Getting ready for Function(FRAUDCELS GTFIH)

Diddihippi09

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I fraud at every singlw function for like 2 years now and never got caught

I already start the night before :-no sodium and only a light meal 5 hours before going to bed

-shaving+hydrating skin(depending on the function shaving right before can have negative impacts on yoir skin)

I eat only a banana after waking up and a light meal with abt 1l of raw milk to still stay hydrated

2 hours before I go I start with Cardio that wont have a rapid stress on your body (mostly walking incline) and drinking 3l of water and than do some classic lymphatic drainage

20 minutes before I go I do 2 sets of 2 mins icing my face and rhan Gua shaing that shit

My Frauds

Height booster with already big insoles

Concealer I take from my mom to cover most of my red spots and my recessed infras,also to give me an even colouring

rosa vaseline for the lip fraud,I smwar it a bit wider than my actual mouth

Eyebrow pencil to give an hollow cheek effect

My moms mascara since I have rlly blonde eyelashes

I am also frauding really hard with my facial expression which boosts me half a psl scale:forcedsmile:
 
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By your facial expression?
 
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By your facial expression?
Yeah I practised my facial expression so I look way mor dimorphic and angular,I combine jutting,mewing,cheek sucking and lip bulging,tbh it was rlly noticeable when I first did it but practise makes it easy
 
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niggas just be doing makeup now
 
I fraud at every singlw function for like 2 years now and never got caught

I already start the night before :-no sodium and only a light meal 5 hours before going to bed

-shaving+hydrating skin(depending on the function shaving right before can have negative impacts on yoir skin)

I eat only a banana after waking up and a light meal with abt 1l of raw milk to still stay hydrated

2 hours before I go I start with Cardio that wont have a rapid stress on your body (mostly walking incline) and drinking 3l of water and than do some classic lymphatic drainage

20 minutes before I go I do 2 sets of 2 mins icing my face and rhan Gua shaing that shit

My Frauds

Height booster with already big insoles

Concealer I take from my mom to cover most of my red spots and my recessed infras,also to give me an even colouring

rosa vaseline for the lip fraud,I smwar it a bit wider than my actual mouth

Eyebrow pencil to give an hollow cheek effect

My moms mascara since I have rlly blonde eyelashes

I am also frauding really hard with my facial expression which boosts me half a psl scale:forcedsmile:
Try a little bit of eyeliner at the ends of your eyes so it looks like you have a longer pfl
 
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I fraud at every singlw function for like 2 years now and never got caught

I already start the night before :-no sodium and only a light meal 5 hours before going to bed

-shaving+hydrating skin(depending on the function shaving right before can have negative impacts on yoir skin)

I eat only a banana after waking up and a light meal with abt 1l of raw milk to still stay hydrated

2 hours before I go I start with Cardio that wont have a rapid stress on your body (mostly walking incline) and drinking 3l of water and than do some classic lymphatic drainage

20 minutes before I go I do 2 sets of 2 mins icing my face and rhan Gua shaing that shit

My Frauds

Height booster with already big insoles

Concealer I take from my mom to cover most of my red spots and my recessed infras,also to give me an even colouring

rosa vaseline for the lip fraud,I smwar it a bit wider than my actual mouth

Eyebrow pencil to give an hollow cheek effect

My moms mascara since I have rlly blonde eyelashes

I am also frauding really hard with my facial expression which boosts me half a psl scale:forcedsmile:
 
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ngl bro some of these methods are good but i suggest just drinking alcohol or taking pregab lowering your insanely high inhib and talking to some woman. at some point you have to talk to the woman they wont just start talking to you
 
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