Gen Alpha

[RODEBLUR]

I wish i were gen alpha tbh

get me out of this fuckass 2004 gen z bullshit

i wanna have an ipad that i take wherever i go, filter out the outside world, ignore all normies and just focus on paw patrol and cocomelon

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Imagine being a kid sucking on big mommy milkers.

Life ends at 5yo

 

[RODEBLUR]

Imagine being a kid sucking on big mommy milkers.

Life ends at 5yo

you just had to make it weird nigga

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

you just had to make it weird nigga

It’s true tho, cocomelon and breast milk, peak life

 

[RODEBLUR]

It’s true tho, cocomelon and breast milk, peak life

i don't want breasts or breast milk

i don't want to have parents or a mother

i just wanna chill

parents are part of the normies that need to be filtered out

i want to bite any normie that comes near me without anyone giving a shit like they do for young kids

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

Tbh the 3 yr olds of today are likely going to be much higher IQ than all of us in the future

 

[Node]

Imagine being a kid sucking on big mommy milkers.

Life ends at 5yo

Life ends at 10

 

[Toggle9877]

These little fucker gonna be 6'2 too

 

[RODEBLUR]

Tbh the 3 yr olds of today are likely going to be much higher IQ than all of us in the future

Tbh

Either that or much lower IQ

No in between

There will be a big difference

 

[RODEBLUR]

Life ends at 10

Tbh

 

[RODEBLUR]

Life ends at 10

Not even wrong ngl

 

[RODEBLUR]

These little fucker gonna be 6'2 too

Bare minimum

I'm Dutch but i'm fucking 5'9'' because my bum ass dad had to be 80 and born before all the heightmaxxing

Ugh

 

[Dirlewanger333]

Imagine being a kid sucking on big mommy milkers.

Life ends at 5yo

Your family doesn't allow you to. You still could

 

[RODEBLUR]

Your family doesn't allow you to. You still could

you can always ask

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Your family doesn't allow you to. You still could

Disgustin

 

[RODEBLUR]

Disgustin

Why

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Why

Not attracted to my mom wtf, it’s an hypothetical where we get back to 3yo with another family

 

[RODEBLUR]

Not attracted to my mom wtf, it’s an hypothetical where we get back to 3yo with another family

Stop being a pussy and suck on those titties if that's what you want

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Stop being a pussy and suck on those titties if that's what you want

you just had to make it weird nigga

 

[RODEBLUR]

.

You said it first nigga

 

[2414763h]

Damn I was born in 07 is that Alpha or end of gen Z?

 

[RODEBLUR]

Damn I was born in 07 is that Alpha or end of gen Z?

Gen alpha starts in 2012 or 2013 something like that I think

 

[2414763h]

Gen alpha starts in 2012 or 2013 something like that I think

So definitely my younger brother born in 017 man

 

[RODEBLUR]

So definitely my younger brother born in 017 man

Yeah

 

[2414763h]

Yeah

Every single Gen alpha

 

[RODEBLUR]

Every single Gen alpha

Gen Alpha is peak i wish I could be them