Getting a surgery aint that easy if you're employed

Glorious King

Glorious King

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I'll be honest

i've saved up enough money for a few hardmaxes

but the problem is the recovery time

in the corporate / wagecuck world , u cant just show up with a swollen face

and go " Hey John, how's it going? Had a few cookies last night hence the bloat ;) "


Also if you take more then like a week worth of leave

expect them to deduct from ya paycut and also might find a possible replacement
 
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if you cant get surgery right after highschool or during uni its over
 
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Not to mention the constant frauding required to show " muh , im natural " etc to friends and family
 
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you just don’t want it bad enough.
 
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I'll be honest

i've saved up enough money for a few hardmaxes

but the problem is the recovery time

in the corporate / wagecuck world , u cant just show up with a swollen face

and go " Hey John, how's it going? Had a few cookies last night hence the bloat ;) "



Also if you take more then like a week worth of leave

expect them to deduct from ya paycut and also might find a possible replacement
Medical leave?
 
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Medical leave?
1 week max

if serious they'd require official docs from hospital and also from insurance


fuk man , foids get 6 months leave at ease in the name maternity
 
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Zac efron larp. I broke my jaw
 
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Zac efron larp. I broke my jaw
1778680532880
 
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I'll be honest

i've saved up enough money for a few hardmaxes

but the problem is the recovery time

in the corporate / wagecuck world , u cant just show up with a swollen face

and go " Hey John, how's it going? Had a few cookies last night hence the bloat ;) "



Also if you take more then like a week worth of leave

expect them to deduct from ya paycut and also might find a possible replacement
this is probably one of the worst parts about surgery

worse then actually recovering imo
 
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I'll be honest

i've saved up enough money for a few hardmaxes

but the problem is the recovery time

in the corporate / wagecuck world , u cant just show up with a swollen face

and go " Hey John, how's it going? Had a few cookies last night hence the bloat ;) "



Also if you take more then like a week worth of leave

expect them to deduct from ya paycut and also might find a possible replacement
Just say you were in a bad accident ?

When the swelling goes away and you're chad, then you admit the truth as chad takes what chad wants and they will bow before you.
 
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this is probably one of the worst parts about surgery

worse then actually recovering imo
legit

and the additional costs for medicine and stuff like painkillers and shi
 
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Just say you were in a bad accident ?

When the swelling goes away and you're chad, then you admit the truth as chad takes what chad wants and they will bow before you.
mirin idea ngl

textbook zac efron excuse
 
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