Generation Alpha will be shorter than the Zoomers

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Boys are having earlier and earlier puberties, I predict this will accelerate as the (((psychiatrists))) diagnose every iPad baby with ADHD and feed them Adderall pills.

Earlier puberties are correlated with shorter stature.
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Depends. Sitting at home and getting little sun exposure is correlated with taller height. Also sexual selection.. we'll see..
 
Depends. Sitting at home and getting little sun exposure is correlated with taller height. Also sexual selection.. we'll see..
Lack of physical activity is correlated with obesity, obesity is correlated with earlier puberties, and earlier puberties are correlated with shorter height
 
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Zoomers are definitely the tallest generation by far. Alphas won’t even come close. Even the “short” zoomers are still over 5’8. And tall ones exceeding 6’4 which used to be uncommon af.
 
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My upcoming theory debunks this.

 
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Boys are having earlier and earlier puberties, I predict this will accelerate as the (((psychiatrists))) diagnose every iPad baby with ADHD and feed them Adderall pills.

Earlier puberties are correlated with shorter stature.
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can’t wait to slay the next Stacies in 2030
 
This is such coper, not only are zoomers going to hiehgt mog us to oblivioun (due to hypergamy), but even if zoomers were to become short it would simply mean that the gen alpha girls would flock to the tall zoomer men, they won't try to heightmatch with us millienials
 

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