Geomaxxing to Russia (Guide)

[LooksmaxxMyAss]

1. Language

Russian isn’t difficult. You need to learn some easy Russian phrases to slay hot Russian women

Я ебал коня (Ya ebal konya) - Hello, how are you?

Я днями сижу на бп сайтах и страдаю параноидальной шизофренией (Ya dnyami sizhu na bp saitah i stradayu paranoidal’noi shizofreniei) - Do you want to be my girlfriend, lady ?

Я ебу сочную бабульку (Ya ebu sochnyu babul’ky) - You’re very beautiful girl

2. Be brown

Russian people are very tolerant. They are very kind and welcoming to any ethnicity

3. Be gay
Russia is a very tolerant country. Being homosexual will give you an advantage

 

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