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Get Infinite Oral Minoxidil for $17.99
you actual get 18,000mg but close enough
by @asteriskx
you actual get 18,000mg but close enough
by @asteriskx
Introduction:
I keep seeing too many people buy oral minoxidil tablets when it is a waste of money. You can get 18,000 mg, OTC, the same day for $17.99. Now how will we do that, you might ask? Topical minoxidil. Now you might ask, "I want oral minoxidil, not topical
" but we will consume our topical minoxidil. Now you might say, "But it contains alcohol, and how would we dose it?" Don't worry, friend, we will get into that. First, I will cover the best minoxidil to purchase for this use case, then how to dose it, and finally how to consume it without discomfort, then we will finish with anecdotal evidence that this is safe.
I keep seeing too many people buy oral minoxidil tablets when it is a waste of money. You can get 18,000 mg, OTC, the same day for $17.99. Now how will we do that, you might ask? Topical minoxidil. Now you might ask, "I want oral minoxidil, not topical
" but we will consume our topical minoxidil. Now you might say, "But it contains alcohol, and how would we dose it?" Don't worry, friend, we will get into that. First, I will cover the best minoxidil to purchase for this use case, then how to dose it, and finally how to consume it without discomfort, then we will finish with anecdotal evidence that this is safe.Which Topical Minoxidil To Buy:
The best minoxidil to purchase for this use case would be any minoxidil that only contains the active ingredient minoxidil and, for the inactive ingredients, alcohol, propylene glycol, and water, and it includes a marked dropper. I have linked what the Drug Facts should look like and the dropper. Now for the percentage, it shouldn't matter, the higher it is, the less you consume, and the lower, the more. I'd recommend 5%. Now for the best ROI, I recommend the Kirkland topical solution, 2 fl oz, 6-pack, which gives us the most for the price: 18,000 mg.
The best minoxidil to purchase for this use case would be any minoxidil that only contains the active ingredient minoxidil and, for the inactive ingredients, alcohol, propylene glycol, and water, and it includes a marked dropper. I have linked what the Drug Facts should look like and the dropper. Now for the percentage, it shouldn't matter, the higher it is, the less you consume, and the lower, the more. I'd recommend 5%. Now for the best ROI, I recommend the Kirkland topical solution, 2 fl oz, 6-pack, which gives us the most for the price: 18,000 mg.
this is what the drug facts should look like
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This is what the Marked Dropper should look like 1 ML Marked, if you have topical minoxidil and not this you can purchase this separately on amazon.
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If you live in the US and don't have topical minoxidil on hand, purchase this it includes everything and has the best price per mg ratio i could find and i've been using it for a long time
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How To Dose Topical Minoxidil:
First things first, we need to figure out how many mg are in each ml. I'll give a simple chart, and if yours is not listed, the easiest way is just to ask AI.
2% = 20mg/mL
5% = 50mg/mL
7% = 70mg/mL
10% = 100mg/mL
12.5% =125mg/mL
15% = 150mg/mL
Now that we have figured out how many mg are in each mL, let's figure out how many mg are in each drop. Using our marked dropper, we will draw 1 mL and then count how many drops it takes to empty. Then we will divide that by our mg/mL. For example, let's say my 5% solution takes 38 drops, 50 / 38 = 1.31 mg per drop. Now I would recommend doing this 3 times and rounding. For me, I have come to the conclusion my Kirkland minoxidil is 1.15 mg - 1.45 mg per drop, so I dose 2 drops because I want to get around 2.3 mg - 2.9 mg, so basically averaging it out to 2.5 mg of oral minoxidil. Depending on your dose and percentage, you will know how many to take.
First things first, we need to figure out how many mg are in each ml. I'll give a simple chart, and if yours is not listed, the easiest way is just to ask AI.
2% = 20mg/mL
5% = 50mg/mL
7% = 70mg/mL
10% = 100mg/mL
12.5% =125mg/mL
15% = 150mg/mL
how many mg per ml does my topical minoxidil solution contain it is %
Now that we have figured out how many mg are in each mL, let's figure out how many mg are in each drop. Using our marked dropper, we will draw 1 mL and then count how many drops it takes to empty. Then we will divide that by our mg/mL. For example, let's say my 5% solution takes 38 drops, 50 / 38 = 1.31 mg per drop. Now I would recommend doing this 3 times and rounding. For me, I have come to the conclusion my Kirkland minoxidil is 1.15 mg - 1.45 mg per drop, so I dose 2 drops because I want to get around 2.3 mg - 2.9 mg, so basically averaging it out to 2.5 mg of oral minoxidil. Depending on your dose and percentage, you will know how many to take.
How To Consume Topical Minoxidil Without Discomfort:
Now if you don't give a shit about it tasting like ass, you can just drop it into your mouth, but it is hard to tell how many drops you got, and it tastes like ass. Now, to consume it without discomfort, we dissolve it in water, so when you're drinking water, just throw your dose in there and finish the water. I've done this with other liquids besides water, and it has worked for me, but I'd recommend water.
Now if you don't give a shit about it tasting like ass, you can just drop it into your mouth, but it is hard to tell how many drops you got, and it tastes like ass. Now, to consume it without discomfort, we dissolve it in water, so when you're drinking water, just throw your dose in there and finish the water. I've done this with other liquids besides water, and it has worked for me, but I'd recommend water.
Saftey Concerns:
Please, don't drink a whole mL like a retard. Minoxidil is a vasodilator, the only time this will be a safety concern is if you're a retard and can't dose it properly. Besides that, the very tiny bit of alcohol and propylene glycol you get every day will not be a concern, it is a very, very tiny amount. Also, I've used it for around 9 months now, and so have my friends. Neither they nor I have had any concerns, and you can also look it up on Reddit, many people have done this. I also saw somebody say they got multiple blood tests during it, and they were perfectly fine, so just don't be a retard, and you'll be fine.
Please, don't drink a whole mL like a retard. Minoxidil is a vasodilator, the only time this will be a safety concern is if you're a retard and can't dose it properly. Besides that, the very tiny bit of alcohol and propylene glycol you get every day will not be a concern, it is a very, very tiny amount. Also, I've used it for around 9 months now, and so have my friends. Neither they nor I have had any concerns, and you can also look it up on Reddit, many people have done this. I also saw somebody say they got multiple blood tests during it, and they were perfectly fine, so just don't be a retard, and you'll be fine.
