Getting a loan while unemployed?

[Bewusst]

I need 3,000€ for surgery but my only source of income is unemployment benefits. I've been trying to get a loan from countless credit companies, to no avail. I could easily pay a 3k loan plus interest back in 36 months but banks and credit companies don't care when you're unemployed. Of course, I'm also looking for a job (illegal that is) but even if I find something, it'll take ages to make 3k. Best case scenario would be getting a loan + finding a job, getting surgery asap and paying off the loan with the money I make. Location: Germany

Who can help?

 

[Deleted member 4430]

is this nigga serious?

 

[one job away]

is this nigga serious?

Some are just born that way

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

go rob a bank or sell drugs

 

[karbo]

what surgery is it

 

[Bewusst]

Any helpful adive?

 

[Bewusst]

@TsarTsar444 @Germania @oldcell @CupOfCoffee @Lorsss @BlackBoyo @Felix97 @gamma @lutte @TRUE_CEL @larsanova69 @PubertyMaxxer @eduardkoopman @Syobevoli @AlexAP @homo_faber @Htobrother

 

[AlexAP]

Of course, I'm also looking for a job (illegal that is)

Is there a reason why you can't get a legal job?

Idk how you can get a loan without a job/income tbh, who would do that

 

[Lars]

Not something i can think of

 

[Bewusst]

Is there a reason why you can't get a legal job?

I'm not saying I can't but I have stated the reasons as to why taking up legal work in my current situation would be pointless multiple times

 

[eduardkoopman]

3k is to much for most people I think. to do at once.
I have once given on this forum to a forum member a 200 orso loan. He needed to buy so looksmaxxing "supplements".

 

[Bewusst]

3k is to much for most people I think. to do at once.
I have once given on this forum to a forum member a 200 orso loan. He needed to buy so looksmaxxing "supplements".

What? I was talking about a regular credit that I pay off in monthly installments within 2-3 years

Why would you lend an internet stranger money for "looksmaxing supplements"?

 

[Deleted member 7098]

What? I was talking about a regular credit that I pay off in monthly installments within 2-3 years

Why would you lend an internet stranger money for "looksmaxing supplements"?

i mean you could purchase some expensive stuff from electronic stores like mediamarkt/amazon choose monthly payments and then sell the stuff you bought, but you'd lose out on a bunch of money that way

 

[Bewusst]

i mean you could purchase some expensive stuff from electronic stores like mediamarkt/amazon choose monthly payments and then sell the stuff you bought, but you'd lose out on a bunch of money that way

I read the upper limit for Kauf auf Rechnung on amazon is 100€. I doubt any site offers Rechnungskauf for sales items worth several thousands. Great idea tho

Edit: Excuse my foggy mind, you said monthly installments. That's indeed a good idea, thanks

 

[eduardkoopman]

What? I was talking about a regular credit that I pay off in monthly installments within 2-3 years

Oh, I thought you was asking forum people here to laon it to you.

Why would you lend an internet stranger money for "looksmaxing supplements"?

Wildcard bet.
It was linked to me getting his affiliates income stream, and after payed off a percentage of his affliate income stream for like x amount of years. So that made it higher potential. Just a laon, with interest, I would had not done.

Actually it payed of greatly, this wildcard bet. I got all muh money back plus extra. And we work together on some new stuff. And he was, is, giga into crypto and new crypto porjects. So, he shared good info and tips and suggestions about crypto, and what i can do.
Made it possible for me, to have aped muh crypto portfolio of now $14.000 on "just" 3500 euro input.

But yeah, a massive wildcard 200 euro bet.
I knew that. The chance of it working out bad, was higher.
But than. a 200 euro bet it only is. If got the right person, it works out exponentially. As it luckily did for me.

/end Sieg heil!

 

[lutte]

3k is to much for most people I think. to do at once.
I have once given on this forum to a forum member a 200 orso loan. He needed to buy so looksmaxxing "supplements".

Tf
You won’t see that money again

 

[eduardkoopman]

Tf
You won’t see that money again

probably true, most of the time.
that was the bet, check above story though of how it worked out

 

[Deleted member 14543]

what surgery u getting

 

[Deleted member 6963]

Look into defi loans. But you have to know what you're doing.

And if you're talking about eyebrow surgery, I doubt it's really that important...

 

[Bewusst]

Oh, I thought you was asking forum people here to laon it to you.

Wildcard bet.
It was linked to me getting his affiliates income stream, and after payed off a percentage of his affliate income stream for like x amount of years. So that made it higher potential. Just a laon, with interest, I would had not done.

Actually it payed of greatly, this wildcard bet. I got all muh money back plus extra. And we work together on some new stuff. And he was, is, giga into crypto and new crypto porjects. So, he shared good info and tips and suggestions about crypto, and what i can do.
Made it possible for me, to have aped muh crypto portfolio of now $14.000 on "just" 3500 euro input.

But yeah, a massive wildcard 200 euro bet.
I knew that. The chance of it working out bad, was higher.
But than. a 200 euro bet it only is. If got the right person, it works out exponentially. As it luckily did for me.

/end Sieg heil!

You're not interested in giving me a 3k€ loan, are you? Including generous interest of course. Unfortunately, I don't know how to assure you that you can count on me. Perhaps we could draw up a contract and I'd set up a standing order with my bank for automated monthly transfers

 

[Deleted member 1476]

no way you will get a loan from a bank if unemployed and payday lenders probably don’t offer the amount you want

 

[Bewusst]

what surgery u getting

none if I don't have money

 

[Bewusst]

Look into defi loans. But you have to know what you're doing.

And if you're talking about eyebrow surgery, I doubt it's really that important...

I have no clue about crypto but yes, I need browplasty. I agree that, for most people, it isn't that relevant but my eyebrows ruin my complete face

 

[Deleted member 14543]

I have no clue about crypto but yes, I need browplasty. I agree that, for most people, it isn't that relevant but my eyebrows ruin my complete face

just wageslave in some shitty job for a year. they got to pay at least 1k per month if ur working full time(even if ur in a supermarket or something) pay it off in 3 months

 

[eduardkoopman]

You're not interested in giving me a 3k€ loan, are you? Including generous interest of course. Unfortunately, I don't know how to assure you that you can count on me. Perhaps we could draw up a contract and I'd set up a standing order with my bank for automated monthly transfers

3k is for sure to much. But also I likely wouldn't do it anyways; because I guestimate you are not high enough on the moral faggotery scale.
When I loan people money, I only try to do so, to massive big moralfags.

 

[Bewusst]

just wageslave in some shitty job for a year. they got to pay at least 1k per month if ur working full time(even if ur in a supermarket or something) pay it off in 3 months

Sure. I need 750 for rent, 30 for cell phone contract, 200 for food, sanitary and cleaning products, 90 for public transport, 20 for contact lenses, 50 for tobacco and 40 for laundromat visits A MONTH. I'd keep less money working full time than I do now so no ty, I'll stick with my unemployment benefits

 

[Bewusst]

3k is for sure to much

Never mind, I wouldn't do it either

I guestimate you are not high enough on the moral faggotery scale.
When I loan people money, I only try to do so, to massive big moralfags.

That's rude. I feel offended now!

 

[AlexAP]

3k is to much for most people I think. to do at once.
I have once given on this forum to a forum member a 200 orso loan. He needed to buy so looksmaxxing "supplements".

Was it Amnesia?

 

[eduardkoopman]

Was it Amnesia?

nope tincelw

 

[eduardkoopman]

Never mind, I wouldn't do it either

yeah. But it also depends on how much money a person has. For what I own, 3000 usd is to much. Plus, I'm getting all I can, to put into more crypto owning. Crytpo is gonna explode, I guestimate the comming 6 months. and after that probabs a massive crash. But hopefully I jump out on time (if the massive pump happens)

That's rude. I feel offended now!

we can't all be moralfags. Being a moralfag, of which I am one also, it also has alot of downsides.
Probably practically speaking, it's better to not be a moralfag. But, I can't help it, being this. Nor probably the other ways around.
We are as we are. it is what is .

 

[Bewusst]

we can't all be moralfags. Being a moralfag, of which I am one also, it also has alot of downsides.
Probably practically speaking, it's better to not be a moralfag. But, I can't help it, being this. Nor probably the other ways around.
We are as we are. it is what is .

Are you saying I'm an immoral person? What makes you think that?

 

[Deleted member 3270]

Alot of black people in the hood are able to scam PPP loans in the US somehow It's talked about alot on social media but since they aren't blackpilled they use it on liquor and designer clothes and drugs. Maybe Say you're starting a business

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

time to ldar buddy boyo

 

[Deleted member 12002]

I need 3,000€ for surgery but my only source of income is unemployment benefits. I've been trying to get a loan from countless credit companies, to no avail. I could easily pay a 3k loan plus interest back in 36 months but banks and credit companies don't care when you're unemployed. Of course, I'm also looking for a job (illegal that is) but even if I find something, it'll take ages to make 3k. Best case scenario would be getting a loan + finding a job, getting surgery asap and paying off the loan with the money I make. Location: Germany

Who can help?

Get out of Germany. Here's something for you.

See if you can get a H-2B Temporary Work Visa for America. Actually, I just looked it up and you can if you're a German citizen. Google Alaska Seafood Processing jobs. Send out applications. Follow up in about 3-5 business days by calling the companies you applied for. The HQ for most of these Seafood processing companies are Seattle Washington. Call em up and ask em to put you through to HR. Ask them if they received your application, and reiterate that you're really interested in working for their company. You should have a job in no time.

A typical contract is two to three months. During that time you'll earn about 7,000 - 10,000 EUR. Accommodation, meals, and laundry services will be provided while you work free of charge. A lot of companies will cover your airfare as well, but I don't know about people traveling from outside the US.

These jobs are easy to get. There's no experience/skills required, and they hire lots of foreigners. Just get you that H-2B visa.

 

[eduardkoopman]

Are you saying I'm an immoral person?

Not perse immoral. I would guetsimate you are average moral levels.
But not innate moral enough, to be given a blank loan based around nothing more than a trust in your personality being that you feel interally innate morally obligation to return it and o the best while one could get away with it by just ghosting. There is no reprocusions, risks, if you would just run away and ghost. Most average people refrarn from doing something "immoral" like theft, because of the consequences. But in this case, it will be 100% sure, there will be zero consequences when on runs with the money.

So, when that is this particular case.
Than, the level of morality of such a person, must be significant HIGHER than the average person. Thus there needs to be, extra higher levels of innate moral faggotery progamm running in such a person.

What makes you think that?

Rudolph Hess
"looking for a job (illegal that is)"

*****
Good luck wishes for sure in getting the surgery.
Always mirin surgery people, to ascend their looks.
I hoep it all works out well. And You will ascend into Chad Gandi heavens levels.

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

Get out of Germany. Here's something for you.

See if you can get a H-2B Temporary Work Visa for America. Actually, I just looked it up and you can if you're a German citizen. Google Alaska Seafood Processing jobs. Send out applications. Follow up in about 3-5 business days by calling the companies you applied for. The HQ for most of these Seafood processing companies are Seattle Washington. Call em up and ask em to put you through to HR. Ask them if they received your application, and reiterate that you're really interested in working for their company. You should have a job in no time.

A typical contract is two to three months. During that time you'll earn about 7,000 - 10,000 EUR. Accommodation, meals, and laundry services will be provided while you work free of charge. A lot of companies will cover your airfare as well, but I don't know about people traveling from outside the US.

These jobs are easy to get. There's no experience/skills required, and they hire lots of foreigners. Just get you that H-2B vi

what's the work like

 

[Deleted member 14543]

Sure. I need 750 for rent, 30 for cell phone contract, 200 for food, sanitary and cleaning products, 90 for public transport, 20 for contact lenses, 50 for tobacco and 40 for laundromat visits A MONTH. I'd keep less money working full time than I do now so no ty, I'll stick with my unemployment benefits

fuuck ur in a sticky situation then. maybe ask a friend/family to get a loan out for you?

 

[Bewusst]

Get out of Germany. Here's something for you.

See if you can get a H-2B Temporary Work Visa for America. Actually, I just looked it up and you can if you're a German citizen. Google Alaska Seafood Processing jobs. Send out applications. Follow up in about 3-5 business days by calling the companies you applied for. The HQ for most of these Seafood processing companies are Seattle Washington. Call em up and ask em to put you through to HR. Ask them if they received your application, and reiterate that you're really interested in working for their company. You should have a job in no time.

A typical contract is two to three months. During that time you'll earn about 7,000 - 10,000 EUR. Accommodation, meals, and laundry services will be provided while you work free of charge. A lot of companies will cover your airfare as well, but I don't know about people traveling from outside the US.

These jobs are easy to get. There's no experience/skills required, and they hire lots of foreigners. Just get you that H-2B visa.

Thanks a lot, definitely gonna look into that.

Couple questions: What about covid travel restrictions? I am and will not be vaccinated. Also with regards to work. What about the jobcenter? I'm afraid they won't allow me to leave the country, let alone city, without permanently suspending my social benefits or offsetting them against my earned income. The biggest issue is they're also paying for my accommodation, which brings me to the next question: What do I do when I return? Where do I stay? If I applied for social benefits from scratch, they'd know about my earnings and deny my application. I'm also taking driving lessons atm, also paid for by the jobcenter. How would you go about these obstacles?

 

[Deleted member 4209]

build credit with shitty high interest credit cards

they let anyone have one, just pay the bills immediately and ur credit score improves

 

[lasthope]

Get out of Germany. Here's something for you.

See if you can get a H-2B Temporary Work Visa for America. Actually, I just looked it up and you can if you're a German citizen. Google Alaska Seafood Processing jobs. Send out applications. Follow up in about 3-5 business days by calling the companies you applied for. The HQ for most of these Seafood processing companies are Seattle Washington. Call em up and ask em to put you through to HR. Ask them if they received your application, and reiterate that you're really interested in working for their company. You should have a job in no time.

A typical contract is two to three months. During that time you'll earn about 7,000 - 10,000 EUR. Accommodation, meals, and laundry services will be provided while you work free of charge. A lot of companies will cover your airfare as well, but I don't know about people traveling from outside the US.

These jobs are easy to get. There's no experience/skills required, and they hire lots of foreigners. Just get you that H-2B visa.

3500€/month with taxes already paid?

 

[Deleted member 14323]

find a loanshark

 

[Deleted member 12002]

what's the work like

I ain't done it, yet. But I know those who have.

It's hard.16 -18 hour days is common. It all depends on the fish. Sometimes you'll get done with a 16 hour shift and they'll wake you up 3 hours later to get back to work. Make a man out of you for sure. It's kind of like basic training.

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

I ain't done it, yet. But I know those who have.

It's hard.16 -18 hour days is common. It all depends on the fish. Sometimes you'll get done with a 16 hour shift and they'll wake you up 3 hours later to get back to work. Make a man out of you for sure. It's kind of like basic training.

not sure if depriving people of sleep is making a man out of someone tbh

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Thanks a lot, definitely gonna look into that.

Couple questions: What about covid travel restrictions? I am and will not be vaccinated. Also with regards to work. What about the jobcenter? I'm afraid they won't allow me to leave the country, let alone city, without permanently suspending my social benefits or offsetting them against my earned income. The biggest issue is they're also paying for my accommodation, which brings me to the next question: What do I do when I return? Where do I stay? If I applied for social benefits from scratch, they'd know about my earnings and deny my application. I'm also taking driving lessons atm, also paid for by the jobcenter. How would you go about these obstacles?

I don't know too much about coronavirus travel. As far as your earnings go, I don't think the American govt is gonna pass on any information about what you earned to your govt.

 

[Deleted member 12002]

3500€/month with taxes already paid?

Yeah, take home pay. You're gonna kill it with the overtime.

 

[Deleted member 12002]

not sure if depriving people of sleep is making a man out of someone tbh

No, it will certainly build character. Hardship always does when taken with a grain of salt.

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

Get out of Germany. Here's something for you.

See if you can get a H-2B Temporary Work Visa for America. Actually, I just looked it up and you can if you're a German citizen. Google Alaska Seafood Processing jobs. Send out applications. Follow up in about 3-5 business days by calling the companies you applied for. The HQ for most of these Seafood processing companies are Seattle Washington. Call em up and ask em to put you through to HR. Ask them if they received your application, and reiterate that you're really interested in working for their company. You should have a job in no time.

A typical contract is two to three months. During that time you'll earn about 7,000 - 10,000 EUR. Accommodation, meals, and laundry services will be provided while you work free of charge. A lot of companies will cover your airfare as well, but I don't know about people traveling from outside the US.

These jobs are easy to get. There's no experience/skills required, and they hire lots of foreigners. Just get you that H-2B visa.

from what ive heard these jobs are actually hard to get without referrals
not taxed?

 

[Bewusst]

As far as your earnings go, I don't think the American govt is gonna pass on any information about what you earned to your govt.

No but you're obligated to disclose your finances and account statements to the jobcenter when applying for social benefits. Income, assets, savings... They wanna see everything

 

[Deleted member 12002]

No but you're obligated to disclose your finances and account statements to the jobcenter when applying for social benefits. Income, assets, savings... They wanna see everything

You should be able to open a new account once you're in the States. I don't know if they'd share that info with your govt.

What are your benefits worth to you? Sounds like an anchor to me. A security that's more trouble than it's worth in the long run. Who says you got to return to Europe anyways? A lot of guys who do that kind of work only work a few months out of the year. The rest of it they spend in places like Thailand or South America. There's a few countries in South America you can go to without having to vax. I believe you could even live indefinitely now bouncing back and forth between Ecuador and Colombia. Things are cheap there and it won't be such a bother paying out of pocket for the things your cucked government hands out for free. I've survived the past 10 years living in 4 different countries without any benefits. It was no strain on my lifestyle or ability to save money whatsoever.

You're single too. Get out from under man. You don't need any benefits at your age. The comfort they provide only serves to keep you sedentary. Benefits from the government are opium for the masses. You're a young man. Get out there and live the strenuous life so that by the time you've achieved middle age you have something to show for it that's worth having, even if it's only experiences.