rtacysapist69
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School toilets are vile and are no place for a person to take a dookie. I held my shit in for a period and opened the stall door to see someone has taken a wet shit (holy digestion) and piled so much toilet paper on top as to make it impossible to flush. I then decide that it is unoptimal to waste my time trying to intricately shit out a log that may touch the toilet paper before it leaves my bootyhole and i walk out the school to a nearby park toilet which is somehow cleaner even though the demographic is like crackheads. Apparently crackhead hygiene > high schooler hygiene. I take the nicest dump and walk back and see two of my friends also walking down. I go say hi to them and at this point we are at the bottom parking lot and we walk into a street that branches off and i hand them a dart each, we finish ripping the darts and we are gonna go get food atp cuz its lunch BUT THEN, the fuckass deputy principal spawns outa nowhere next to the parking lot and sees us, he pulls out his phone and starts recording, i ask my friends if we should just dip, they say we can't atp, one of my other friends is an unlucky dumbass and drove past in his car cuz he couldnt find a parking spot, dp starts recording the car and I think fuck this and start walking away. The dp then starts shouting at me to "stop and come here", I then turn around and stare him in the eyes like hard squinting and cheek biting and jutting and the whole nine yards as I contemplate whether I should hand myself in, i still have my cigs and lighter in my pocket, I smell like a fucking forrest fire so then i turn around and walk away(holy aura). Turns out it was not holy aura and bro took a picture. I then run all the way around the surrounding street so i walk in through the back gate just in case he was camping the closest front gate. I walk into the next period classroom like 5 minutes late and see one of the bros sitting there, I go and ask him what happened and he said i should be chill cuz both of them said they didn't know who i was. Halfway through the period, I get a slip calling me into the dp's office, atp im giga stressed, I walk in and he turns me around and checks my bag to confirm it was me, he shows me the pictures he took and I tell him I was going to take a poo, HE THEN CHECKS MY ATTENDENCE and realises I went to my math class a combined 2 times in the last 2 weeks. Im like kinda stressed now cuz if my dad searches my room all my roids are gonna get taken away. He then tells me hes gonna call my parents and asks me who to call, I look on his screen AND MY PHONE NUMBER IS THE ONE LISTED UNDER: MOTHER. I say call my mom and he says ok. Still giga stressed atp like shaking cuz I usually never get caught as I just run away and they are usually too slow to catch me. Before i get home I rip my final dart. I get home a little late and my dad didn't give a shit
, that night i went to a gym and got heightmogged to death and i felt so fucking uncomfortable in public it was worse than getting caught.
Me thinking its over:
, that night i went to a gym and got heightmogged to death and i felt so fucking uncomfortable in public it was worse than getting caught.Me thinking its over:
