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Early this morning I was walking with my friend and there was a kid in front of us. I’ll just say his name is “Joe”. Obviously his name isn’t actually Joe but yk what I mean. Joe is in our grade (12th). Back in 7th grade there was an incident where he (and this is not a lie somehow) was on the bus and was spraying pee from a bottle onto kids, and then a kid that he sprayed started hitting him which is completely reasonable. Joe then proceeded to take a knife from his bag and slice the kids face. I genuinely can’t believe this actually happened but it did. So that was the backstory of Joe. Also, he is not the best looking. He smells, looks oily and greasy, someone who would look like a discord mod. He also seems to be lacking friends and typical things. Not trying to disrespect him but that’s just how he is and presents himself. Anyways, the reason I mentioned Joe is because when he was in front of me and my friend, I heard a girl behind my say “oh it’s Joe!”. Then I heard a guy voice say “who’s that”. She said “my cousin”. Then she passed my friend and I as we moved slightly to the right so now Joe and this girl are to my left. She just so happened to be the girl who was sitting in front of me for the 30 minutes of waiting in the gym before school starts. All imma say is she is verrryyyyyyy attractive. She’s pretty and has no weird stuff but some pretty big bazoongas. I’ve been (also no weird stuff” kinda watching this girl whenever I see her in the halls and sometimes I look on her tiktok or insta. Anyways, all this to say, even though they aren’t siblings, they’re still cousins and related. It’s probably not that crazy but to much I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that all day. Like how in the world is a 1/10 guy cousins with a 9/10 girl. Crazy man
 
lmk if you read this cuz id like to know what kind of a retarded point he was trying to make
 
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Early this morning I was walking with my friend and there was a kid in front of us. I’ll just say his name is “Joe”. Obviously his name isn’t actually Joe but yk what I mean. Joe is in our grade (12th). Back in 7th grade there was an incident where he (and this is not a lie somehow) was on the bus and was spraying pee from a bottle onto kids, and then a kid that he sprayed started hitting him which is completely reasonable. Joe then proceeded to take a knife from his bag and slice the kids face. I genuinely can’t believe this actually happened but it did. So that was the backstory of Joe. Also, he is not the best looking. He smells, looks oily and greasy, someone who would look like a discord mod. He also seems to be lacking friends and typical things. Not trying to disrespect him but that’s just how he is and presents himself. Anyways, the reason I mentioned Joe is because when he was in front of me and my friend, I heard a girl behind my say “oh it’s Joe!”. Then I heard a guy voice say “who’s that”. She said “my cousin”. Then she passed my friend and I as we moved slightly to the right so now Joe and this girl are to my left. She just so happened to be the girl who was sitting in front of me for the 30 minutes of waiting in the gym before school starts. All imma say is she is verrryyyyyyy attractive. She’s pretty and has no weird stuff but some pretty big bazoongas. I’ve been (also no weird stuff” kinda watching this girl whenever I see her in the halls and sometimes I look on her tiktok or insta. Anyways, all this to say, even though they aren’t siblings, they’re still cousins and related. It’s probably not that crazy but to much I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that all day. Like how in the world is a 1/10 guy cousins with a 9/10 girl. Crazy man
its just development and nutrition
 
Early this morning I was walking with my friend and there was a kid in front of us. I’ll just say his name is “Joe”. Obviously his name isn’t actually Joe but yk what I mean. Joe is in our grade (12th). Back in 7th grade there was an incident where he (and this is not a lie somehow) was on the bus and was spraying pee from a bottle onto kids, and then a kid that he sprayed started hitting him which is completely reasonable. Joe then proceeded to take a knife from his bag and slice the kids face. I genuinely can’t believe this actually happened but it did. So that was the backstory of Joe. Also, he is not the best looking. He smells, looks oily and greasy, someone who would look like a discord mod. He also seems to be lacking friends and typical things. Not trying to disrespect him but that’s just how he is and presents himself. Anyways, the reason I mentioned Joe is because when he was in front of me and my friend, I heard a girl behind my say “oh it’s Joe!”. Then I heard a guy voice say “who’s that”. She said “my cousin”. Then she passed my friend and I as we moved slightly to the right so now Joe and this girl are to my left. She just so happened to be the girl who was sitting in front of me for the 30 minutes of waiting in the gym before school starts. All imma say is she is verrryyyyyyy attractive. She’s pretty and has no weird stuff but some pretty big bazoongas. I’ve been (also no weird stuff” kinda watching this girl whenever I see her in the halls and sometimes I look on her tiktok or insta. Anyways, all this to say, even though they aren’t siblings, they’re still cousins and related. It’s probably not that crazy but to much I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that all day. Like how in the world is a 1/10 guy cousins with a 9/10 girl. Crazy man
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Early this morning I was walking with my friend and there was a kid in front of us. I’ll just say his name is “Joe”. Obviously his name isn’t actually Joe but yk what I mean. Joe is in our grade (12th). Back in 7th grade there was an incident where he (and this is not a lie somehow) was on the bus and was spraying pee from a bottle onto kids, and then a kid that he sprayed started hitting him which is completely reasonable. Joe then proceeded to take a knife from his bag and slice the kids face. I genuinely can’t believe this actually happened but it did. So that was the backstory of Joe. Also, he is not the best looking. He smells, looks oily and greasy, someone who would look like a discord mod. He also seems to be lacking friends and typical things. Not trying to disrespect him but that’s just how he is and presents himself. Anyways, the reason I mentioned Joe is because when he was in front of me and my friend, I heard a girl behind my say “oh it’s Joe!”. Then I heard a guy voice say “who’s that”. She said “my cousin”. Then she passed my friend and I as we moved slightly to the right so now Joe and this girl are to my left. She just so happened to be the girl who was sitting in front of me for the 30 minutes of waiting in the gym before school starts. All imma say is she is verrryyyyyyy attractive. She’s pretty and has no weird stuff but some pretty big bazoongas. I’ve been (also no weird stuff” kinda watching this girl whenever I see her in the halls and sometimes I look on her tiktok or insta. Anyways, all this to say, even though they aren’t siblings, they’re still cousins and related. It’s probably not that crazy but to much I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that all day. Like how in the world is a 1/10 guy cousins with a 9/10 girl. Crazy man
I did read crazy story
 

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