Getting around parents

[nodiscipline]

Maybe im just fucking lucky but why do people stress so much over ordering shit to their house

Ive been ordering random shit (not lm related) to my house atleast once a week since i was like 12 so my parents dont bat an eye at another package and would probably just hand it to me

Imo people just got to get there money up, shits gunna be alot more sus if your doing shenanigans to get a simple cardbord box jfl

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

they found my aqualyx and offbrand accutane

 

[nodiscipline]

they found my aqualyx and offbrand accutane

How bro like just hide ts

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

I was at my dads house and it arrived just as I was there, my mom mistook my package for hers and opened it in a coincidence of comical measure. then she opened the others too and searched my room.

 

[nodiscipline]

I was at my dads house and it arrived just as I was there, my mom mistook my package for hers and opened it in a coincidence of comical measure. then she opened the others too and searched my room.

Fawk thats peak, atp js order ur shit to parcel lockers

 

[asuframe]

Maybe im just fucking lucky but why do people stress so much over ordering shit to their house

Ive been ordering random shit (not lm related) to my house atleast once a week since i was like 12 so my parents dont bat an eye at another package and would probably just hand it to me

Imo people just got to get there money up, shits gunna be alot more sus if your doing shenanigans to get a simple cardbord box jfl

Same

 

[orbitlet]

I was at my dads house and it arrived just as I was there, my mom mistook my package for hers and opened it in a coincidence of comical measure. then she opened the others too and searched my room.

Tell your mom it’s injectable ashwagandha

 

[ascndndfrgt]

Ur parents js dont gaf thats why

 

[nodiscipline]

Ur parents js dont gaf thats why

Why would they assume its something bad if im a good person?

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

Tell your mom it’s injectable ashwagandha

i tried to say the syringes were for a dexter costume, unaware she also had the numbing cream, aqualyx vials, alcohol wipes, accutane and topical minox.

 

[ascndndfrgt]

Why would they assume its something bad if im a good person?

Why should it be a bad thing to be curious about whats inside the package

 

[orbitlet]

i tried to say the syringes were for a dexter costume, unaware she also had the numbing cream, aqualyx vials, alcohol wipes, accutane and topical minox.

My mom is the type of person to think that peptide and test vials are alcoholic drinks

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

My mom is the type of person to think that peptide and test vials are alcoholic drinks

I wish I had a mom like that… everytime I try to do something for my looks she notices, but when I smoke my brain away after school she doesn’t and I gotta do it to cope with not being able to improve my looks

 

[orbitlet]

I wish I had a mom like that… everytime I try to do something for my looks she notices, but when I smoke my brain away after school she doesn’t and I gotta do it to cope with not being able to improve my looks

I convinced my parents to get creatine monohudrate and they said no because it wasn’t intended for under 18cels. They also gaslighted me into thinking I wanted to order a drug

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

I convinced my parents to get creatine monohudrate and they said no because it wasn’t intended for under 18cels. They also gaslighted me into thinking I wanted to order a drug

My mom thinks im mentally ill because im “beautiful” and i’ll “finally grow up some day”. Im perfect the way I am she says but im khhv mmtn. She doesn’t fucking understand and has already threatened me with mental institutions which has driven me to the edge of suicide 3x

 

[orbitlet]

My mom thinks im mentally ill because im “beautiful” and i’ll “finally grow up some day”. Im perfect the way I am she says but im khhv mmtn. She doesn’t fucking understand and has already threatened me with mental institutions which has driven me to the edge of suicide 3x

Sending you to mental institutions because you are conscious about your problems man the goyim only uses cope to solve their problems

 

[orbitlet]

My mom thinks im mentally ill because im “beautiful” and i’ll “finally grow up some day”. Im perfect the way I am she says but im khhv mmtn. She doesn’t fucking understand and has already threatened me with mental institutions which has driven me to the edge of suicide 3x

Also, I’m planning to order from Indiamart, my parents check my phone so do you have tips to order from Indiamart and avoid getting caught? Found a seller but I just need to find out that

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

Also, I’m planning to order from Indiamart, my parents check my phone so do you have tips to order from Indiamart and avoid getting caught? Found a seller but I just need to find out that

I order through my friend, he’s 18 and his parents dgaf. Thats the only way really

 

[orbitlet]

I order through my friend, he’s 18 and his parents dgaf. Thats the only way really

Nice, sadly I don’t have any friends. Can you at least tell me a method to hide the package when it arrives?

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

Nice, sadly I don’t have any friends. Can you at least tell me a method to hide the package when it arrives?

Of course, what do you want to order? Vials or..?

 

[orbitlet]

Of course, what do you want to order? Vials or..?

Buying tretinoin and hydroquinone, maybe oral minoxidil I already have a method to hide them once I secure/open the package

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

Buying tretinoin and hydroquinone, maybe oral minoxidil I already have a method to hide them once I secure the package

Okay, mention about 2 weeks earlier that you really like to open packages, do it in a non suspicious way like say it feels like your birthday or something. then when the package arrives in your name they wont open it. If possible give the delivery service instructions to place it somewhere only you know about. thats the best advice I can give if you don’t have a secret mailbox or friend. also if your parents never even saw the box, throw it away in a public trashcan to avoid later questions

 

[orbitlet]

Okay, mention about 2 weeks earlier that you really like to open packages, do it in a non suspicious way like say it feels like your birthday or something. then when the package arrives in your name they wont open it. If possible give the delivery service instructions to place it somewhere only you know about. thats the best advice I can give if you don’t have a secret mailbox or friend. also if your parents never even saw the box, throw it away in a public trashcan to avoid later questions

my parents will think I’m autistic and send me to the doctor jokes aside, this is a pretty good method.

I also have another method that I made but I’m not sure it will work. When it arrives, I’ll basically say that they dropped it at the wrong location and as I walk away from their view and close the door, I open the package and put the shit in my pocket. What do you think?

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

my parents will think I’m autistic and send me to the doctor jokes aside, this is a pretty good method.

I also have another method that I made but I’m not sure it will work. When it arrives, I’ll basically say that they dropped it at the wrong location and as I walk away from their view and close the door, I open the package and put the shit in my pocket. What do you think?

This might work but has to be executed perfectly to avoid questions. shit has to be A1 acting.

 

[orbitlet]

This might work but has to be executed perfectly to avoid questions. shit has to be A1 acting.

Guess I’ll use your method

What payment methods should I pay the pajeetmart vendors and how does the ordering experience usually go?

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

Guess I’ll use your method

What payment methods should I pay the pajeetmart vendors and how does the ordering experience usually go?

Basically they text you over WhatsApp and will demand insane prices for shipping. Then you’ll say im super broke and I can only pay (maybe 10$ less then what their saying) and just say it over and over again until they agree (“I really don’t have the money”). Can’t help with the payment shit bc idk myself, I use my friend as I said before.

 

[orbitlet]

Basically they text you over WhatsApp and will demand insane prices for shipping. Then you’ll say im super broke and I can only pay (maybe 10$ less then what their saying) and just say it over and over again until they agree (“I really don’t have the money”). Can’t help with the payment shit bc idk myself, I use my friend as I said before.

I’ll just say that “this is narendra modi texting you, and he requests free shipping right now”

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

I’ll just say that “this is narendra modi texting you, and he requests free shipping right now”

Try it Me and my friend even called them I have the video. We tried to convince them to do it for free but they agreed to 15$

 

[orbitlet]

Try it Me and my friend even called them I have the video. We tried to convince them to do it for free but they agreed to 15$

Amazing I’ll order it in like September or October, hopefully customs don’t fuck everything up

 

[vexd]

just ship to your friends house

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

Amazing I’ll order it in like September or October, hopefully customs don’t fuck everything up

A gamble we all have to take. Best of luck

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

just ship to your friends house

read the whole thread he doesnt have anyone to ship it to

 

[vexd]

read the whole thread he doesnt have anyone to ship it to

get a P.O box then??????

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

get a P.O box then??????

some niggas dont want that effort and have no way of getting there if there isnt one near them

 

[vexd]

some niggas dont want that effort and have no way of getting there if there isnt one near them

what do u want me to say grab magical powers and make your mom not notice????

 

[LowInhibNoSMV]

what do u want me to say grab magical powers and make your mom not notice????

im not the one asking the question brah

 

[vexd]

im not the one asking the question brah

still

 

[orbitlet]

what do u want me to say grab magical powers and make your mom not notice????

just learn how to fly and steal the package from the mail van like a seagull