the kid was around 2 years old couldn't talk and laughed at that shit

hes a diddyblud