GET HEALTHY FAST PROTOCOL????

[OOGABOOGA]

GUYS I HAVE MY DATE WITH THE REALLY PRETTY GIRL TONIGHT. ON TINDER I LEFT HER ON READ AND AN HOUR LATER SHE DOUBLE TEXTS ASKING FOR MY SNAP. GAVE HER MY NUMBER INSTEAD. ENDED UP TEXTING FOR LIKE AN HOUR OR TWO NONSTOP WEVE GOT A TON IN COMMON VIBES ARE GOOD ETC.

BUT I WAKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A FUCKIN COLD. RUNNY STUFFY NOSE, SLIGHTLY SORE THROAT AND COUGHING A BIT. I HAVENT REALLY BEEN AROUND ANYONE THE LAST FEW DAYS AND MY LAST HOOKUP WAS TUESDAY SO I HAVE TO ASSUME ITS FROM EATING NOTHING BUT FAST FOOD FOR 2-3+ DAYS STRAIGHT.

WHAT FOODS AND SUPPLEMENTS SHOULD I EAT AND TAKE TODAY TO HEALTHMAX AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE SO SHE ISNT SCARED TO HANG OUT WITH AND HOPEFULLY MAKE OUT WITH ME? ORGAN MEATS? EGGS? SALMON? BLAST VITAMIN C? HELP ME SO I CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH QT STACYLITE GF

 

[Deleted member 12669]

Ask @kjsbdfiusdf he has a degree in biology

 

[PYT]

GUYS I HAVE MY DATE WITH THE REALLY PRETTY GIRL TONIGHT. ON TINDER I LEFT HER ON READ AND AN HOUR LATER SHE DOUBLE TEXTS ASKING FOR MY SNAP. GAVE HER MY NUMBER INSTEAD. ENDED UP TEXTING FOR LIKE AN HOUR OR TWO NONSTOP WEVE GOT A TON IN COMMON VIBES ARE GOOD ETC.

BUT I WAKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A FUCKIN COLD. RUNNY STUFFY NOSE, SLIGHTLY SORE THROAT AND COUGHING A BIT. I HAVENT REALLY BEEN AROUND ANYONE THE LAST FEW DAYS AND MY LAST HOOKUP WAS TUESDAY SO I HAVE TO ASSUME ITS FROM EATING NOTHING BUT FAST FOOD FOR 2-3+ DAYS STRAIGHT.

WHAT FOODS AND SUPPLEMENTS SHOULD I EAT AND TAKE TODAY TO HEALTHMAX AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE SO SHE ISNT SCARED TO HANG OUT WITH AND HOPEFULLY MAKE OUT WITH ME? ORGAN MEATS? EGGS? SALMON? BLAST VITAMIN C? HELP ME SO I CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH QT STACYLITE GF

Cough in her face to assert dominance

 

[LipstickAlley]

Ask @kjsbdfiusdf he has a degree in biology

kj would just say to use nothing since literally everything has xenoestrogens

 

[Deleted member 3828]

Nigga you OD'd you should be dead rn

 

[Deleted member 5818]

megadose aspirin 3g
eat a lot of sugar

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Nigga you OD'd you should be dead rn

?

 

[OOGABOOGA]

megadose aspirin 3g
eat a lot of sugar

What??

 

[Deleted member 5818]

What??

dissolve like 1.5g of aspirin in two different drinks and drink over the day

just eat a load of sweets/coca cola + some milk maybe

there is a reason they make you feel good

 

[OOGABOOGA]

dissolve like 1.5g of aspirin in two different drinks and drink over the day

just eat a load of sweets/coca cola + some milk maybe

there is a reason they make you feel good

This is so contrary to what I was thinking so forgive my skepticism but why would this work?

 

[Deleted member 5818]

This is so contrary to what I was thinking so forgive my skepticism but why would this work?

Sugar never did nothing wrong, caloric surplus from starches and seed oils did

we use sugar/glucose for energy - if we don't get it through sugar then the body breaks down proteins or fats so you might as well just give it straight sweets/juices/fruits/drinks

i gaurantee you will prolly feel better after eating some sugar tbh

@CupOfCoffee is sugarpilled too

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Sugar never did nothing wrong, caloric surplus from starches and seed oils did

we use sugar/glucose for energy - if we don't get it through sugar then the body breaks down proteins or fats so you might as well just give it straight sweets/juices/fruits/drinks

i gaurantee you will prolly feel better after eating some sugar tbh

@CupOfCoffee is sugarpilled too

I’m gonna get some naked smoothies those are packed with vitamins and like 50 g natural sugar each

 

[CtrlAltDelete]

Get a Vitamin C pouch and add some water and drink that shit.

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

Take aspirin but chew it instead of directly swallowing it. Works all the time during early cold signs

 

[John124]

GUYS I HAVE MY DATE WITH THE REALLY PRETTY GIRL TONIGHT. ON TINDER I LEFT HER ON READ AND AN HOUR LATER SHE DOUBLE TEXTS ASKING FOR MY SNAP. GAVE HER MY NUMBER INSTEAD. ENDED UP TEXTING FOR LIKE AN HOUR OR TWO NONSTOP WEVE GOT A TON IN COMMON VIBES ARE GOOD ETC.

BUT I WAKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A FUCKIN COLD. RUNNY STUFFY NOSE, SLIGHTLY SORE THROAT AND COUGHING A BIT. I HAVENT REALLY BEEN AROUND ANYONE THE LAST FEW DAYS AND MY LAST HOOKUP WAS TUESDAY SO I HAVE TO ASSUME ITS FROM EATING NOTHING BUT FAST FOOD FOR 2-3+ DAYS STRAIGHT.

WHAT FOODS AND SUPPLEMENTS SHOULD I EAT AND TAKE TODAY TO HEALTHMAX AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE SO SHE ISNT SCARED TO HANG OUT WITH AND HOPEFULLY MAKE OUT WITH ME? ORGAN MEATS? EGGS? SALMON? BLAST VITAMIN C? HELP ME SO I CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH QT STACYLITE GF

100k IU vitamin D

Also raw garlic but that will make you stink so idk if I would tell you to eat that

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Sugar never did nothing wrong, caloric surplus from starches and seed oils did

we use sugar/glucose for energy - if we don't get it through sugar then the body breaks down proteins or fats so you might as well just give it straight sweets/juices/fruits/drinks

i gaurantee you will prolly feel better after eating some sugar tbh

@CupOfCoffee is sugarpilled too

Yeah, refined sugar needs extra b vitamins though unlike sugar from fruit.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Yeah, refined sugar needs extra b vitamins though unlike sugar from fruit.

So what do I do?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Flu like symptoms can arise from endotoxins so try any gut antiseptics like charcoal or simply, raw carrots

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Aspirin, vitamin c/sugar from smoothies, vit d/k, find a butcher to get some liver and eggs for animal nutrient blast?

 

[Deleted member 5818]

Aspirin, vitamin c/sugar from smoothies, vit d/k, find a butcher to get some liver and eggs for animal nutrient blast?

drink some coffee too, but add sugar to it so you don't get a stress hormone increase

eat it with the liver because coffee also blocks iron absorption (iron is bad and liver has a lot of it, but the vitamin A makes it worth it)

 

[Deleted member 6403]

So what do I do?

What he said, and try to clear the gut out with raw carrots

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Yeah, refined sugar needs extra b vitamins though unlike sugar from fruit.

Wait so not the sugar from smoothies? I was thinking I’d get some of the orange naked smoothies for carrot/vit c/sugar

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Wait so not the sugar from smoothies? I was thinking I’d get some of the orange naked smoothies for carrot/vit c/sugar

No, that's fine, and one wouldn't need to worry about nutritional deficiency from refined/white sugar if an excessive amount isn't consumed

 

[Cali Yuga]

water fast

unironically

that or broth + vitamin c

 

[Idontknowlol]

zinc maxx, take atleast 100 mg

I'd suggest eating alot of raw garlic, but if you plan to meet a girl its not the brightest idea

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Aspirin
Chamomile tea or other herbal tea.
Lots of bone broth
Lots of raw unfiltered honey
Lots of fruits
Supplement with vitamin D3 zinc and vit C.
(Or just get sunlight and eat some beef liver with your fruits)
Also garlic and quercetin are great for fighting off infection. So garlic and onions
And if you can, take a nap too.

I was actually really sick on Wednesday and I felt better by Friday doing this.

Get better Chad

 

[Tony]

water fast

unironically

that or broth + vitamin c

this. i legit cured 40 degree fever in 2 days omad 800 calories
@lutte can confirm

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Aspirin
Chamomile tea or other herbal tea.
Lots of bone broth
Lots of raw unfiltered honey
Lots of fruits
Supplement with vitamin D3 zinc and vit C.
(Or just get sunlight and eat some beef liver with your fruits)
Also garlic and quercetin are great for fighting off infection. So garlic and onions
And if you can, take a nap too.

I was actually really sick on Wednesday and I felt better by Friday doing this.

Get better Chad

Take aspirin but chew it instead of directly swallowing it. Works all the time during early cold signs

dissolve like 1.5g of aspirin in two different drinks and drink over the day

just eat a load of sweets/coca cola + some milk maybe

there is a reason they make you feel good

Since when is aspirin for a cold? I looked it up and it says it doesn’t help cold symptoms

I had a naked smoothie, a DayQuil, one of those vit c pouches, I’m about to buy a vit d supp(already have some k), and I just bought a whole beef heart to feast on bc that’s got mad zinc and other vitamins. Also cough drops. The cold isn’t that bad I just don’t want to scare her off bc this is probably the only chance I’ll get to see her for at least another 2 weeks.

Also apparently the beef heart will crank my T and get me horny as shit and get the pheromones going . I haven’t nutted since my hookup on Tuesday, if we fuck I’m finna explode

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Since when is aspirin for a cold? I looked it up and it says it doesn’t help cold symptoms

I had a naked smoothie, a DayQuil, one of those vit c pouches, I’m about to buy a vit d supp(already have some k), and I just bought a whole beef heart to feast on bc that’s got mad zinc and other vitamins. Also cough drops. The cold isn’t that bad I just don’t want to scare her off bc this is probably the only chance I’ll get to see her for at least another 2 weeks.

Also apparently the beef heart will crank my T and get me horny as shit and get the pheromones going . I haven’t nutted since my hookup on Tuesday, if we fuck I’m finna explode

From what I understand aspirin is a great overall anti-inflammatory. It does reduce fevers, reduces pain and reduces inflammation.

 

[Deleted member 15129]

Take a Tylenol nigga. And stop listening to these crack addicts telling you to guzzle sugar. It may be decent for their weird looksmaxxing things, but it suppresses immune response for cells that attack bacteria.

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Take a Tylenol nigga. And stop listening to these crack addicts telling you to guzzle sugar. It may be decent for their weird looksmaxxing things, but it suppresses immune response for cells that attack bacteria.

No one's saying to guzzle sugar.

@OOGABOOGA don't guzzle sugar lol. Just eat a lot of fruits and some raw unfiltered honey and lots of bone broth. Those things are great for your immune system

 

[OOGABOOGA]

No one's saying to guzzle sugar.

@OOGABOOGA don't guzzle sugar lol. Just eat a lot of fruits and some raw unfiltered honey and lots of bone broth. Those things are great for your immune system

Just buy and cook a bunch of shit when you live in your car and don’t have a fridge bro. I’m grilling beef heart.

 

[Deleted member 13137]

guzzle niquil

will make u feel better + NT

just don't fall alseep

 

[Deleted member 13137]

guzzle niquil

will make u feel better + NT

just don't fall alseep

@OOGABOOGA I do this when im sick, fuck you JFLing at ?

 

[Tony]

Just buy and cook a bunch of shit when you live in your car and don’t have a fridge bro. I’m grilling beef heart.

eat it raw lol u fuken pussy

@lutte @FastBananaCEO

 

[Deleted member 5189]

eat it raw lol u fuken pussy

@lutte @FastBananaCEO

Nigga out here cooking his meat

 

[Tony]

Nigga out here cooking his meat

Nigga out here putting his meat on fire cuz afraid of muh bacteria

 

[Nature's Right Hand]

Nigga out here putting his meat on fire cuz afraid of muh bacteria

he destroyed the nootrients