Genius new surgerymaxx method for ipdcels

[NarrowBoneMarrow]

Ill coin it as Cranium Indentation Surgery

The Proof:

Hes a real deal bottom percentile ipd/esrcel, dont believe me?

I just cut down 50% of his attractiveness by filling in the sides of his skull. I am in the process of patenting the surgery and methodology and it will be set in motion within 6 months so hold on tight before you rope. I plan to ascend patients instead of the obo botch master, so please keep me on your radar guys

 

[Deleted member 114545]

I have narrow orbits and my upper third is narrower than my lower third and midface

 

[Deleted member 114545]

btw curtains hairstyle does the same thing as this

 

[NarrowBoneMarrow]

btw curtains hairstyle does the same thing as this

No body wants that shit looking hairstyle, take @anxiety for example

 

[Deleted member 114545]

No body wants that shit looking hairstyle, take @anxiety for example

typing all big to make up for your ipd

 

[NarrowBoneMarrow]

typing all big to make up for your ipd

Yes my ipd is shit but i will ascend massively after this procedure

 

[Deleted member 114545]

Yes my ipd is shit but i will ascend massively after this procedure

you can get botox for the temporalis which will basically do that

 

[WELOVELOOKS]

arvid was already on this shit

he literally got hairtransplants to cover that part of his head to make his esr look better for more defined zygos

he did it smarter tbh nigga literally suggesting to indent the cranium

 

[anxiety]

No body wants that shit looking hairstyle, take @anxiety for example

Fuck you! I am 0.43

 

[anxiety]

Ill coin it as Cranium Indentation Surgery

The Proof:
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Hes a real deal bottom percentile ipd/esrcel, dont believe me?
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I just cut down 50% of his attractiveness by filling in the sides of his skull. I am in the process of patenting the surgery and methodology and it will be set in motion within 6 months so hold on tight before you rope. I plan to ascend patients instead of the obo botch master, so please keep me on your radar guys

Btw curtain hair works for this, cause it frauds ur real bizygomatic width

 

[anxiety]

Still handsome tho

 

[NarrowBoneMarrow]

Still handsome tho

Good morph

 

[anxiety]

Actually curtain hair is a very specific even niche shit, cause its kinda freaky. It mostly fits foids/female looking guys prettyboy guys (not my case, i just have no fucking money for a salt sprey or barbershop jfl, cause i spend all gold for alcohol)
imagine fucking bread pitt or any high dimorphic chad looking guy with curtains, that would look ridiculous

 

[anxiety]

Brad*

 

[anxiety]

I mean curtains is a good option if u wanna look like a anime character, which is weird itself

 

[NarrowBoneMarrow]

Actually curtain hair is a very specific even niche shit, cause its kinda freaky. It mostly fits foids/female looking guys prettyboy guys (not my case, i just have no fucking money for a salt sprey or barbershop jfl, cause i spend all gold for alcohol)
imagine fucking bread pitt or any high dimorphic chad looking guy with curtains, that would look ridiculous

Ohh so thats why youre always so bloatmaxxed, drop the alcohol or take a one way trip to bloatville

 

[anxiety]

But i agree with your thread a bit, hair MATTERS cause its the best way to fraud your flaws
Different haircuts for close or wide ipd
Facial hair/beard/mustaches is basic for long midface and all that stuff

 

[anxiety]

Ohh so thats why youre always so bloatmaxxed, drop the alcohol or take a one way trip to bloatville

I am just from the nightclub. I kissed a girl and then vomited 3 times and then kissed a girl again. (Those events are not related btw) Unfortunatelly she will leave my city tomorrow and she has a bf and she told me that before we kissed (then why is she even acting like this is she a whore?!?!!) I am still a bit drunk btw so i may tape some stupid shit rn
She said i look gay wtf

 

[anxiety]

I want to meet BGM in a night club and fight with him before i die

 

[anxiety]

YEah fuck i am drunk as shit, when i get home i will masturbate and play lego batman

 

[Cyrus]

nothing new

 

[NarrowBoneMarrow]

nothing new

You will benefit a lot from this

wait until i get a hold of your cranium, i assure you it will be transformative for both you and me

 

[Cyrus]

You will benefit a lot from this

wait until i get a hold of your cranium, i assure you it will be transformative for both you and me

might get transplant later after i graduate

 

[NarrowBoneMarrow]

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